The Funhouse of Sherlock Holmes and Mrs Marple

by jerrysgirl67

What happens when there is a murder mystery at Forks High School? Bella, Edward and the gang to solve it before the murderer gets them first A/U A/H Please be kind, this is my first FF. Rated for language, some violence and who knows what else.

2. Yay! It's party time

Chapter 2

'Hey Chief Swan!'

'Hey girls. Wow, look at those costumes.'

I can't believe she guilt tripped me into this. Here I am wearing a pirate costume (not the skanky one Alice wanted me to buy), trying to not run into things while wearing this damn eye patch. Does she not realize that its hard enough for me to walk around with both eyes open?

'Thanks Chief Swan!' Alice swirled around in her Tinkerbell outfit. It really was so fitting, considering she was 5 foot nothing, a hundred pounds soaking wet and had the stamina of the the Energizer Bunny.

'Thanks Dad.' Save me Charlie, SAVE ME!!!

'Well, I won't keep your girls. You don't want to be late for the party.' Damn you Charlie, DAMN YOU!

I plaster the patented fake "YAY! Bella is sooo THRILLED" smile on my face as Alice pulled me toward the door.

'Hey Bells...' Damn, I just ran into a chair, or a table. I HATE this eye patch!

'Yeah Dad?' Please.....change your mind about letting me go!!!

'Be home by midnight. We don't want the vampires and werewolves to get you.' The smirk on his face made me want to punch something.

'Sure thing' Gag me!

Somebody please help me, I can only see disaster laying ahead tonight.