Let the randomness start
Random: welcome back we where cut off there because the camera man was on his break early
Spratis: GET TO THE PAIN
Random: hold on you will get to kill people later
Dream: get on with it.
Mistress: MORE PAIN
Random: who revived you?
Malefor: (whistles)
Random: oh well now I can torture you now welcome to the cast of
Crowd: SPYRO TRUTH OR DARE
Random: now here is the first dare of the day
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Hey I dare you to paint spyro black, give spyro a gattling gun and tell him to start shooting ember, I dare you to revive ember then have her do it with flame, I want the truth malefor why do you want to destroy the earth I don't buy that destiny thing, I dare flame and ember to do the ways to get kicked out of walmart till they are banned from all wal-marts. I dare spyro to do it with cynder, then go on a cruise.
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Spyro: cool
Ember: THERE IS NO WAY I AM DOIING IT WITH FLAME
Flame: WHOOOOOHOOOOOO
Random: to bad ember (paints spyro black and gives him gattling gun) go nuts
Ember: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (gets shot)
Random: RAISE DEAD
Dream: HEY THATS MY LINE
Random: remember who the host is here
Dream: fine
Random: (kicks ember and flame into a closet)
Mistress: can we put in a spy fly
Random: NO. Now malefor why do you want to destroy the world? and remember you are tied into a lie detector
Malefor: because it is fun (lie detector beeps) because it's awesome (lie detector beeps) OK IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE CYNDER AND SPYRO STOLE HER FROM ME AND I WANTED TO COMIT SUICIDE.
Cynder: why do people always want to be my boyfriend?
Random: now we are almost done.
Spratis: WHY IS THERE NO PAIN YET
Random: it's because I am waiting for the truth and dares to roll in
Next chapter is going to be a parody of the movie Hercules so it might take a wile