AN- Welcome to my story! YAY! I got nine reviews and I haven't had it up for a whole day yet! You guys are AWESOME! Soooo I am going to shout out to my reviewers!
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This is actually the first time I've gotten so many reviews for one chapter..it's actually more reviews than I've gotten total for most of my stories… (yeah… pretty pathetic.. I know…) But on with the story!
Disclaimer: Pfft…I totally own iCarly, since Dan Schneider just turned into a teen who writes fan fiction…wait… that didn't happen? Then I own nothing…
By the way the stuff in italics is what Sam or Freddie's thoughts are depending on the POV.
iGot The Part: Chapter Two: iHave an Awkward Conversation
FPOV
I was sitting on the couch watching Girly Cow when I heard someone start to open the door.
I thought it would be Spencer and Carly, since they left a while ago to get donuts at Amazing Glaze, so I turned to say hi to them, only to find a certain blonde-headed-demon standing there.
And she didn't realize I was here yet.
"Carls! I'm here!"
Then she turned towards me.
"Fredward."
She acknowledged me. Her face was emotionless.
"Sam."
I said nonchalantly, hoping she wouldn't know that I was actually really nervous.
She raided the fridge, obviously looking for meat of some sort. Eventually she came back with a bag of jerky, taking care to sit as far away from me as possible.
"So…."
I started, not knowing what to say since the audition.
"What, Fredbag?"
I could barely tell what she said since she was trying to talk with like six pieces of jerky in her mouth. Her icy blue eyes met mine for a second and then darted across the room, as if she were scanning it for other people before she started talking to me.
"Why'd you leave so fast after rehearsal?"
She had an almost vulnerable look on her face for a second. If I had blinked I would have missed it because almost as soon as it was on her face, she resumed putting on her usual emotionless expression.
"No reason…why?"
She asked, looking at me curiously.
"Oh…I just wanted to tell you that you were really good at the audition….."
Way to make it awkward, Fred-o…way to make it awkward…
I almost couldn't believe my eyes when a little bit of a blush started to creep onto her face. Sam Puckett never blushes.
"Thanks…I guess you weren't too bad yourself…Fredhead..."
"Cool…"
"Sure….want some jerky?"
She said, offering the bag to me in an attempt to make this conversation less awkward.
"Why not?"
And so, we sat there, eating jerky until Spencer and Carly came back from Amazing Glaze with like six dozen donuts.
"Guys! There was this girl who was working at the donut place and she gave me her phone number!"
"In case you guys were wondering, that's also why Spencer made me agree to buying six dozen donuts…"
Spencer mumbled something about getting the milk out of his shower and ran off to his bedroom.
Sam and I just nodded, both of us obviously glad that they were here so it wouldn't be as awkward.
"Where were you guys earlier?"
Carly asked, kind of suspicious.
"Audition for the school play."
We said simultaneously.
Carly started squealing in excitement that Sam and I did something together.
"Cool! Are you guys like getting along no-"
"Don't get too excited, kid. I was forced into it by Miss Briggs."
"But you guys still-"
"No, we didn't go together. I had no idea who I was going to be auditioning with until I went in."
"Oh…"
Carly said softly, obviously disappointed. Suddenly, her expression brightened, like she had something new to question us about.
"Wendy told me about the scene 'cause she auditioned…so did you guys have to kiss too?"
Sam and I shared a look of panic, since I know I never wanted Carly to find out about it and I was pretty damn sure Sam felt the same way about it. The longer we stayed silent, the happier Carly got, knowing she was right about the kissing thing.
"Did you guys like it? How long was it? Did you use tongue? Do you guys like each other now? Huh? Tell me the DEETS!"
I swear, sometimes she is exactly like her brother.
"Dude. Take a chill pill. There aren't any deets. It was an audition! Which means we both felt absolutely NOTHING. Right, Fredward?"
I don't know why, but I was disappointed that she didn't feel anything…wait…do I like Sam?
"Right…"
I could hear the disappointment show in my voice as soon as I said it. Both Sam and Carly gave me a questioning look.
"I'll just leave to let you guys talk about this…."
Carly said, obviously trying to contain my excitement as she rushed up the stairs.
"Freddie….do you like me?"
Sam asked, looking at me curiously. I diverted my eyes, trying not to look at her. I knew that if I looked at her, I'd never be able to say what I wanted to. Her eyes eventually did meet mine and I couldn't avoid it anymore.
"It might be more than that….."
She just sat there with an expression of shock on her face. I slid over to her, first cupping her face in my hands and then kissing her soft lips. She tasted like ham. She was too surprised to do anything.
"I had to see what it was like at least once before you reject me."
As soon as I said that, she sprung up from her position on the couch and ran out of the apartment.
What did I do?
SPOV
I am officially the biggest moron the world has ever seen. Freddie kisses me and basically says he might love me and I run away.
Typical Sam Puckett behavior.
I run away when there's anything that might involve feelings.
I'm still running actually. I'm about a block away from Bushwell when I see my friend, Doctor H on a bench near the bus stop.
Doctor H isn't actually a doctor. He's a hobo, but he always seems to have the best advice.
"Doctor H? I need some advice…"
"Oh. Hey Sam. Is it about that boy again?"
I have been asking him advice that has to do with Freddork a lot lately. Doctor H is the only person in the entire world that knows I like Freddie besides me, of course. Carls is still my best friend, but if I told her, she'd try to meddle in my love life and last time that happened, the results were NOT good. I ended up being a girly priss...ugh...
"Yeah."
"What happened this time?"
Doctor H said with a look of concern.
"He just told me he may possibly love me, kissed me, and then I ran away without saying anything…"
"You need to tell him. If you don't nothing will ever happen. You're Sam Puckett. You don't wait for a fairy god mother to help you! You make things happen."
"You always seem to know what to say. When's the last time you showered?"
"Few weeks ago…"
"I guess I'm not going to hug you then, but thanks."
"Anytime, Sam."
I started running back to Bushwell Plaza to tell Freddie how I felt.
I was going across the street when something hit me.
Literally.
Suddenly I was on the ground.
I could see blood pooling around my head.
The last thing I heard was someone yelling "SAM!" in the backround.
Then everything went black.
AN- I hope you liked it! I rewrote this ten times. It's a new record! (well, for me, anyway!) please review!
Ham=PURE AWESOMENESS
Meatballs= Pretty Good but not awesome
Fish sticks= okay
Diet Soda= Bad
Veggie Burger= Just Plain awful
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