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Your name is Karkat Vantas and fuck, you didn't notice Terezi was there.
You slow down, take a deep breath and try to calm down. It doesn't work.
"FUCK YOU STRIDER."
Yeah, there's no getting out of this now. But you put your sickle back into your strife specibus, because that might be a bit of an overreaction. Dave has that all-knowing stupid smirk on his face, ready to embarrass you in front of her. He knows what it's about. You're not letting this go.
Your name is Dave Strider again, and you're still pretty confused with why Karkat was running towards you with a sickle.
Okay, so maybe you aren't. Again, you know that he's just jealous. He isn't as close as you and Terezi are, and it's pissing him off. Though pretty much anything will piss him off. Which you think is actually a pretty good thing – being able to taunt him about practically anything and setting him off is one of the only fun things to do when you're going to be stuck on a meteor for three years. Other than hanging out with Terezi. Although you guess that's two birds, one stone.
You are now Davesprite.
You just got a foreboding feeling in your wings.
Author, stop thinking that you're funny. Go back to Karkat.
"oh hey karkles. we were about to go check up on can town. wanna come?"
"OH I'M SORRY. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A THIRD FUCKING SPINNING DEVICE."
"fine have fun then"
"THAT WAS SARCASM AND YOU KNOW IT."
"maybe i did maybe i didnt"
"JUST DROP THE COOL KID ACT FOR ONCE AND LISTEN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TROLL ROMANCE WORKS, AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS A BIG MISTAKE. ME AND TEREZI ARE DESTINED TO SHARE QUADRANTS AND YOU AREN'T GOING TO WORM YOUR WAY IN LIKE A STUPID PINK HUMAN WRIGGLER BABY."
"W41T WH4TS TH1S 4BOUT"
"SHUT UP. THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND DAVE."
"W3LL 1F YOUR3 GO1NG TO BR1NG M3 UP TH3N 1 TH1NK 1T DO3S CONC3RN M3 :["
"i think he means he has a hate boner for me or whatever it is you trolls get over this stuff"
"WHAT? NO. SHUT UP. I WOULD NEVER GO BLACK FOR A HUMAN, THAT'S EVEN IF I DID FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU. WHICH I DON'T. I MEAN I MAY HAVE FELT THAT WAY ABOUT JOHN AT FIRST BUT I'M OVER THE STUPID DERP. THIS HATE IS PURELY PLATONIC."
"H3H3H3 K4RK4T YOUR3 BLUSH1NG"
"NO I'M NOT."
"1 C4N SM3LL TH3 C4NDY GO1NG TO YOUR CH33KS"
"yeah you kinda are blushing"
"NO. I'M. NOT. YOUR STUPID SHADES ARE PROBABLY JUST TINTING IT."
"oh really"
Slowly, Dave takes off his shades. It's like the really shitty twist in the plot to every failed rom com. Except when he puts his arms around you, purposefully digging into your back and steals a kiss, it isn't really that shitty. You want to continue so badly, but Dave quickly pulls back.
"still blushing"
You try everything to avoid his gaze, but you can't help it. The searing red just fuels your anger. The fact that Dave is still completely emotionless fuels your anger even more.
"W—WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?"
Oh shit, now you're stuttering. You need a way to calmly defuse the situation before you turn into Eridan.
You abscond like the wind.
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Sorry for the lack of updates, hoping to get some more chapters out soon. Also, I know that any smilies I type for Terezi are wrong, it's just the site doesn't support arrows for some reason.
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