"Launch the missiles! Scream Commander Joe
Soldiers ran out from every direction to the back of the army truck, one small yet strong man unzipped the back of the van and started giving out the grey missile boxes to the other soldiers on duty!
"Duck!" shouted the Commander across the battle field, there was not a building in site soldiers ran towards the trenches for cover. Yet nothing happened, not another enemy was in sight
"Erm…Erm... Sarg?" A nerdy and shy soldier popped his head out the trench "What exactly are we fighting?" he asked.
Commander Joe turned around and pulled out a gun, "I said you should never ask Question!" the gun made an almighty bang as Commander Joe pulled the trigger.
The TARDIS landed with an almighty thud in the back of one of the trucks, the light on the top of the TARDIS flicked a few times and all went quite. The doors burst open to revel the doctor standing there in his long coat and converse shoes, "Ahh, Smell that, Donna" he stepped out the TARDIS patted the side of his wonder time machine
"Oi! Watch it spaceman! You better not have farted again!"
The doctor looked back at Donna who was still in the TARDIS and gave a smile "Narh! This Donna! This is the smell of world war six star"
"Are you joking? You took me to a war! A world war! World war six star? Are we on earth?" Donna mumbled on.
"Donna! Calm down, yes it's a world war and yes, we are on earth! This is the year 5.5/apple/21, Five more years and ill be up in the sky on platform one! Cassandra was a feisty skin she was!" it seemed to Donna that the doctor was talking at light speed,
"The year 5.5/apple/21!? Don't be silly!" Commander Joe opened the back of the truck "This is the year 7896, world war Banana, I'm Sergeant Commander Joe, and you are in the back of my truck!" He pointed a gun at both the doctor and Donna
Donna shot her arms up in the air.
"What are you doing?" asked the doctor
"They do it in the films!" Donna snapped at him
"Put your arms down, Donna! AND PUT THAT GUN DONE!" the doctor pulled out his trusty sonic screwdriver, slide it up half the way and activated the sonic. The Commander dropped his gun and it started to melt
"What is that devise?" asked Commander Joe
The doctor shut the TARDIS doors and put the sonic in his pocket
"A screwdriver," he told the commander as he stepped of the back of the pick up truck.
"Show me that screwdriver!" ordered Commander Joe!
"NO! But I tell you what, I can show you this!" the doctor pulled out his physic paper and showed it to the Sarg.
"Why didn't you say then sir doctor of TARDIS, you have been referred by the Queen to help us in the attack of the baked potatoes!"
"Yes!" the Queen! And you're being invaded by the baked potatoes!" Donna giggled slightly
"Nothing funny Miss! Legend says that the bake potatoes can bake you alive, peel and mash you to death!" the Commander told her
"Tell me Sergeant Commander Joe! Have you ever saw this baked potato? And where did you get this information from?"
"I read about them, doctor. And only once, when I was a young boy." He said with a tone of fear to his voice
"Well, forget about this baked potato, it's all wrong!"
The doctor gave Donna a look of fear, "Sarg? Tell me this? Have you ever heard of the planet named Sontar in the southern spiral arm of the galaxy?"