I Don't own anything, that sounds pretty bad but its true, i have nothing. =(

Chapter 2

Freddie's pov

"UHGG! Where is she?!? We have3 minutes till we go live!!" Carly is pacing up and down, all over the icarly set, freaking out. Sam is late…again.

"Carly, relax. She's always late, no surprise there. I'm sure she'll be here any second." I lied

"She hasn't shown up for a rehearsal all week, so I tell her to come 20 minutes early to practice, and look! 3 minutes left and were is Sam? Who the heck knows?!I have barely talked to her in like a month unless school related. I call her, I text her. Of course she doesn't answer! Why should she? Imonly her best friend!" You know Carly is really mad when she starts talking to herself. She was pretty much squeaking now, she was so mad. I don't even know what to say. Sam is unreliable, and unpredictable, so I can't promise everything will work out like I want to. Carly is usually one of the most calm, organized, always prepared people I know but withSam as her best friend, one of these days she is really going to crack. I hate that Sam does this to her. I don't even know how they are friends. Actually when I think about it, there are only two reasons anyone of us can hang with each other, the icarly show, and the fact that we don't know anything else about each other, well not anything important. I use to think I was close with Carly before I found out that we only talk about stuff happening at school or icarly. Sam and Carly don't know what else I do. And I'm glad because I don't think they would like me very much if they knew.

The door flew open and a wet, panting, messy blond came sprinting in. She was soaking wet from her dripping wet, long hair to her soaked converse shoes. She looked like she fell in the ocean and got into a fight with a shark. I tried, I really tried not to look but her white, wet tank top stuck to her skin, showing her hot pink bra and her flat stomach. Damn! My eyes couldn't move away so I just stood there and stared like an idiot, forgetting the show, forgetting carly, forgetting that the person I was drooling over has a lifetime goal of making my life miserable. Wait… Her life time goal is to make my life miserable! I hate her, she hates me! Snap out of it Freddie! You like Carly! No! No! No! I am getting over that too! No Carly and Definitely no Sam! God I got to get a girlfriend! My guy hormones are really going to get me in trouble!

Carly was still in too much of a shock that she was soaking wet to even realize what she was wearing. "Sam!! What the…were have you…why are….." when she finally calmed down she got her words right. "Do I even want to know?"

She finally looked up, still breathing hard and gave Carly a guilty smile. "No…probably not."

Carly rolled her eyes "Ok whatever! Just get over here we are on in like 3 minutes… SAM!?!"

"What?"

"You can't go on looking like that!" she looked down at sam's revealing clothes.

Sam looked at Carly, then down at her revealing wet tank top and her riped short shorts, and then at me. I was all of a sudden really interested in my computer keys. I could feel my face burning, I tried to keep from blushing, but it didn't work, hopefully she didn't see that.

Sam's Pov

Oh shit! I didn't even realize what I was wearing, it's not like I really had time to think about it sprinting here. I blushed and quickly looked over at Freddie but he wasn't paying attention, or at least he was pretending not to, and I was glad he was. Thank God she at least didn't ask why I look like this. Let's just say it involved a ham sandwich, a giant rat, and a major bathroom malfunction in a millionaire's house. It was another one of Alex's money schemes that was an epic fail! It's hard with only two people, no matter how much I hated Jake. We use to have a thing together for like a week before we realized how much we hated each other. He still has the nerve to make his move on me. Anyway I don't think I look that bad, it's just a pink bra. If it was telling ghost stories I bet Carly wouldn't be freaking out. Or if she was wearing it, it would be ok.

"Well I don't have time to change now. So whatever, it's just a bra! Half the people in the world wear them and the most of the other half have seen them. And for the ones who haven't…" I smiled. "I don't think they would mind." I joked. I could tell by the look on her face she wasn't going to laugh. "Joking! But I mean come on Carls, we have a bra that tells ghosts stories, and you wore your bikini on icarly before! I don't know why this is such a big deal" I looked at her with a smug look on my face.

"It's not your bra its…what's in it." I couldn't help smiling at Carly's embarrassed face. She was so sweet and innocent.

"What do you mean?"

"You know! Your…'friends'"

I laughed "My 'Friends'??"

