A/N: I do not own Naruto, 2-minute mysteries, or the adapted quote from "My Sister's Keeper" by Jodi Picoult

Sasuke Uchiha sat brooding in his office, thinking about last weeks fiasco. That woman led him to be the laughing stock of the office when her column made the front page of the newspaper. The tension in the office grew heavier when a certain loud mouth slammed the door open.

"My pitch last night was beautiful!" cried Naruto as he plopped himself on the edge of Sasuke's desk. "How did that Inuzuka girl ever see through it?"

Sasuke's dark eyes threw daggers as while countering coldly. "The Inuzuka's won't even date you twice if you aren't a canine connoisseur with a fabulous dog somewhere in the family."

"Yeah! So to score with her, I made up a Grandpa and his faithful four-legged companion."

"Everyone in Manhattan knows who you are dobe."

Naruto sipped his drink disconsolately, and then recounted his latest unsuccessful pitch. "Near Grandpa's farm the railroad tracks made a hairpin turn between two stony cliffs. From his fields, Grandpa could see the tracks. If rocks fell on them, Grandpa would climb a hill and warn the engineer by waving a red flag.

"One day, Grandpa saw rocks falling on said tracks. He started for the hill as a train approached, but tripped and hit a rock, knocking him unconscious.

"The dog raced to the house, pulled down Grandpa's long red underwear, raced to the hill, then ran back and forth. Trailing the underwear like a warning flag.

"The engineer saw the red signal and stopped the train, saving hundreds of people from death!" concluded Naruto, looking very self satisfied.

Sasuke stared blankly at the blonde nuisance. "You're lucky that girl didn't bite your nose off for a dog story like that! Dogs are colorblind, so there is absolutely NO way a dog could tell the underwear and flag were red, let alone the same color."

Letting out an exasperated sigh Sasuke stood up. "Come on, we're late for the trial of Mr. Barnett and the murder of Angela Layne."

Walking into the court room, Sasuke noticed a familiar looking face, but something was different. Soon enough green locked on black and Ms. Haruno was on her way over.

"Your hair isn't pink anymore" Sasuke stated (like an idiot)

"No, it's not" Sakura replied smirking, "is that a problem?"

Sasuke shrugged nonchalant, I kinda liked the pink, he thought. An awkward silence set in as Sakura coughed. "I admit, it tends to take away from my authority in basically anything, especially court." Grabbing a lock and examining it she continued, "It's only spray on color though, it'll wash out later."

Sasuke snorted "And you of all people care what others think?"

"If it's a life or death situation, yes." Sakura's eyes flashed with anger, "I aim to see this man on death row." Suddenly her personality made a 180 flip and she was back to her perky self. "Soooo…have you thought about our deal?" she states exuberantly.

"Not happening." The Uchiha stated coldly as he made his way to his seat.

Court adjourned; Sasuke Uchiha made his way to a black Toyota Tundra when his phone rang, there was a murder at the NYC Zoo.

A/N: Thank you all for reading! Sorry this chapter was so short. Remember to Fav and Review! Also I love suggestions, so keep'em comin'!