A girl with red and yellow hair walked out on a dock.

"Welcome," She said. "You might recognize this place as Camp Wawanakwa, the former set of the hit shot Total Drama Island. Chris, the old host, decided to quit his job due to a massive fear of being sued. So he called me, Quilava, Quill for short." She smiled. She wore a light yellow tank top and she wore a teal flannel shirt, unbuttoned, over the tank. She also had teal pants, the same color as her flannel.

"So in order to have a reality show, you need contestants. That's why these crazy- I mean, willing kids offered to join us her on Total Drama You!" Quill said.

A boat pulled up. A girl with waist length raven-black hair and piercing blue eyes was aboard. She was tying her lace-up boot. She also had a black velvet corset top and a black mini. The boat pulled up to the dock and she got off.

"Well, it looks like our first contestant's here!" Quill said, smiling. Her smile was a bit creepy. The girl walked up to Quill and gave her a weird look.

"It says here your name is Josette Oleander." Quill said.

"That's Jo to you," Jo said.

"Sweet. Can I have you step off to the side? The other contestants will be here soon."

"Eh, sure." Jo said. As she turned, the sun glinted off her hair.

"Hey, is that purple in you hair?" Quill said.

"Yeah," Jo said.

"Sweet!" Quill was interrupted when another boat came to the dock. A girl with emerald green eyes and wavy, orange-copper hair stood there. She had a scarlet tank top, cut off a little bit above her belly-button. She also had bell-bottom jeans, black and red ballet flats, a black leather bracelet, a red and purple anklet, a black chocker with a sapphire pendant, and a heart belly-button ring.

"Let's welcome Aine O'Conner!" Quill said. She looked over at Jo, who slouched with her arms crossed. She perked up when she met Quill's stare.

"Whoo," Jo said, completely monotone. She waved a finger in the air.

Aine jumped off the boat.

"Hi Quill," She said with an Irish accent.

"Hey," Quill said. "Thanks for the audition This one didn't bother."

"That was optional?" Aine said. She shrugged and walked over to Jo and smiled.

Yet another boat pulled up. This time, though, there were two figures on the boat. There was a girl and a boy. The girl had brown hair, green eyes, a white tank top with a thin black vest, matching leather pants, and stilettos. The boy, however, was bald, had blue eyes, a black leather jacket and faded blue jeans. He also had tan worker's boots.

"This is it, Alex!" The girl yelled.

"Sure is, Lexi." The boy responded.

"Looks like our twins are here!" Quill said. The boat neared, and the two jumped off the boat. "Okay you two," Quill said to Aine and Jo. "Please show some enthusiasm twords the Casper twins!"

"I'm Lexi," the girl said.

"And I'm Alex." The boy said.

"Nice to meet you two!" Aine said. Jo just smiled slightly. Alex and Lexi stood on the dock next to Aine and Jo.

"And guess what? Yet another contestant is here!" Quill said. A girl with brown skin was on the boat. She had long, mocha colored hair with fiery, red streaks. Her nose was pierced, and so were her ears. She wore a red and black striped shirt with red capris with chains and black converse shoes.

"Hey ya'll!" The girl said as she jumped off the boat. "My name's Tanya."

"Nice to meet you," Quill said. "Now go stand over by the rest of the contestants." Tanya walked over to the rest of the group and stood next to Alex.

"Looks like contestant number six is here!" Quill said. A boy with black hair tied back in a pony tail, piercing brown eyes, a black hoodie with a yin yang sign on the front, black cargo pants, and a wooden sword at his side.

"Hey Bren!" Quill said. When he jumped off the boat Quill gave him a high five.

"What's up?" Bren said.

"Not much, but I'm gonna have to ask you to remove that sword of yours…" As soon as she said that, Bren grabbed the sword and swung it right next to Quill's head, barley missing her ear. "Uh, never mind then…" Aine and Jo trembled while Lexi smiled and gave a nod of approval.

"WHOO! Russel's in the HOUSE!" A voice yelled. Everyone whipped their heads to the source of the noise. Another boat pulled up, and a guy with blue eyes, a letterman jacket, blue jeans, and black sneakers was on the boat, holding a football.

"Look's like Russel's here," Quill smiled. The boat pulled up.

"YEAH! It's awesome to be here!" Russel called from the boat. He threw the football at Quill, but she wasn't prepared to catch it. Instead, it hit her in the head and she fell over.

"Oops, sorry" Russel said. Tanya ran over and helped Quill up. Russel went to the rest of the group. Eventually, Quill came to and another boat pulled up. A girl with black and brown hair, grayish blue eyes, green t-shirt, and dark blue skinny jeans and converse shoes was on the boat, and she had the biggest smile on her face.