I can't believe she just said that, but I'll play along. I could see Freddie's head pop up in the corner of my eye, he had a terrified look on his face, he knows where this is going… girl talk.

"Well your friends were in their...houses when you wore your swim suit." Carly's face slowly turned less red when she realized I was going to play along with her "Friends" conversation instead of talking like I normally do.

"Yea but my 'friends' are different then your 'friends'. Your friends are popping out of there 'houses'. They need a bigger house it's too crowed. I think they should move."

"Carly! My boobs are already like a 36 C." Carly rolled her eyes.

"OH GOD! Sam, so you guys really have to talk about this now?!??"

"Oh Sorry Freddork, are you feeling uncomfortable talking about stuff you'll never see?"

He opened his mouth to say something but Carly put her hand up to stop him. "Freddie, it's not even worth it, let's just do the show ok?" he closed his mouth. Ha what a pussy! Of course he does what his precious Carly tells him. The creepy thing is, she is like his second mom and he still crushes on her. Weird. Freddie rolled his eyes and started taking off his sweatshirt. What is the nub doing now?

He threw the sweatshirt at me. "Hurry up and put that on, icarly starts in 30 seconds"

Freddie's pov

I need to somehow get icarly to end early. I can't be late again tonight. The guys are gonna kill me.

"Sam, do you even know what to do?" Carly was still in panic mood even after Sam had the sweatshirt on.

"I'll figure it out." She smiled. They ran in front of the camera.

"In 5. 4. 3. 2…"

"Hey people of earth and other planets that have Internet, I'm Sam"

"And I'm Carly, So if you hadn't guessed yet…"

"This is icarly"

"If you're wondering why I'm soaking wet and wearing a guy's sweatshirt…stop wondering!"

They finished up the most random show ever done on icarly. It was unrehearsed and probably one of the funniest shows we have ever done. I couldn't end it early because we were getting so many viewers and even though I have somewhere to be, icarly is way more important.

"Great show guys"

"Thanks" Carly said. Sam didn't answer as usual.

"So you guys want to go over to the Groovy Smoothie?"

Sam started to walk away. "Sorry Carls, I got to go. My mom's making me join an anger management help group." She rolled her eyes "I don't know why, I haven't hit anybody in like a month."

Yea right. I tried to hold in my laugh but I guess I didn't do a very good job. "Shut up Fredwina!" Shit punched me in my arm and walked out the door.

"OW! I didn't say anything!"

Carly smiled and rolled her eyes. "Are you coming Freddie?" She gave me the most innocent look. A look that I normally would have done anything for. The Groovy Smoothie, just me and Carly, no obnoxious blonds. But I had other things I needed to do tonight.

"Sorry I can't go either I…uh…I.I have… to do this… mother and son thing…its stupid."

"Ok…she you at school, I guess." Wow, she bought that. She looked surprised I turned her down, but she still bought it. Good thing Sam wasn't still in here. She is the best liar at Ridgeway and she would have seen right through my pathetic excuse for a lie. I walked out the door before I said anything else, or change my mind.

"Yo Freddie! Over here!" I walked into the over 21 dance club, for the third time this week, easily. I am a pro at making fake IDs. I saw Matt and Danny waving me over from our usual meeting table. You can't miss Matt's bright blonde hair spiking up on his head from a mile away. You would have never realized Danny was there with his dark hair and dark cloths, but he was so obnoxious and loud, by the end of the night, everyone will know him.

"Hey guys, what's up?"

"Your late again Benson."

Danny didn't seem to notice me sit because he was chatting up some red head in a short mini skirt.

"Sorry, I had icarly tonight."

"Of course you did… Why do you do that dumb web show anyway?" Neither of them has ever seen icarly once but they assume it's pointless.

I heard a slapping sound next to me followed by long heels stomping away. I looked over at Danny who was rubbing his cheek

"What I say??" I laughed. It looks like the red head didn't speak in Danny's language.

"Oh…hey Fred'o." Now he notices me.

"Hi Danny. Ok so what's the emergency?"

"It's not really an emergency, we just have to talk about our…business."

Danny got up. "I'm going to get us some beer." He walked over to the bar and sat next to a girl who looked like she just finished a playboy cover shoot.

"Yea, I don't think he's coming back… ok so what about our… business?"

