Author's note: Thank you so much for all the reviews! I didn't think I would get a lot of positive feedback for this particular idea. But I did! So I'm a VERY happy camper! Especially since Uchiha Bitch reviewed my story! Kyyyyaaaaa~ Anyway, updates will be fairly fast, I already had part of this chapter finished when I posted the first chapter. I should have the next two chapters done by...maybe next week. Speaking of, updates will be every week...or when I get around to it...lol...Next chapter! A bit boring, but meh. Oh well. Enjoy!

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- 999 -

Naruto was wearing one of those 'feel-good' grins, the ones he wore when he knew something good was about to happen.

Or when someone was about to punch his face in. Namely, Sakura. Or the drunk doctor with humungous boobs. Or the annoying blonde with a big mouth. Or his red-headed Kaa-san, who he thought needed anger management.

But nonetheless, Naruto knew what he felt and most of the time (which are quite few), he was right. He had a very good feeling about today and damn it all nothing would ruin this specific moment. The weather was perfect – yellow sun and all.

So it was his perfect chance to break the news to Kagome-chan's old folks. And apparently, Shisui aka "World's biggest man-whore". No wait – that title was reserved for the other pervert who was best friends with Kaka-sensei, Gemna. And Ero-sennin.

With his hand placed within Kagome's, her dainty fingers threading through his rather large ones, he stared at Fugaku ( minus Shisui, who he felt kept staring at him oddly ) with a wide smile spread clear across his face. The Uchiha leader was impassive though, showing no signs if he had even heard Kagome. Although, a part of him – probably the sensible part – had a feeling he was being glared at. He didn't quite know which one it was, but Naruto knew it was just nothing.

But then again, there were those rare occasions where he was absolutely wrong.

"Hiya! Fugaku-jii-san!" He said while lifting an enthusiastic hand up. From his side, Naruto could see his girlfriend give him a small thump's up in encouragement, only increasing the 'feel-good' grin upon his face. Although, the 'man-whore' ( who Naruto had officially dubbed him ), was still staring ( glaring ) at him with that look in his eyes.

Silence suddenly ensued the entire area while the Uchiha leader began staring deftly back at him.

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Fugaku blinked.

And blinked.

And blinked again.

And again.

And –

By the fifth or sixth time he blinked, he swore the damn nuisance was still grinning that damn grin.

"Oh, Kagome-channn! I just knew my baby would snag herself a boyfriend~" Mikoto's squeal broke through his thoughts ( not that he really had any due to the slight shock that was currently attached to his daughter's hand; aka Naruto ) and Fugaku had to fight back from letting out a low groan. "This is so exciting! Aren't they cute together, Fugaku-kun?"

His impassive gaze had never left the blonde boy's form, despite not saying anything to him even as Mikoto began to rush the little teen couple into the living room and onto the nearby sofa.

Fugaku was honestly trying his hardest not to reach down for the hidden katana he placed directly under Naruto's sitting spot. It was in the same spot he always had it in. And he had already calculated the amount of seconds it would take for him to cross the room, grab the katana, and slit the boy's throat. All the while making sure his wife didn't catch him.

Angry wife, angry life.

"Oh, this is just perfect!" Mikoto exclaimed, before standing up and skipping to the kitchen. "Just imagine the type of babies you'll make! That blonde hair, dark skin, and Kagome's blue eyes! Kyyyyaa! They'll be so cute!..." Her voice began trailing off and it was then that he noticed Naruto had that 'gleam' in the corner of his eyes. A gleam only people of the male race were accustom to having.

"K-kaa-san!"

Fugaku had never seen his daughter's face so red in his life.

He would need to have a word with Minato about this. Soon, very soon.