SPECIAL EDITION.* TRUTH OR DARE IN THE HOSPITAL!*
MACHIAM PEOPLE! Sorry for the delay... But now I'm back~! And the next chapter will probably be very fast! Cause I wrote the next chapter quite a while ago... HEHE... So, ONWARD!
Note: xJudy= Friend. Lucia= Lucia d' Neko-Kyuuketsuki because your name is too long! T-T Hope you don't mind...
Characters: Ciel, Alois, xJudy, xMaddie, Lucia and Grell.
Start: Now. Because xJudy is hitting me over the head with her collection of twilight books. *shudder*
(Re-enactment)
xJudy: BACK TO HEAVEN THEE ANTI-TWILIGHTER! And get back to your fanfic LAZY! PRONTO! *whack*
xMaddie: EEK! OK! I WILL START NOW OK! *jumps into story*
Setting: Child Guidance Centre.
Enter: xMaddie and a bunch of people with problems.
All: *sits on plushy sofa*
Ciel: DAMNNIT! I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS! * briefly glances at twirly toy thingy and starts fiddling with it*
xMaddie: YOU DO HAVE DEPRESSION!
Grell: UH-HUH! He's so gloomy and doesn't share Sebas-chan...
Alois: Like you are one to talk... *does sideway glance at xMaddie*
Ciel: It's just teenage angst... *sulk*
xMaddie: What's that supposed to mean you bipolar flamenco dancer? =.=
Alois: Hey! I am not the Schizophrenic! *sideway glance* And that dance is sexy.
xMaddie: I don't have Schizophrenia DAMNNIT. And I agree.
Ciel and Alois: O yes you do! And you are a paedophile too.
Madeline: HEY! THAT RHYMED! :D And I'm way younger then you. SO HAH.
xJudy: GUYS, GUYS, once we see the doctor and prove we- AHEM YOU all do not have problems we'll get outta here. UNDERSTAND?
Ciel and Alois and Madeline: Yes...
Grell: I don't have problems!
xJudy: You are LOVESICK, lady... And obsessed with death...
Grell: But it's so fascinating! X{
*5 minutes later*
Ciel: The wait is long... *digital queue number thingy reads (1897) while queue slip reads (1912)*
Lucia: THEN IT'S TIME FOR SPIN THE BOTTLE DARES! :3
xJudy: AGREED!
xMaddie: That was random.
Alois: Says voice number #7 in Madeline's head.
xMaddie: *glare* Wait... How do you know my real name? +
Ciel: Shuddup and SPIN THE BOTTLE!
Lucia: *spins* AHAHA! GRELL YOUR TURN!
DARE #1 *ding-ding!*
xMaddie: Well... See that door over there? See that (USE THIS DOOR) sign? Use the other one!++
Lucia and Alois: WHAT? That's no fun!
Ciel: Well, I wanna see what would happen...
xMaddie: Ciel, being a curios child again? :3
Ciel: *glare* I AM CIEL PHANTOMHIVE! AN EARL... * begins ranting and is ignored*
xJudy: You don't know what would happen Grell...
Grell: *gulps* Well... *walks up and places hand on door* Here goes... *random drum roll*PUSH!
xMaddie: O GOD SAVE US! Wait... nothing happened.
Lucia: Well, there goes a Dare... NOW THE NEXT! *spins* AHAHA! ALOIS! Well... Give me a suggestion!
Dare #2 *ding ding!*
Alois: That's easy. *smirk*-BEEEEE +++
-*please enjoy this light and cheerful music while we attempt to solve this technical difficulty- la-la-lalala lala-lalala*-++++
Lucia: KYAA! XD *nosebleed*
Alois: *wink*
Ciel: Whoa...
Grell: I think I'm falling in LOVE~!X))
Fan girls: WHAT? WHERE'S THE SUGGESTION! *glare*
xMaddie: *shrug* See footnote +++. AND BEFORE YOU GET THOSE KNIFE-WELDING NINJAS TO SIC ME, I WRITE THIS STUFF-!GAH!
xJudy: WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW. *can't unhear everything*
Lucia: *recovers from nosebleed* cough cough-time for another dare! *spins*CIEL!
