Hi! Sorry for not updating for so long... (It's cause of my lazyness...) But I made the chapter LONGER so you don't get so angry at me.

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Demon & Human

'Inner Sakura'

'Thinking'

''Talking''

FlashBack

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO

Recap: My attention is now fully on my homeroom teacher. "Well… Come in, Ruiji." Our teacher shouted at the closed door. The door opens slowly. End of Recap.

Chapter 2

'Hey! Outer me! The door is opening!' Sakura Inner yelled out to her.

'I know…' Sakura said in an irritability manner. But it's so hard not to look, because of the people being so noisy, asking each other,

"Is it a girl or guy?"

"If it's a boy… Ah… I hope he's hot!~" and,

"Please be hot babe; please be a hot babe…"

I mean seriously, how could you not resist? With all the people freaken talking about whose behind the door, makes your ear perk up in anticipation, wanting to know who is behind that door. If it weren't for the new transfer student the door wouldn't be so amazing to gaze at it right now. Well, that tells me that one day some person or even objects that are nasty to look at, gets the spot light too. The door finally slides open, (Japanese style.) to reveal a boy about 5'9 tall, blonde long hair up to his shoulder blade, (he doesn't have the pony tail thingy.) oh not to mention his eyes! It looks so beautiful. Deep sea blue eyes, that you could drown yourself into. Sakura secretly eyed him, to the top of his hair then, to the bottom of his shoe. Since she has glasses nobody would notice, would they? Hurray, for people with glasses!~ (Nobody notice Deidara's REALLY a guy, except Sakura and the girls. Women intuition.)

'See! I told you! Someone freaken awesome, came out from the crappiest door that the school couldn't even afford a new one, cause' the school is to damn lazy!' Inner Sakura squealed, while jumping up and down like a school girl when she sees her favourite show.

The transfer student walked to the board, took the chalk into his hand, and wrote his name. Sakura didn't notice the class was already quiet, when she only heard the bumping noise made by the chalk. Once he was done writing, he put down the chalk silently and turns around elegantly as if he was from a royalty or some nobility, letting his smooth long hair swift gently, making any model fall to their knees.

"Name's Ruiji, Deidara. Pleasure to meet you." He said in a monotone voice.

The class was still silent, well, isn't this awkward?

Their Sensei coughed, "Well… Class is there any question would you like to ask?"

The student looked at each other making their conversation though eye contact. Finally one of the student rises up their hand. The Sensei exhaled a breath that he was unconsciously holding in.

"O.K., Naruto."

Naruto cleared his throat, as if he's about to make a political speech. "Are… Are you a girl or a boy?" The silent still remains, even though Naruto has said something! Before Deidara could speak, the other student started to argue with each other.

"Are you guys dumb or what? She's obviously a woman look at her hair, no man likes to take care of their hairs for long. I mean seriously you guys need an eye check." A guy said, as his feet kicked in the air to land on his desk, lying back.

"No! What are you guys looking at? He's a man! Look at how he's dressed! Do you see him wearing any skirts? I think YOU should be the one going to get an eye check." One of the girls, said as she put her hand to her hip, to look at the person who just said Deidara's a woman.

The war started between the boys and the girls, stating that the new transfer student is really a girl or a boy. Except Sakura, she never really likes to meddle with these things. Of course, the Sensei tried to calm down the situation. But it was all in vain. So, he took his orange favourite book out and began to read, where he had left off. Leaning against the wall.

While Deidara just stood there, smirking at how everybody is getting work up about what his gender really is. 'Heh… How pathetic… Humans gets so rounded up for no reason. But when it comes to personal problem, they tend to keep them to themselves. And then… They blow up.' He thought eagerly, when he had thought about them being blown into pieces.

'O.K. Seriously… Someone has to end this; it's getting to rowdy in here.' Sakura thought as she ducked when a random object is being thrown from place to place. She then laid her head on the table and sighed loudly.

'Hmm… Yeah! How about us? Let's show our other side. SHANARO!' Inner Sakura cried out.

'Huh? No way… I can't --' She got interrupted.

