Chapter 2. Slightly edited grammar-wise, but the content is the same. Feel free to review.
Wow. I really cannot believe it.
What? That Prongs actually managed to snag Evans, the most uptight and frigid girl this school has ever seen, OR that she hasn't slapped him yet for putting his had on her leg? By the way, that leg is extremely hot.
Honestly Padfoot, do you think about anything other then girls/sex? Really. (Though she does have nice legs).
Yeah. *Sigh* Hang on a second! Check it out! That slimy git Snape is trying to talk to Evans!
What! Are you serious?
Totally, you should check it out. Whoah! Prongs is going off his nut!
I suppose one would be a tad aggravated and threatened when the one who is by far, the beta male attempts to steal said alpha males mate.
I have no idea what you just said mate. In English?
Well, Prongs is feeling threatened by Snape because he thinks Snape is trying to take Evans from him.
Oh. Why didn't you just that in the first place? I mean, really, you speak too technically.
Did Prongs just curse Snape? Or does his nose normally look that big and purple? (it reminds me of an eggplant)
Prongs cursed Snape? Really? Why did I not see this? Really. Why did I not see this?
Because you were staring at that girl over in Ravenclaw. You know, the one with the massive boobs? What's-her-name, um, um, um.
I was not staring at her! It's merely an interest.
An interest ay? In Amelia Bones ay?
Not like that you perverted soul! Gawd.
Hey speaking of perverted souls what has happened to dear old Prongs? He appears to be writhing on the ground in agony!
10 sickles that Evans kicked him in the balls.
You're on.