AN//: Hey it's Melly with chapter two of Beyond Wonderland!
In case you're wondering, it's called Beyond Wonderland after the font....Yeah we're cool.
DISCLAIMER!! We don't own Death Note or Alice in Wonderland.
We're just awesome.
Characters in this Chapter:
Alice - Mello
Cheshire Cat - Matt
Enjoy!!!
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Just...joking...
BEYOND WONDERLAND Chapter Two - Matt the Cheshire Cat
Near was close enough to hear, but no matter how fast Mello ran towards him he was always just out of reach.
It felt like one of those dreams where the ground seems to strech out longer and your legs can't work properly, the air felt like it was made of treacle.
I feel like i'm drowning, thought Mello pessimistically, drowning on air, how ironic. But as pessimistic as he was going to be, it wouldn't stop him from trying to catch Near...then possibly beat some answers out of him.
As Near rounded the corner there was a kind of popping sensation, like when you yawn on a plane to clear your ears and Mello was running at full bore, no longer drowning in the treacle air, skidding around the same corner he found himself in a lush forest, the hallway abruptly ending as though construction had been abandoned halfway.
The forest was deep and cool, huge trees towered towards the sky and made the air shimmer with a rich green haze. Mello found himself feeling unusually small but strode onward into the leafy depths with the same self-confidence he used to overcome everything in life.
Hours passed and there was no sign of an end to the huge forest, so Mello camped beneath one of the smaller trees, while it was small compared to the rest of the forest, it's giant roots still towered over him. Closing his eyes Mello contemplated his situation; it was like nothing he'd experienced before, none of the events made sense.
As if to top it off, appearing from behind the trees a few paces ahead, was Matt, facing his back to Mello, dressed in probably the worst excuse of a Neko Cosplay ever.
His traditional black and white striped shirt was replaced with a purple and pink one; he had a pair of fluffy cat ears, along with a long tail which swayed from side to side
"M-Matt?! What are you doing here?" Mello asked, bewildered.
Matt turned around, then pointed to himself with a questioning look on his face.
"Matt? Who is Matt? I am the Cheshire Cat. Meooww!" Matt –oh no, wait, sorry– The Cheshire Cat purred while playing with, not a PSP, but some wool?
"No you're not, you're Matt. Quit fucking around. Do you know where we are?"
"I keep telling you! I am not Matt! I am the Cheshire Cat!" The Cheshire Cat hisses. Mello stormed over to him and hit him over the head. Matt fell down due to the impact of Mello's hit.
"Man, shut up. Anyway, do you know where we are?" Matt, on the ground tangled to the wool, stopped and jumped up.
"We are in WONDERLAAAAAND!!!" He replied, throwing his hands up in the air.
"'The fuck is Wonderland?"
"Where we aaarrrree!" Tired of Matt's bullshit, Mello pushed passed him and stormed off. "Waaaaiiiiit!!!!!!! I"M COMING WITH YOUUU!!!!" Matt wailed, and Mello could hear his lace boots trudge against the dirt.
"Oh hell no."
"Oh hell YES!"
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La di da di da...time passes! WEEEEEE! LALALA
Mello endured 5 whole minutes of Matts odd little cat noises (meowing and so on) before he snapped,
"Look Matt, I don't know what kind of shit they fed you to make you act this stupid, but trust me on this: You are NOT a FUCKING CAT!"
Matt just stared at him with big green eyes and pouted.
"You didn't have to yell at me..." He mumbled before slinking off.
"Matt? Where are you going?"
"Away."
"Why?"
"You don't want me..."
Mello snorted in annoyance, he didn't have time for this kind of crap. Somewhat relenting he made himself promise to be nicer until Matt was 'sober'.
They walked down the dirt path, Matt continuing his cat noises, while Mello had a mental argument with himself as to whether or not he should turn around and slap Matt.
Ahead of them was a sign, one read 'To the House of Tweedledee' and the other read 'To the House of Tweedledum'.
"What if we don't want to meet any of them? They don't sound particularly intelligent, given by their names alone..." Mello sneered, looking around for a different path to take.
"But you have to meet them! It wouldn't be fun for the story otherwise..."
"The what?"
"NEVERMIIIIIND!"
"Okay, er, I choose the path down to Tweedledee..."
"NO!!!!"
"Okay, Tweedledum?"
"NO TWEEDLEDEE I TELL YOU!"
"But I already said-" Before Mello could finish his sentence, Matt grabbed his wrists and skipped down the path which read 'To the House of Tweedledee'.
My dignity...gone, Mello thought, Near, I am going to kill you!
AN//: Um, wow, these chapters seemed longer on Word. WE HOPE YOU LOVED IT AS MUCH AS WE DID WRITING IT!!! REVIEWS PLEASE??????? 8D Thank yooh
Oh well.
It's still insanely awesome, right?!