'Too late…' Her Inner chuckled evilly.

Her body moved on her own. She walked towards the empty desk that her Sensei sits, and slams her hand down angrily. "Shut up…" She said in a venomness tone, as she glared at the class. The noise slowly died down. Each and every one of the student turn their heads towards Sakura in awe. I mean seriously nobody notices her until now. They all thought she was a type of person who only talks when told to.

'What did you---' She got interrupted again.

'Shut!' Inner her said excitedly.

"How about we ask the person, who is right now in front of your very own faces? Now that solves the whole situation doesn't it?" She said in an annoyed tone. "Honestly… Fighting over something so trivial. And you!" She points at Deidara angrily, who has a shock face, but then disappeared, looking even blanker. "Why are you just standing there enjoying the scenery, and doing nothing? Honestly! I mean, they're arguing about your gender! Doesn't it affect you at all? I--" Sakura got interrupted yet again, by something really soft on her lip? And it's moving? She could hear the class gasp, and mutter something. That's weird; she's supposed to be a good listener. Why can't she hear anything? Why did everything looks so burry? It's too hot! Someone has to put on the AC! It felt really good, until the soft 'thing' left her cold, and wanting more? She never felt like this before, why is it happening now?

A warm breath blew on her ear, making her shiver, not in a bad way, why? Then it said, "You talk too much…" 'It' chuckled when Sakura back away, looking very flustered.

'Sakura! Glasses, glasses!" Inner her repeated.

'Wha..? When did I---' She stopped. 'Oh yeah. It's when you processed my body!' No wonder why she couldn't see much! She searches frantically for her glasses. 'Ah ha! I found it!' She put it on quickly, and asked in a quietly, "Wha… What did you do to me?"

He blinked multiple times, before saying. "Isn't it obvious? I kissed you." He smirked, when he saw the girl in front of him blush tenfold, if that's even possible. 'Hmm… Is that her first kiss? She acts like a damn virgin, who had never seen a male's partner before.' Deidara thought, as he checked her out. 'No wonder why, she doesn't even have any sex appeal! What the hell is she even wearing? They're really baggy, and wrinkly. She could make a fashion designer faint, if they seen her get-up.' His train of thought broke.

The class whispered to each other, "Holy shit! Did you see that? That blonde hair girl kissed none other than Haruno, Sakura, the most geekiest nerd ever!"

"Does that mean she's a lesbian? Disgusting!" (No Offences.) A boy said in an 'I don't wanna see that again' face.

"Really? I find that even more erotic." Another boy said, as he started to drool from the corner of his mouth.

"See! I told you he's a guy!" A girl shouted in triumph.

"Yea, but why did he kiss only 'THAT' girl? He could've kissed any of us. I mean we're better looking than HER, look at how she dresses for god sake!" The girl keep on emphasized on 'that' and 'her', you could tell she HATES using her name or even talking about her.

Deidara's ears twitch. He turns his head towards the people who are speaking ill of her, and glare his menacing aura, letting them know he could still hear them. They stiffen under his glare. Because ONLY he can say all these things to other people. It was HIS job; for making human suffer and get humiliated in front of everybody! No one he means NO ONE can take away HIS role, how dare they take away, the little fun he has in this god forsaking life! Why did he just say god? Like there's any god in this fucking world. Damn them all! Why is everybody trying to take away his 'fun?' Is there any paper imprinted on his back that says, "Let's all take away Deidara's fun time in the human world!~ Let's also take a pinch fork and shove it up his ass even!" (Yea Deidara is over exaggerating LOL.)

Sakura on the other hand, sighed and went back to her seat.

When Deidara was done cursing every living thing, even objects. He coughed to get everyone's attention. Once every little heads was turn towards him.

He said, "To answer everyone's question, I am…" The students gulped loudly. " a man, and if you want any prove that I am one… I could give everyone a show personally, if any of you ask me to."

