A/N I'm in love with this story! I'm annoying my friends soooo bad with it XD.
All disclaimers and warnings still apply, but I forgot to warn about the ridiculous amounts of cursing that Kisa uses… Oh well… sorry.
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Shit.
Fai's not mad at me and Kurogane since we explained everything to him about the Pepsi… but…
He wants me to tell mom and dad.
I know! Isn't he just the worst?! I was gonna wait until I like… couldn't hide it anymore! Or I would have just let them figure it out on their own. But NOOOOO! Fai has to be all
'Blah I'm your worst nightmare! I'm gonna make you tell our parents' and all that shit. Okay, so it wasn't exactly like that but who cares. I'm standing here, pacing around our living room with my parents sitting on the couch just watching me. It's kinda scary.
"Look, Kisa, what is it? Did you get pulled over or something?" my dad asked.
"I wish," I said.
"Look, Kisa, just tell them," Fai said, grabbing my shoulder and stopping me.
"Do you need money? A lawyer? Were you suspended? Did you throw your books at the teacher again?" Mom asked.
"Oh come on mom! That was like, last year!" I yelled. They stared. That clock behind their heads never seemed so loud.
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
"Kisa what is it?!" Dad yelled.
"FINE! I'm pregnant!" I yelled back at them.
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
Ti—
"WHAT?!" My dad yelled, standing up. "I'm sorry!" I yelled, hiding behind Fai. My mom stared at me. "What the hell were you thinking?!" My father yelled. "I-I don't know! It's partially your fault!" I yelled over Fai's shoulder. "Jeez, I have ear drums," My brother said, glancing at me.
"How is it our fault?" My mom said, "We taught you when to say no."
"Well it was your bottle of Pepsi that caused this!" I said.
"Wait- What? Who is the kid?" My dad asked.
"Uh, I dunno I haven't been to the doctor yet but I bought like, 5 pregnancy tests and they all said I was for real."
"Wait, you took 5?" My mom asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Wow, I was barely able to take 2 with you kids!"
"Hey! I meant who's the father?!" My dad yelled.
Fai looked at the ground. I looked at the wall. The dreaded question… I do not want to answer… "Uhm… I don't wanna say…"
"You know what?! Fine. You'll have to tell us eventually." My dad said, stomping out of the room. It was awkward as me and Fai stood, my mom sat, and we all stared at each other. "Sit, Kisa," Mom said, patting the cushion next to her. I did as I was told and sat.
"What do you want to do? There's… Keeping it, adoption and… the other thing…" My mom said, rubbing my arm. "I… I kinda wanna keep it… I mean, If I do have the little sea monkey, I don't want someone else taking care of my mistake…" I said, staring at the coffee table. Fai sat in the white chair across from me. "I mean, I wanna keep it If you guys don't mind…" I finished, looking at my mom. She bit her lip. "Kisa, you know I don't mind," She said, "I love children, but… I'll have to talk to your father. I don't think he'll have a problem with it, but I still have to talk with him."
I sighed and stood up. "Well, I'm just gonna go upstairs and try to figure out what to do about this spawn of mine." I climbed up the stairs, and I heard Fai follow me.
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It was quiet. I was sitting on my bed, and Fai sat next to me in my bean chair. "So… Kisa… I'm not mad at you. I mean, I'm not mad at Kurogane either, because it's neither of your faults. You guys were… drunk… and… alcohol does some crazy things to people…"
"You don't have to tell me twice," I said, holding my stomach. "What am I gonna do with this thing? I mean, will you even be able to look at it? It's gonna be the child of your boyfriend and sister… that's gotta be awkward." I looked at him. He smiled at me.
"Yeah, it'll probably be awkward at first, but you know me when it comes to kids!" He said. I laughed. Fai was probably more of a girl than I was. He loved kids. Not in a creepy way, but he always had a way with them. I never was good with kids, but I mean, I'm sure I can handle a little pooping life form of my own.
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"So, what was it like?" Fai asked me a few days later.
"What do you mean?" I asked, picking up my jacket from the floor. He smiled at me, "Sex with my boyfriend."
I dropped my jacket. "W-WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT?!"
"Just curious," he said, folding his hands behind his head. I picked up my bag while blushing, "I don't really remember. This is an awkward conversation, so I'm ending it."