I don't like to say anything about what we do out loud because I wish I didn't do it, but it's a little late for that. My father didn't really give me much of a choice. When he showed up at my doorstop after not seeing him for 8 years, the last thing I was expected was for him to tell to join the family business and then die. I never really understood why my mom divorced him until last year. He seemed like the perfect dad and husband. They never fought; he was always there for us. Then when he came back I finally figured out how he got all of his money. He was an assassin and infamous gambler. He worked with a group of men who did whatever they could to get cash. Kill, steel, sell whatever. No emotions, no attachments. My choice was to join them, or have me and my family and friends, dead. I pretend that it doesn't bother me but it usually does. Even though the people I kill usually deserve it. The worst part about all of it is… I'm good at it. School and icarly during the day, gambling and killing at night. All this… before my 17th birthday. There are 30 people in are agency but we go off in smaller groups when we get a job. Ours was the best. Matt was in the same situation as me. He took after his father. Danny was a volunteer. We had another guy, Paul, but he was killed.

"Ok, we have another job to do, but its not going to be easy, and it's not like any of the other jobs we've done."

"Ok, who is it?"

"That's part of the problem, we don't have a name yet. All we got is that she goes to your school and a lot of people want her dead, so there is a high price for her head."

"She?!?" we've never killed a girl before.

"Yea, she must of done a lot of damage too, look at how many people want her dead." He showed me the list.

"And she goes to Ridgeway?"

"yup."

"How do we not have a name if so many people want her gone?"

"Well it isn't really an official job yet, it's more of a warning to you that you might have a dangerous chick at your school. Just keep a look out, We should be getting the job soon. Danny is going to enroll at Ridgeway starting Monday to help because she might have friends that are a threat. Since he doesn't go to his own school ever anyway."

"Ok. Ugh! I just hate mixing work with school."

"Yea that does suck. But we do have another job in the mean time to get your mind off of it."

"Yea, killing people definitely does clear my mind." I joked.

"He isn't worth much, but here is his information." He handed me a piece of paper with the name: A.L.E.X F.U.E.N.T.E.S written at the top.

"Thanks, but we'll have to talk about this tomorrow. I have to go back to Carly's to install some cables."

I didn't notice Danny there until he sat back at our table, no beers of course. "Carly as in icarly?"

"Yea."

"Ok, then imgoing with you, i want to meet this chick who always makes you late."

"First of all, its not Carly that makes me late, its the show. And second, NO! No way you are going with! Its not gonna happen!"

"Relax! i won't say anything about what we do. I just want to meet her. Your always at her house, don't you think your assassin best friend should meet your school best friend? Besides this place bores me. There are no cool girls here tonight."

"Ugh! Fine! But you don't say anything! Not a thing!"

"Yea, yea! i know. I won't. lets go, see ya Matt."

"later."

We got to Carly's house and i was about to knock before i heard loud music blasting through the door. It was probably spencer. They won't be able to here me knock so i just opened the unlocked door and let me and Danny in.

When we walked in we saw Carly in her pajamas, sitting on her couch with a pissed-off look on her face. She turned around and stared at me.

"Fine! Just let yourself in. make yourself at home." she shouted over the music and then turned back around to glare at nothing.

"Sorry, but I heard the loud music and assumed you wouldn't hear me knock. Why are you blasting this music anyway?" It didn't seem like Carly's type of music. she was into pop and this was hard core rock. Oh god!

"Is Sam here?"

"Yea and apparently she is sleeping over, and apparently she can't sleep without the music blasting, and apparently I am saying apparently way too much." She was still glaring at nothing.

"Were is she anyway?" I walked over to the radio and turned the music off.

" I have no idea. She eats all my food, blasts the music and i don't even know were she is!" She turned back around to face me and then she sees Danny.

"Oh sorry, Carly this is Danny, Danny this is Carly." I rolled my eyes still pissed that he is even here. He Put his flirting face on and walked over to Carly.

"Nice to meet you." Carly was speechless. She just stared at him goo goo eyed, like he was some god! She sat there smiling like a idiot.

"uhh.."

The front door slammed open and Sam walked in with her pajamas on and a giant ham on a plate. That snapped Carly out of her trance. She stood up and put her hands on her hips.

