Harry Potter Characters Commit Suicide

by Jade Ariel

Random illiterate thing. It may make your eyes bleed; beware. Don't take this as my actual writing level, please. I was 12.

2. Draco Malfoy

Disclaimer: It's MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! ... Wait a second... change in script, it belongs to JKR... awwww...

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Draco Malfoy slit his wrists because Harry didn't notice his new dress robes. "What can I do to impress that boy?" He complained to Pansy, who then went off and slit her wrists because Draco liked Harry Potter more than her. Then, Draco came back as a ghost and haunted Harry, forcing him to eat five pies every hour, on the hour. And on Christmas... twenty an hour! Harry ran away from Draco -- rather, rolled away -- and then Draco floated over to Myrtle's bathroom and turned emo with the crying girl.

That is the suicide of Draco Malfoy

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A/N:

Yes, I am weird. Just R&R please! Because you love me!