The class is now quiet, no one talked, and no one even breathed. You could even hear a bug pass by with a Bzzz… and you could even hear the chirping of the birds outside of the class. The guys in the class has their mouth wide open, as if they had saw something un phenomenon and they just could believe their eyes or ears, and just sat there gapping at him like a fish out of water. 'How annoying.' Deidara thought. The silent was finally broken by a loud cheer from the girls. (Except Sakura.) "Ha! Looks whose right! Woman still rules again!" One of the girls had said.

The Sensei finally said something after all these years, "O.k. Are you guys done with fighting each other already? I was almost at the end of the chapter!" Their Sensei whined.

The class just stared blankly at him. "Kakashi-Sensei. You didn't do anything to stop the fight. You shouldn't be talking right now." Someone in the crowd had said.

Kakashi gasped, "What are you talking about! I tried my best to stop every one of you! But you just won't even listen! You disobediences children." He faked a sniff.

"Sensei, you only tried to stop us, for like one second? That helps, REALLY."

He sweat drop, "Hey at least I tried."

"Not hard enough."

Kakashi glared at the student, "O.k. Let's see where should your new seat will be…" he scanned the whole room, with hopeful; eyes that says, 'Pick me!' But he totally ignores them.

'Please! It can't be me! I beg you Kami-Sama, this is the first time I ever ask you anything! I apologize for the sins that I had done, in my past, like stealing chocolate from my brother's underwear! (That's where he keeps his stashes.), or lying to my parents that pancakes are good for your health, by producing more brain cells…' Sakura begged to Kami-Sama until there's no tomorrow.

"…. Your seat will be next to… Hey Ruiji, should I call you Deidara instead, or you don't like it?" Kakashi interrupted himself. Deidara on the other hand looks at Kakashi as if he grown two heads or even more. "Uh… You could---" He got interrupted. "O.K. I should call you Deidara, since we're cool and all." Kakashi said quickly, while nodding his head.

Deidara's right eye twitches slightly. "My seat?" He asked slightly annoyed.

"Ah yes about that. Well you're going to sit next to…" He glances around the room fast, before spotting Sakura. She looked like she's praying with all her might, on her desk. She looked like… She's crying out silently, 'Please Kakashi-Sensei pick me! Oh, Kami-Sama Help me please!' He could even see the weird light surround her!

'It must be FATE!' Kakashi thought.

"Hmm… Haruno! You'll do! Thanks you for volunteering! It was so hard to choose a seat for Deidara. Ah, I'm mentally and physical in cable of doing anything today." Kakashi points at Sakura, while grinning under his mask. Some of the girls and guys started to glare at Sakura. Sakura was stone stuck, she didn't even move, blink, nor even breathe! But mentally she's cursing Kami-Sama every word in the dictionary. After a couple of minutes she snaps out of her 'stone mode.'

"But… But…---" She got interrupted again. "Ah! Haruno-Chan no needs to thank me! I'm just too good at reading people's mind. Oh and if you don't mind can you guide Deidara around the school campus and also don't forget to show him where are all his class? Before Sakura gets to speak/ (Not even an Uh…) "Really? O.K. thanks Miss. Haruno! You're a life saver! Where can I be without you?" Kakashi chirped.

'I do…Mind.' She thought bitterly.

'Yeah and? At least it's someone HOT! Seriously look at those things under his clothes! God, I would love to check that out.' Inner her drooled a puddle of water.

'Yea, but he stole our first kiss!' Sakura shouted.

'So, what's the point? You said "Education is our first priority; we don't have enough time to think about sex…" Blah blah blah. At least it wasn't fucking sex! God!' Inner her said, harshly.

Before Sakura could retort back to her Inner self, she felt a hand enveloped on her shoulder. She looks up to see a grinning Deidara. She glared at him, his grin turn into a smirk when she glared at him. He leans down to whisper in her ear. "Take good care of me, Miss. Haruno, Sakura." She shivered, when his breath blew on her ear. He let go of her to sit the seat beside her.

'Danm it!' Sakura thought angrily. Her Inner fainted.

She felt someone or something is glaring at her back tenfold.

She sighed. 'This is going to be a horrible year…' Sakura thought bitterly.

I know Kakashi is TOOO OOC! Srry! He has to be like that in my story. D:

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