We were walking for a while before he continued, "I know." I glanced up at his smiling face, "You know what?"
"What sex with Kuro-puppy is like."
"FAI!" I yelled, blushing even more. He laughed as I punched his back. "I do, though!" He said, laughing even more, like a maniac.
Today, Mom, Fai, and me were going to go to the doctor… and… Fai decided to invite Kurogane. He told mom he had plans with Kurogane before she called to make an appointment, and that they were going to the mall to drag me shopping with them. Mom was at work and is going to pick us up at Kurogane's house in about half an hour.
We reached his house. Stupid senior. I blushed and folded my arms over my chest. Fai knocked on the door and it opened a few seconds later. "Hey," Kurogane said as he looked at us. "Kuro-nyu!" Fai said, standing on his tip-toes and wrapping his arms around Kurogane's neck. He kissed the taller teen's cheek. "I missed you!" Fai said, smiling.
"Whatever, get inside before you get sick." He said, walking in. Fai held his arm and grabbed my hand, dragging me inside.
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It was so awkward. I had no clue what to do right now; Fai was sitting on Kurogane's lap, resting his head on his shoulder and they were watching TV. I was sitting next to them with a huge blush on my face. It wasn't awkward being next to him before I knew I was pregnant but now it was… blegh…
I was so thankful when we heard a horn honk outside. I jumped up and grabbed my jacket. "Looks like it's time!" I said, pulling the jacket on. Fai pouted. "I wanted to cuddle a little more!" He said, hugging Kurogane.
"Get up, you don't want to make her miss the first appointment, do you?!" The black haired man said as he stood up, forcing Fai to stand with him. "Okay~" Fai said as he pulled on his jacket. We all stepped outside into the early spring air and saw my mom's black Mercedes Benz sitting on the curb. That was my mom's dream car, and dad bought it for her when we were finally able to afford it. I walked around to the front seat and climbed in really fast. "What's your hurry, Prego?" Mom said, smiling over her sunglasses. Ugh. Making up nick names must run in the family.
My mom's male clone climbed into the back seat, followed by Kurogane. It was weird how much Fai looked like mom. They both had blonde hair and blue eyes. Mom was tall, too. My dad has grey hair that used to be dark brown, which is where I get my hair from. I have the same eyes as Fai does, according to my grandpa, which is how we can look related. At least, that's what they say. I shifted uncomfortably as Fai held Kurogane's hand.
Ugh… where have those hands been? Ewww maybe that's why it feels soooo awkward near them now…I blushed when Fai leaned his head on Kurogane's shoulder. Mom was yakking away, but I was watching my brother and my baby's daddy in the back seat.
"Well, Kisa, what do you think?"
"…What?"
"What color do you want to make the baby's room? I was thinking yellow, so that it would be gender neutral--"
"Yellow isn't gender neutral," Kurogane said from the back seat. I looked back at him, "What are you talking about? That's what everyone says!"
"I don't care what everyone says, I don't know any guy whose favorite color is yellow. What about blue? I know girls with a blue room."
"I kinda like green," I said. My mom raised her eyebrows. "Green? Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I mean, they make green things for girls and boys, right? That way we can improvise until we're like, for shiz with the gender." My mom turned into the doctor's office, "Green it is, then." She said, smiling.
We got out of the car and walked into the building. I trailed a little behind everyone. I wish Sakura was here, she'd lighten things up. Maybe Tomoyo should have come. She's Kurogane's cousin, and another friend of mine. She's pretty fun and she'd love being here.
My mom signed me in and we waited until the doctor came. "Hello," she said as we followed her to a nameless white room. "I'm Dr. Mort. I'll be your doctor for your pregnancy. Please have a seat on the table."
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Oh crap. I'm pregnant. Like, for shiz, we're a hundred percent certain.
"Kisa! How about this?!" Fai asked, holding up a shirt with kittens on it. "Fai, it's too early to shop for this stuff!" I yelled at him. You'll get a kick out of where I am right now. Fai dragged me into a maternity store in the mall. My spawn growled at me. "Ugh. I want a pretzel. And some nachos. Ohhhhh I want a pretzel with nacho cheese filling." I said. Fai stared at me. "You really are pregnant, aren't you?" He laughed at me.