"This- ah, is Jasmine." Quill said, rubbing her head. Jasmine's boat pulled on the dock and she jumped off. She shook Quill's hand.

"It's sooooo awesome to be here!" Jasmine said. She walked over to the others and stood next to Aine.

Yet another boat pulled up. A girl with orange and pink hair, blue eyes, a red tank-top with a lion face, dark jeans, and red sneakers was on the boat. She had a smile almost creepier than Quill's. The boat kept getting nearer to the dock. but the girl couldn't wait. She jumped off the boat and tried to land on the dock. Instead, she only half landed on the dock. Her legs were in the water while she smacked her head and torso on the dock.

"What is it with people getting hurt?" Bren said.

"I don't know, but I like it!" Lexi said. Alex nodded his head in agreement.

"Guys! She could be dead!" Jasmine said. She rushed over to the girl's side and pulled her out of the water.

"Are you ok?" Tanya asked.

"That… was…. AWESOME!" The girl said. She stood up, brushed off her shirt, and turned to Quill. "HI! My name's Brittany, but I like being called Brit better. I'm not sure if you know this, but my sister's name is Izzy and she was on this island once! Actually, people say Izzy isn't really my sister but she looks like me and we basically do the same stuff." Brit said.

"Nice," Tanya said. Aine laughed and Jo just rolled her eyes.

"Moving on…" Quill said. "Since we can't afford many boats, we had the rest of our contestants come on one boat. And here they come now!" Quill said. The next boat that came was full of disappointed teens, some of which were mad because they were crowed, some wanted their 15 minutes of fame, and some just didn't want to be there.

(A/N: This next part will be a really crappy play like thing because I really want to move on with this chapter. Don't you?)

Eleanor: My name's Eleanor

Sammy: Hi! I'm Sammy!
Lauren: I'm Lauren

Kayla: I'm Kayla

Jasmin: I'm Jasmin (Jasmine glares at her)

Jasmine: Hey! You stole my name!

Jo: Cool it, Jazz.

Jasmine: Hey, I like the sound of Jazz….

Caroline: I'm Caroline

Ryan: I'm Ryan

Jet: Hey, I'm Jet

"And that's the last of them!" Quill said. "Time to split you guys into teams!"

"How are you going to split us into teams?" Jasmine asked.

"Easy. You're all 16 and 17, right?" Quill asked.

Everyone nodded.

"Good," Quill said. "If you're 16, go to the left. And if you're 17, go to the right."

"How is this going to even things out?" Aine asked. She walked over to the right. "Oh," She said. There were two teams, each had the same amount of people.

"Okay, Brit, Eleanor, Sammy, Lauren, Kayla, Jasmin, Ryan, and Jet are all one team." Quill said. "And Aine, Jo, Lexi, Alex, Tanya, Bren, Russel, Jasmine, and Caroline are all another team."

"What are our team names?" Kayla asked.

"Okay, the 16 year olds can be the… uh, well, let's see…. The Screaming Killers!"

"What about us?" Jasmine asked.

"You can be the Gopher Bass." Quill said.

"Hey!" Caroline said. "You just combined the names of the teams from Total Drama Island!"

"Ugh. Fine. If you guys want 'original' names," Quill said, using air quotes around 'original'. "you can make them up! Anyway, meet me back at the mess hall to learn your where you cabins are and what your first challenge is. And you BETTER have team names!"

"I just noticed something," Russel said when Quill left. "There are more girls than guys!"

"No way, genius." Jasmine said.

"But what's up with that?" Russel asked.

"I dunno. I guess guys don't like being written into these things," Bren said.

"YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!" Brit screamed.

"What is she talking about?" Tanya asked.

"I don't know. C'mon. Let's go think of a team name." Aine said.

…

Author note time! Okay, I'm sorry about a lot. First, sorry guys. You're out numbered. Also, sorry there's less than 20 people. Sorry, girls. I cut some of you off because there were too many of you and not enough guys. And sorry if you didn't get a big speaking part. I promise there will be more for you in the future! And if I spelled you name wrong, sorry!

So PM me if you have a team name! Challenge Ideas, any idea will be apriceated! Remember, this will be a ton more fun if you guys pitch in.

Also, if it's okay with you, I need some evil people! This story won't be interesting unless there are some.

Jasmine, if you want to be called Jazz, or Jazzy, let me know!

Thanks,

Quilava Girl (Challenge revealed next chapter!)