"Sam?!? Where were you?"

"I was still hungry and you had no meat! Hey Fredweird." She looked at Carly, then at me, then at Danny who was stareing at Sam with his mouth open. "What? Are we having a party?"

"NO! You came over and announced you were sleeping over and then you were gone, you can't just leave without saying anything and come back when ever you want." She dramatically threw her hands up in the air.

Sam laughed. "Sorry mom." Carly rolled her eyes and sat back down on the couch. She turned on the tv and started watching Girly cow. Sam walked over to the kitchen and started eating her giant ham.

"Ok, im going upstairs to install some cables, ill be back in a sec." Danny followed me upstairs.

When i finished installing the cables, I started messing around with my computer.

"Wow, she was so hot!" ugh! of course i knew this was coming...

"Yea well get in line. Half the boys at Ridgeway think Carly's hot."

"I wasn't talking about Carly, she is ok, average, i was talking about the blond in the short shorts with the ham."

"Sam?!?!?"

"Yea, she is hot!"

"Don't tell her that, she would kill you." he laughed

"You know for a fact that i have killed more people then her. I'm sure i can take the 5'4" blond." i smiled to myself. He has no idea what she is capable of.

"Danny, as your friend, im gonna give you some advice. Don't get involved with Sam."

"hmmmm that sounds like a challenge." I rolled my eyes.

"Come on lets go"

He followed me back downstairs and went straight for the kitchen to talk it up with Sam. I sat next to Carly trying to pay attention to the tv but i couldn't keep my eyes from glancing over to the kitchen every now of then.

He was flirting with her and it looks like she was flirting back! she was sitting on top of the counter with the ham in her lap and he was standing in front of her with his hands on each side of her, trapping her on the counter. She punched him at least 20 times for probably crossing the line, but she was still smiling the whole time and he never gave up.I couldn't figure out what they were saying, but it must have been pretty funny for them to be smiling the whole time. She wasn't shy with him like most girls are. She looked totally comfortable with him, like she has known him her whole life. I hated not knowing what they were saying. Not that i am jealous because im not! Its just that with both of there evil minds together they could be planning world domination right now. And what if he lets something slip about me? Sam would be the first one to tell the whole school. im really wishing he would of liked Carly instead of Sam. So many things can go wrong if Sam found out about something. I could see Carly at the corner of my eye glancing over at sam and Danny every now and then too. Who would have known Sam Puckett would be so good at flirting. I could have sworn i saw Danny blush once or twice and he never blushes!

Carly started getting up. "Ok im tired, im going to bed. Sam you coming?"

She looked over at Carly then back at Danny. she was about to say something but i started before she could speak. "Come on Danny we should go too."

"Its only 10!"

"Your gonna see them at school tomorrow."

Sam looked surprised "Your go to Ridgeway?"

"Now i do, so ill see you tomorrow?" oh god i think I'm gonna puke!

"i guess so."

He leaned in to give her a kiss but she smiled and jumped off the counter. "Bye"

He looked at her surprised. "Bye."

She turned to me before following Carly to her room "See ya Fredward."

"Yea yea."

"Wow...she's.....something...."

"Yea, she's something alright." i muttered. "Just go home and get some sleep, we have a lot of work to do tomorrow."

Ok, there is the second chapter. Sorry if some parts were long and boreing but most of it is pretty important To know for future chapters. Except i Know the whole part about Sam's Bra seemed kind of stupid but i had to put it on here because me and my friend had the same exact conversation in front of my guy friend. It was funny! i guess you had to be there. =) So pretty much what happend in this chapter was you found out Freddie is a teenage assassin. lol. I was watching Mr. and Mrs smith a few days ago and i got this idea. Its going to be a nice twist in future chapters. Don't worry im getting to Seddie soon. There wasn't much in here except the acward girl talk in the beggining, and the little bit of jealiousy from Freddie at the end. But i am going to warn you there is going to be Creddie before Seddie when it comes to romance. Sam and Freddie are going to be fighting a lot more then usual. Thats all im gonna say... So thanks for reading! Please review! i need it! i need ideas and advice! I am going to try to get the next chapter out soon, i have a lot written already, hopefully it will be out before next weekend. Review please. =)