Snake was busy fingering his money when Link slipped in his room.
"Watcha doing?" Link asked gazing over the remains of Snake's piggy bank.
"Counting out my money for the trip. What else?" Snake replied, not even turning around.
"Well you better do it quick because Master Hand is collecting the payments right now." Snake suddenly looked like someone had destroyed his favorite rocket launcher (which Marth actually did).
"What?" Link asked startled by his sudden reaction.
"I'm ten cents short."
Later at the Game Room…..
"Oh my Ganon (Ganondorf thinks he's a God), I'm two minutes late!" Ganondorf shouted as he scanned the clock. He quickly shoved his cards down and sprinted out the door. Captain Falcon and Pikachu stared at each other for a moment.
"Wanna see his cards?" The Captain asked with a sly grin on his face.
"Pika!" Pikachu replied, nodding his head vigorously.
Captain Falcon turned over Ganondorf's cards and glanced at each one. The Gerudo had four aces and all of the jokers.
"Falcon laugh!" Captain Falcon said, laughing. "He left a whole deck!"
"All right," The Captain said reaching into his pocket. "Let's flip a coin to see who gets to keep them. Agree?" Pikachu nodded.
"Okay, heads I win, tails you lose." Pikachu nodded again.
Captain Falcon flipped the quarter.
"Heads, I win!" Falcon said excitedly as he gathered the cards as if they were his most prized possession.
Pikachu scratched his head wondering how he lost so easily.
Just as Ganondorf was about to reach the bus that was going to take the brawlers to the airport, it left.
"WAIT FOR ME!" He shouted at the top of his lungs.
Ness and Lucas were sitting on the back of the bus and were tossing a big bowling ball back and force with their psychic powers.
"PK Fire!" Lucas screamed as he unleashed a stream of fire that roasted the bowling ball back to Ness.
"PK Flash!" shouted Ness as he unleashed a ball of green energy that hit the bowling ball dead on.
"Uh-oh." Both of them murmured as the bowling ball flew up into the ceiling and out the hole and into the atmosphere. The bowling ball took about two minutes to go up, and one to go down. Ness and Lucas trembled as their projectile hit a truck. The driver was not hurt, but he fell into shock and lost his conscious. His truck spun around for a while, crashing into others cars before crashing into a tree. By now the bus had already stopped and brawlers were all staring at the wreck behind. About five cars were caught in the aftermath of the accident, though none looked too serious. The truck was much worse. The windshield, license plate, hood; everything in the front was severed. Ambulances arrived minutes later. Although the driver managed to escape the amazing possibility of death, He had broken four of his limbs and his right arm.
"Oh crap. We are done for." Ness whispered to Lucas as witnesses pointed out to the police what has caused the incident. They had pointed to the one and only Super Smash Bros. custom bus. More specifically, the hole on the top of it.
"What have you guys done?" asked Master Hand looking at the huge hole on the ceiling.
"That's one huge hole. Hey you two kids, how did you do that? I need a grenade that can blast through magnesium." Asked Snake who was marveling the damage the two little kids had caused.
"Well, I'm just glad they didn't hurt Delfino." Marth said, stroking the stuffed dolphin by its fin.
"Aw, stop raping the dolphin with your hands." Ike teased as he shined his gold sword.
"At least I don't clean my prized possession (his dolphin) every day." Marth countered.
"That's because you like it dirty." Ike countered back.
"All right stop it." Samus said, standing in between Ike and Marth just as they were about to punch each other.
"But he started it!" Marth whined.
"I don't care about that just stop it." Samus gave a nasty glare to first Marth then Ike that would have even made the mighty Tabuu scared. Ike grumbled for a bit then sat down again to clean his sword.
"As for you," Samus said turning back to Marth. "Come with me."
Marth gulped.
