Again… how many times must we go over this? I do not own the Twilight Saga. Only Stephenie Meyer does!
To Annoy The Cullens
By: Alunamai, AnimeAngel41, and Lastaras
Chapter Two: 100 Things to Annoy Edward Cullen With
26 Poke him till he snaps
27 Have Bella ask him for macaroni and cheese. When he gives her the plate have her say she wants less cheese… and then more macaroni… less macaroni… more cheese… more macaroni and cheese… less macaroni… and then after that have her go… PERFECT! I hate macaroni and cheese…. And have her throw the plate at him. (on you tube there is a video Called more... inorder to find it though you need to put in the search more macaroni and it's the second video from the top... it's from a show call Courage The Cowardly Dog.. and i funny as hell... we do not own that as well!)
"That is just cruel!" Edward bellowed from where we tied him up in the center of the Atticus Cave.
"Shut up… or they'll just get worse mi amore." Bella said as she started to help us in a our little story.
28. Prank phone call him at three in the morning and demand that he put you through to the pentagon.
"I would never put you through to anything! Not even the president of the United States… there is nothing in this world that would get me to do it!"
"You will do it Edward… and you will like it… or Bella gets turned!" Aluna said threateningly… "I am the only other vampire in this room and I am more than willing!
29 Ask him what blood tastes like
30 Race him to a stop light in a horse and buggy… when he loses to said horse and buggy tell him his precious Volvo just didn't have enough horse power.
31 Ask if ever met a T Rex in person… you know while it was alive.
"I'm not that old."
32 Cheer every time he goes to kiss Bella
33 Sing This is the song that never ends…. And it goes on and on my friend… they, started singing it not knowing what it was… and they'll continue singing it forever just because… this is the …. Over and over and over again.
"I hate you all!"
"We love you too Edward." They all answered.
34 lock him in a room with Jacob, Quil, and Embry… and see which one comes out alive…
"That would be me… duh!"
35 Take bets on said fight and no one vote for Edward
36 Have him drive Bella's truck for a month
37 Have him drive the speed limit
38 Sell his car on Ebay
"Hey, I have an account and I can track that you know… I can even make bets!"
"Keep telling yourself that!" Aluna laughs.
39 Have him dress in drag and do a hula
40 Buy him a coconut bra and tell him he has to wear it under everything he owns for a month
41 When he does… tell him he makes a very good woman
42 Tell him that he is mediocre at playing the piano and that you can play better than him even on his best of days.
43 Sing out of key
"Why must you torture me! What did I ever do to you?"
"Left Bella." They all answered.
"That was for her own good."
"Oh well… too bad for you… and see where it landed you!"
44 Sing the Numa Numa song over and over and over again
45 out tune his piano
"Hey, No body touches Mr. Keys!"
46 Make him eat spinach lasagna!
47 ask him to bite you
48 Take him square dancing… when he refuses… tell him that if he doesn't do it the Volvo gets it.
49 Have Chief Swan arrest him for vandalism
50 Make him an offer her can't refuse…
"how is that going to annoy me…"
"Edward," Aluna gets the voice of the godfather. "you come here to ask me a favor on the day of my mothers wedding… I plan on doing you that favor… but in return you must do me a favor… so I am going to make you an offer you can't refuse… Either you change Bella or Bella will be sleeping with the fishes…"
"You wouldn't."
"I would."
"Your despicable."
"Thanks."
A/N: Please… review. Any ideas are welcomed… Thanks!