"You would know, you were with me when I found out, dumbass," I said as I walked out of the store. Fai hung the shirt back up and followed after me. "Hey, where are you going?!" He asked as he caught up to me. "I'm going here." I walked into my favorite store. It's a Goth's heaven. I'm not Goth, but I like this store. They have cute shirts and pants. Some of the shoes are cute too. I began browsing shirts.
"Hey! These won't fit you after 2 months!"
"I'll just buy them a few sizes too big! That way I won't stretch them out too much." I pulled out a few that were the biggest size they had. "I'm gonna go look around some more. You can just hang tight," I told him. Fai stuck out in this store. He always wore bright colors, and he didn't really like wearing black. I, on the other hand, don't care what color I'm in, as long as it's not like, freakishly bright. There were some hats and skirts that I like. I took a deep breath as I picked up a skirt. I nearly dropped said article of clothing.
I turned and saw Kurogane standing with a… cheese filled pretzel. It smelled amazing. I reached out and took it before chomping into it. "YUM!" I said, stuffing my clothes into his arms. I took another bite. "How did you know I wanted one of these?" I asked as he put my clothes on the counter. "Fai said you wanted one, and he sent me to go pick one up for you."
"Thanks," I said, biting into it again. "That'll be fifty-three dollars and fifty cents," the cashier said. I reached into my pocket to pull out a credit card, but Kurogane had already handed her his. "Hey! Yo!" I said, smacking his arm. "What's your problem?" He asked in an angry manner. "Why are you paying for my clothes?!" I asked, waving my card in his face. He took the bag from the girl behind the counter's hands. "I figured I owe it to you, after all this crap." He said. I finished my pretzel and attempted to take my bag from his hands but he held them out of my reach. "Hey! Those are mine!" I said, trying to grab them from him. Then he said something I really wished he didn't.
"Heavy lifting is bad for a pregnant woman."
The cashier gasped and looked at us. She totally went to our school, she was a sophomore. I'd seen her in some of those classes. I glared at him and stomped out of the store.
"What is your problem?!" Kurogane yelled, grabbing my arm and wrenching me around to face him. "My problem!? You're the one who just outed me to the cashier! Now she'll go and tell the whole friggin' school!" I pulled my arm away. "Oh come on! How do you know she even goes to our school?!"
"I've seen her in the hallway!"
"Well, in about 3 months everyone will know anyway."
Dammit he had a point… I stalked down the line of stores and stopped in a toy store. I looked around at things. People probably thought that I was shopping for a relative. I wasn't even shopping; I needed somewhere to blow off some steam. That was when I reached the baby toys. There were plushies, rattles, hats, dolls… I picked up a teddy bear. It was cute. I looked down at my stomach. Pretty soon I wouldn't be able to see my feet. I would miss my shoes.
I put the bear back on the shelf before adjusting my skirt. Yes, it was early spring and I was in a skirt. But, I had jeans on under it. I stuffed my hands into the pockets of my sweat shirt and walked out. There was a bookstore right next to me, so I just walked in. I browsed around. There were the same old books, 'romance' stories (coughporncough) for older women, books about cars, the latest teenage vampire book, and the do-it-yourself books. I wandered over to the Manga section before opening a favorite series of mine.
There were a few weird noises coming from the next shelf over. I tried ignoring it but my curiosity got the better of me. I peeked around the side and… big mistake.
"Heeheehee!"
Oh god!
It was Kurogane and Fai.
Fai was pushed into the corner of two shelves, and Kurogane was leaning down so that his face was level with Fai's neck. Ugh lord…
"Heh heh, Kuro~!" Did they really not notice me standing here?! I blushed; I really didn't want to see my brother and the father of my unborn spawn going at it in a public place. I cleared my throat and Fai *finally* looked at me. "Ah!" He gasped, pushing Kurogane back and blushing. Kurogane still held him in a close embrace, and I was feeling slightly embarrassed.
"Uh… I think I'm gonna catch the bus home…" I said, grabbing my bags (which were at Kurogane's feet) and walking out. "Wait Kisa-chii! I'm coming with you! Fai said, running behind me.
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A/N Wow. I added in some KuroFai fluff there XD
I think Kuro-puu is OOC… I'm really sorry if anyone else thinks this! I'm trying really hard right now… but, at least he's not like, horribly OOC. He's somewhat-Kuro-puu. Okay, so I'm gonna go now!
Longest Chapter ever written! Whoo! Seven pages!