Dare #3 *ding ding!*
Ciel: HEY! IS IT JUST ME OR ARE THE 3 OF US SET UP?
xMaddie: It's for the good of the society! And just do it...
xJudy: I DARE YOU TO GO TO A GAYBAR WITH ALOIS LATER!
Alois: DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO LICK HIM ALL OVER INCLUDING HIS –BEEP-?
xJudy: OF COURSE YOU CAN LICK HIM ALL OVER INCLUDING HIS –BEEP-!
Ciel: GAYBAR? Hang on... I am not legal yet! AND NO ONE'S TOUCHING MY –BEEP-!
Lucia: WHY NOT! I MEAN, IT'S A DARE!
xMaddie: STOP TALKING IN CAPS PEOPLE!
Grell: AH... All this talking about –BEEP- is getting me so –BEEP- and –BEEP-!
xMaddie: And WTF is –BEEP-?
Alois: *thinks* I don't know.
xMaddie: Well. Does anyone know?
All: Nope.
xMaddie: HOLY MAMA OF THE SAHARA AND INDOOR PLUMBING. No one knew WTF they were saying?
All: *glances at each other* No.
*digital queue number thingy buzzes with number (1912)*
xJudy: HEHEHE. Well time to go in people!
*1 hour later*
xMaddie: So no one had problems, huh.
Alois: Not at all.
Ciel: Tch. What a waste of time.
Grell: Speaking of time...
xMaddie: ITS GAYBAR FOR ALOIS AND CIEL TIME!
Ciel: SHIT!
Alois: LET'S GO MY LOVER! *drags Ciel off into the horizon and into gay bar*
xMaddie: Now it's the end of another chappie! Good morning/night/afternoon/whatever and will write soon!
xJudy: That was long...
Lucia: Yeah...
+ Kind of obvious... HEHE. But my full name is Madeline _ _ _. FEEL PRIVILEGED PEOPLE! (Note: I blacked my name out on 28th March 2012.)
++ In hospitals there really is a USE THIS DOOR sign and I have no freaking idea what is it for... And have always wondered...
+++ Sorry but I can't write details as my young adolescent mind would blow apart at the thought of anything more than Orgy Parties or Dominatrix Outfits, as seen in the previous chappie.
++++ If you all noticed, the light and cheerful music was actually the Happy Tree Friends theme song, one of Alois' favourite childhood cartoons, I reckon.
Sorry if I offended any twilighters! And that was random rhyming by the way! :D People who wants to appear in chapters please tell me! Or else it would be awkward when you are reading and you're like WTF WHY AM I IN THERE. If you were wondering why the Fan girls were so quiet in this chappie it because I told them all of us would get thrown out of the hospital if they were noisy. Sorry for no Claude or Sebastian cause this fanfic will be too bloody long with them (and it's already long enough right?). Have high hopes on next chappie though. :3 And I know all of them are OOC and I am gonna try to improve... And now...As Jigsaw used to say, LET'S PLAY A GAME. FILL IN THE BEEPS WITH WORDS AND PUT THEM IN YOUR REVIEW!
E.G. Alois: DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO LICK HIM ALL OVER INCLUDING HIS ROYAL DOULTEN TEA SET?
xJudy: OF COURSE YOU CAN LICK HIM ALL OVER INCLUDING HIS PILLOWS AND BEDPOSTS!
Ciel: GAYBAR? Hang on... I am not legal yet! AND NO ONE'S TOUCHING MY LIMITED EDITION SASHA BEAR!
Lucia: WHY NOT! I MEAN, IT'S A DARE!
xMaddie: STOP TALKING IN CAPS PEOPLE!
Grell: AH... All this talking about Sasha Bears is getting me so hyped and happy!
xMaddie: And WTF is A LLAMA CAMEL HYBRID?
Thanks for reading this footnote and I will be writing soon! CIAO! Sorry for so many footnotes and how the hell we managed to make so much noise in a hospital still is a mystery to me.
Note to Lucia: Did you mean 'Alois give me suggestion' as in really a suggestion? If it is then YAY! :D If not then apologies... I must have misunderstood. ACK. :P