Parodied Song: Jesse's Girl, by Rick Springfield.
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Johnny has a face
That everyone knows.
I've never liked him before,
But lately something's changed,
Making me want him more.
This ain't too hard to define,
Johnny's now a hottie
And I wanna make him mine.
Oh, I'm watching him with my eyes,
And lovin' him in that body
I'm dreamin' of him holding me,
Holding me in his arms, late
Late at night.
O-o-h, I wish I was Johnny's girl
I wish I was Johnny's girl
Where can I find another man like that?
What do I have to do?
What do I need to do,
To get another man like that?
You know I start to swoon,
When he starts sweet.
I wanna tell him that I love him,
But it seems an impossible feat.
I'm not satisfied to watch him with my eyes,
And love him that body.
Not satisfied with dreams of him holding me.
Not satisfied with dreams of me being his girl.
Being Johnny's girl.
O-o-h, Johnny's girl,
I wish I was Johnny's girl
Where can I find another man like that?
What do I have to do?
What do I need to do,
To get another man like that?
I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wondering what he doesn't see in me.
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines,
Ain't the way,
Love's supposed to be?
If I can't have him, tell me,
Where I can I find another man like that?
A man that'd make me feel like I would if I was...
Johnny's girl.
I wish I was Johnny's girl,
I wish I was Johnny's girl,
I wanna be Johnny's girl.
Where can I find another man like that?
What do I have to do?
What do I need to do,
To get a man like Johnny
O-o-h, Johnny's girl,
I wish I was Johnny's girl
Johnny's girl
I wanna be,
I wanna be,
Johnny's girl.