Chapter One.

"I'm serious here; where's Rose?" Lacey yelled.

"Who are you talking about?" the Doctor asked her. Lacey looked to Robin, fear evident on her pale face.

"Rose Tyler, your companions from the first---" Lacey kicked Robin before she could finish. Robin yelped and looked over at Lacey like "wtf?"

"TIME PARADOX! If he knows about the show, there might be a time paradox remember 'Fathers Day' and those stupid bat things!" Lacey hissed. Robin stiffened in fear.

"I'm going to work on my article bye!" Robin yelled running back to the computer lab. Lacey looked from the doctor to the lab.

"I'm running away now. Bye-bye, Mr. Doctor!" Lacey shouted and went to the computer lab with Robin. "Robin, we're all gonna die!" She yelled.

"No we're not, Lacey. Mrs. Richards is just an alien or a robot… oh god we are gonna die!" Robin yelled.

"What are you two on about?" Nisan Gates asked, turning on her own computer.

"Nisan, we're all gonna die!" Lacey shouted, hugging Nisan.

"Oh my god, will you two shut up?" Ashton Cuttington yelled. Lacey looked at Ashton, to Robin, to the Doctor then back to Robin, smiling evilly.

"What are you thinking, Lacey Abigail?" Robin asked. Lacey didn't answer instead she walked to the room again, stopping at the Doctors new desk.

"Can I borrow that?" she asked, pointing to a shiny silver thing she knew as a sonic screwdriver.

"Why?" he asked warily. Lacey smiled.

"To make Ashton shut up. You can't make her do it any other way." Lacey explained. The Doctor blinked at her. "Please?"

"Uhhh.."

"Pretty please? With a banana on top?"

"Ohh, bananas? I like bananas." he said, handing his sonic screwdriver to Lacey.

"I know, me love them too." Lacey said, trotting back to the computer lab. "How do I work this thing?" she mumbled. She turned a knob and hit it against her hand.

"What are you doing?" Ashton asked. Robin snickered and watched as Lacey found the button and pointed it at Ashton. The shining blue light and piercing sound wave made each of the teenage students cringe. Lacey turned Ashton into a banana.

"You… you turned her into a banana!" Jake yelled. Lacey giggled and picked up the human banana, walking to back to her desk in the room.

"Oh, a banana! Just what the Doctor ordered!" the Doctor grabbed the banana from Lacey. Robin, observing from the computer lab, watching as the Doctor went to peel the Ashton banana.

"No!" Robin yelled, diving to get the banana from him. "No eating the annoying girl!" Lacey pouted. "Lacey, give the man back his sonic screwdriver."

"But—" Lacey fought. Robin frowned.

"Now, Lacey." Lacey frowned and looked at the Doctor, who was frowning about the lost banana.

"Fine." Lacey mumbled and handed the Doctor the sonic screwdriver.

~*~*~

It soon became clear that Ashton the Banana was almost as annoying as Ashton the human.

"Ugh." Robin complained. "Can't you shut her up?"

"Not without eating here, I can't." The Doctor said.

"Dammit." Lacey muttered. "I thought turning her into a banana would really shut her up!"

Ashton gave everyone a muffled responses from the desk in the middle of the room. Stupid banana girl.

"Yeah!" Robin agreed. Her voice got lower. "Then again, it didn't work for Mr. Logan when she turned Lauren into a Rose figurine either."

"True…" Lacey said.

"So let me this straight…" The other Ashton in the class, the nice, agreeable one, said. "You turned Ashton into a banana with your little stick thingie?"

"Sonic screwdriver." The Doctor corrected. "And technically it was Roberta and Lucy there."

"It's Robin and Lacey thank you very much!" Robin said, mock-offended. Lacey pouted.

"Anyway." Ashton interrupted. "Is there any way to change her back?"

"Oh yeah." The Doctor said. "But I'm not going to do it."

"Why not?"

"Because she annoys me." The Doctor said, crossing his arms. "And I don't like things that annoy me."