-PROLOGUE-
Prologue? SCREW IT!
-Chapter Start-
Aha I, AntiMe is back and you will never guess what I, AntiMe has up I, AntiMe's sleeve...
Will technically there's no sleeve...
But I, AntiMe is back and you will never guess what I, AntiMe has up I, AntiMe's sleeve...
Still there's no sleeve...
But...
NEVER START A SENTENCE WITH BUT screams the GRAMMAR NAZI
But I, AntiMe is back and you will never guess what I, AntiMe has up I, AntiMe's sleeve... A PLOT!
NEVER START A SENTENCE WITH BUT screams the GRAMMAR NAZI...
Wait Wait Wait... A PLOT? said ME
Yes we need a plot...
A PLOT? said bobb
Yes A PLOT!
But a plot?
NEVER EVER EVER START A SENTENCE WITH BUT OR I WILL TIE YOU TO A BUTT! THE BUTT OF A TRAIN AND SEND IT IN REVERSE screams the GRAMMAR NAZI...
But...
*Grabs Rope*
-Chapter 2-
Pokemans Trainer ME would like to battle...
What happened AntiMe? Cried ME
Oh just a train accident...
ME used Insult...
Wait... why would I care about you?... Replied ME
Foe AntiMe's Self Esteem was lowered...
Oh Thanks for lowering my self esteem, ME
Me used Insult...
What Self Esteem? smirked ME
AntiMe's Self Esteem will not go any lower...
AntiMe fainted..
AntiMe is out of usable pokemans..
AntiM...
WE GET IT!
Wait what about the PLOT?
Poof.
ME... Our ratings have detected evilness in sector51
Really?
Yes really.. There is a cloud of evilness over the totally inconspicious dark tower... Our expert team of EggHeads at R&D are scanning the vincinity with Radar and a Freezer but there seems to be something quite off but we can't place our finger on it...
What about the umm... Tower? Inquired Bill the VOICE OF REASON
There's a giant death ray on it...
Sooooooo what are you looking for asked Bill the VOICE OF REASON
The evilness...
And?
The Villain
And?
Oh right... A PLOT.
-Chapter 3-
So back to the... Death Ray..
Our EggHeads have figured out what the Death Ray does...
Ummm Let me guess.. It does bad stuff guessed Bill THE VOICE OF REASON...
WITCH!
So now we are trying to figure out where the bad guy is hiding.
Ummmmm maybe the Tower? Suggested Bill THE VOICE OF REASON
No that would be too obvious...
-Crackle-
Aha I have jacked your big screen thing and I am broadcasting from my B.T.I.D.T.
BTIDT? asked Bill THE VOICE OF REASON...
GASP AntiMe? asked everyone else...
Yes It is me In my B.T.I.D.T.
BTIDT? asked Bill THE VOICE OF REASON... again..
Yes my Big Totally Inconspicious Dark Tower thing..
Right totally "too obvious" said Bill THE VOICE OF REASON
Shuddup...
Umm... did I, AntiMe miss something?
-CHAPTER END-