I finally got to writing another chapter for this :D The first half of this story, is a parody of a certain series of creepypasta called "The Holders". If you want, familiarize your self with two or three of those short stories first, you can find the at "theholders . org" (Remove spaces) Be warned, some of it is pretty crazy. The second half, features a bunch of OCC'ness, and one of the most exploitable glitches in any Touhou game. Enjoy.
The Holder of the PAD.
In Gensokyo, go to any Scarlet Devil Mansion you can find. When you reach the gate, ask the gatekeeper if you can visit someone called, "The Holder of the PAD". If you hear the noise "Kyuu~" and the gatekeeper explodes, run away as fast as you can, and dive into the lake. Drowning, or being teabagged by the local ice fairy/idiot would be a much fairer fate than what awaits you above the water.
If the gatekeeper suddenly has a knife embedded in her forehead, then your fate is sealed, there is no turning back. Wait exactly thirteen seconds, and run into the mansion. Wait any longer, or try to run away, and you will find your head stuck in the ground, the rest of your body above the ground, for all eternity.
When you enter the mansion, a purple pajama-clad woman will lead you deeper inside. If, at any time, she coughs on you, throw up on the nearest fairy maid, by sticking a finger down your throat. If you do not, you will be trapped in a IOSYS music video for all eternity. She will lead you to a normal-looking door.
Knock exactly three times on the door, waiting a half of a second between each knock. You will hear a voice calmly say "Enter". Quickly enter the room, and close the door behind you. It will lock on it's own. When you look into the room, you will see a young, silver-haired woman in a maid outfit. Her breasts will look undoubtedly huge. If you look at them for more than a second, or make any comment about them, thousands of knives will come out of nowhere, and tear through your body. You will be awake the entire time. Before the woman loses her patience, and the knives tear though you anyway, ask her one question. "Why did They wear them?"
She will then charge towards you, and tackle you to the ground. Do not avoid her, otherwise she will fall, break her neck and die. You will then be locked in that room for eternity. She will have you mounted, and start punching you with great ferociousness. You must stare at her eyes at all times, and not offer any kind of resistance. You must also stay awake, at all costs. If you fail to do any of these, you will suffer a fate so terrible, even a soulless demon would weep for you.
Once she is done beating you, she will stand up, reach into her chest, and throw two large pads down at you, knocking you out. When you awaken, you will be at the Hakurei Shrine, with said pads in your hands. The shrine maiden will give you a dirty look, but otherwise, you are fine.
These pads are object 69 of 538. Do not give these to your lover, less you face a terrible end.
Mountain of Marisa(B)
Marisa Kirisame, the ordinary magician, was flying off to confront an annoying Mountain Goddess. She was shooting down fairies, and the occasional Lesser Goddess with her magic lasers. However, something was bugging her. "My lasers are acting weird. When they're at max power, they act fine, but if I discharge some of it a couple of times, to avoid becoming a cooked goose, they go all crazy!" She thought to herself. While she was pondering that, she quite literally bumped into Nitori. "Ugh! What where you're going, ze~"
"Eek! A human!" The small girl flew away, as Marisa tried to regain her balance.
"What a strange..ah crap." After she regained her balance, she noticed more fairies had fired bullets at her. She discharged some of her magic, to protect herself, and noticed her lasers acting weird again. "Geez, the power of these thing is sure acting weird." She noted, as even the stronger fairies were exploding, just by touching the laser for a second. Then she saw the girl from before. She raised a spell card, but before she could cast it, Marisa's lasers had already struck her, as she fell to the water below, unconscious.
"Ehh, she'll be fine, ze." Marisa flew off, heading towards the mountain itself.
The ordinary magician's flight was quite destructive after that. She kept knocking everything she ran into out. First there was the white wolf tengu, Momiji. Then, there was that crow tengu, Aya. She actually put up a decent fight, since she flew so fast, she avoided the lasers for a while. However, Marisa tricked her, and hit her with the overpowered laser. Not even the Moriya shrine maiden, Sanae, could put up a good fight. Finally, Marisa was staring down the Mountain Goddess, Kanako Yasaka.
"I've seen what you're capable of, witch. But I know how to stop you..." An evil grin apperaed on Kanako's face. She then started to fire danmaku at Marisa. But it wasn't ordinary danmaku. It was...
"Power symbols? Why are you trying to charge up my magic?" Marisa asked.
"So your lasers can't unleash their ultimate power..." The Goddess continued to smirk.
"What if I just discharged my magic enough times to return to my lasers, ze?" Marisa pressed on, with a smirk forming on her face.
"That doesn't save you from clipdeath..."
"Oh. Now you're just getting desperate." Marisa started to fire back, discharging every two seconds.
FIVE MINUTES OF BOMB SPAM LATER...
"Ugh, you coward..." Kanako darkly muttered, before falling to the ground, unconscious.
"Hah. You're just jealous that I'm more powerful than you, ze." The magician then grew a wide smile, as she realized something. "..I must be a Goddess myself." She started to laugh maniacally, the power of her hax shot type getting to her head. "HAHAHAHA! I AM A GODDESS!"
"Oh. I never knew that." From the path she took earlier, Reimu came flying in. "So you're the Goddess meddling into everything, Marisa."
"Oh, so it's like that now, is it?" Marisa sounded more and more mad by the second. "Now you're jealous of me! Well tremble before my might!" She started to fire her lasers yet again.
"I'm afraid that's not going to work, Marisa..." Reimu then held up a spell card every man, woman, and youkai fear. "Fantasy Heaven!" Reimu went semi-transparent, the lasers going through her with no effect. Then, seven ying-yang orbs circled around her, and started to fine thousands upon thousands of paper seals in ever direction. Unable to dodge, Marisa too hit, after hit, after hit. She fell to the ground, but didn't feel too hurt surprisingly.
"Ha! Was that supposed to hurt, Reimu!" Marisa laughed.
"...you're already dead." Reimu muttered.
"..what?" Then, Marisa's head grew to a grotesque size, as she exploded.
"Well, there goes one extend." Reimu sighed, as she walked up to the unconscious Goddess. "Poor thing. I'd let you stay at my place, but then my currently unnamed god would get offended."
"Arrgh! Reimu, that wasn't funny, ze!" Marisa, who had re-spawned a few minutes later, complained at the shrine maiden.
"Well, at least you're not crazy in the head anymore." Reimu sighed. "I'm going home. Go fix your options, unless you want all of Gensokyo at your front door tomorrow."
"...fine." Marisa grumbled, as she took off.
Rumors spread, but it was unclear exactly how Marisa was able to wield so much power. Many youkai asked her about it, mainly Alice and Patchouli, who wanted to study it, and Cirno, who just wanted to nuke everything. However, Marisa will never tell them, that she found a can of Chirumu Cirno energy drink lodged into each of her options.
That be it for now. I've been reading more Touhou fics as of late, and have been thinking about making this place my new "home". I dunno when I'll think about more ideas for this, but stay tuned. Your red-clad, exposed armpit miko demands it!