Chapter 2
bella pov`s
We'd, well actually I hadn't done anything yet, even though I'd been with the Cullens for 16 years I felt a little left out. It was still fun to watch though. I mean seriously wouldn't you enjoy watching Emmet singing Barbie Girl?
"So what's next?" I asked Emmett.
He grinned, "We're going to have a race."
I tilted my head confused, "This gym doesn't have a track."
"But It does have a treadmill," Emmett said grinning.
I laughed, "Emmett I thought by now you'd know treadmills were stationary."
He mimicked my laugh, "I do, but the people in this gym don't know that I don't."
I nodded beginning to understand, "So we act really seriously."
Emmett patted my back hard, "Congrats Bells you're starting to catch on."
I rolled my eyes, "There's one problem with your plan genius, there aren't anymore treadmills."
He smirked, "Now, but when Rose goes up in a gym uniform pretending she's staff telling them that their membership expired there will be."
"That is mean," I declared.
"No it's Cullen, if we wanted to be mean we'd eat people," Emmett replied.
I rolled my eyes and watch Rosallie go up to people on six different treadmills and say, "Sorry to interrupt your workout, but I've been informed that your membership is expired. If you have any questions please ask the front desk as of now you'll have to stop using the equipment until we get this figured out. Sorry for the inconvenience." She got some strange looks from shocked costumers, but other then that the plan worked flawlessly. I think everyone was to intimidated by her ungodly beauty to argue. Plus she had a death glare from hell.
She waved us over before any other scavengers could get to the treadmills before us. As soon as we were there she dashed off changing into a really raveling workout outfit. She was back in an instant.
"You guys ready to race!" Emmett yelled for the entire gym to hear.
"Bring it on!" Jasper yelled just as loud. Now we were getting strange looks from everyone in the gym.
"Rules first," Alice declared now we were all talking in voices loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Rules darn those suck," Emmett grumbled.
"Rule one no tripping other contestants. Rule number two no taking short cuts. Rule number three first one to the finish line abiding all the rules win. Agreed?"
We all nodded.
Emmett began pumping his fist, "I'm going to be champion."
"No your not you'll probably take some short cut through an Ally," I argued.
"Therefore I'll win," Edward yelled echoing off the walls.
Alice rolled her eyes, "You guys will all be losers, now let's start. Three two one go."
Instantly everyone fingers began holding down the button that upped the speed of the treadmill.
"And Emmett takes a lead," Emmett yelled.
"Whose shortly caught up to by none other then Bella the great," I shrieked in excitement, trying not to burst out laughing.
"Too bad during all there arguing Rosalie passed them both," She said.
Emmett glared at his wife and began stomping his feet really loud as he ran, "Emmett pushes again into the lead with Spice Girl power. You tell me what you want what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want what I really want!"
"Too bad he gets passed by Jasper who has Britney Spears power. Ops I did it again. I played with your heart. I lost the game," Jasper sang, now the weird looks were put to an extreme.
Alice started belly dancing on her treadmill and sang, "Nope I'm the champion with Shakira power. Oh baby when you talk like that you make a woman go made."
The thing that made this so funny was the fact that we weren't laughing. We were keeping straight faces, like this was the Olympics. That was why were getting strange looks, being pointed at, and talked about.
"You guys better all watch yourselves I can see the finish line," I warned keeping a serious face.
"Oh and with an intense finish Emmett goes through the finish line first," Emmett yelled jumping up in down in excitement.
"Edward gets second," He yelled.
"Rose comes in third," She screamed.
"Jasper fourth with his Britney Spears power," he yelled.
"And Alice belly dances through the finish line," She said shacking her hips.
As I was about the yell my coming through the finish line Emmett yelled, "Poor Bells still running will she make it?"
I glared at him, "I will make it thank you very much."
"Bella don't you dare take that short cut no, no, no, no, you cheated," Emmett yelled.
"Poor Bella disqualified for cheating," Jasper cooed.
I glared, but Edward said in a quite voice so only the vampires could hear, "Go along with it."
"I didn't cheat what are you talking about," I said defending myself.
"Oh Bella the shame. We saw you cutting through that ally," Alice said in a sad voice.
I was about to argue, but someone from the gym staff came up to us, "Due to disturbing our other patrons I must request you leave this gym."
Emmett jaw dropped, "But I don't wanna leave Mommy. How could you do this to me?"
The woman from the gym looked at him like he was crazy, "Sorry, but you must leave."
"Fine let's go guys. We can call child support now," Emmett grumbled.
"Well that stinks that we got sent out now we're done," I sighed.
Emmett gave me a quizzical look, "Just when I thought you were a Cullen too."