It was probably like noon or something. Not like Shadow cared you know because he was just so fucking bad ass. Anyway it was probably noon and Shadow was sitting under a tree secluded from everyone else eating their lunches. He brought a really old banana that was completely rotten and sucked on it. He didn't know why but he really liked the sensation of sucking on rotten bananas.
There she was laughing and eating a bento. She looked really pretty but she also looked like she was completely virgin, and for some reason that really bothered Shadow. Yume sat and ate with her friends smiling big and not knowing how creepily she was being watched from afar.
Suddenly she looked up and saw him sitting in the darkness of the shade from the tree and made an excuse to her friends to go talk to him. She walked up to him nervously watching him suck a banana.
"Hi" she said sweetly.
"Can't you see that I have urges to suck my banana in peace…? "
"Would you maybe let my try too?"
Shadow glared at her. No one touched his fucking bananas! But then again she was really pretty and did come over to talk to him. He nodded in reply and handed it to her. She stared at it and put it in her mouth and started sucking on it and gagged a lot, she sounded like she was puking out her insides and saliva came drooling out from her mouth and onto her lap where she was sitting next to him and then she pulled it out and smiled at him. The saliva was dribbling down her chin like a waterfall and she was slightly twitching, not to mention Shadow thought that she probably farted because something smelt like shit.
"That was really weird I liked it a lot," Yume giggled.
"You get used to it I guess.. " He replied. And after he replied she stared at him for a long time with wide eyes occasionally twitching. "What is it?"
"I think you have a really pretty mole," She said as she poked his cheek where his mole was.
"Well I guess you have a pretty tooth," he replied as he shoved his hand in her mouth and ran his finger across her front tooth.
She smiled slightly and then leaned in and took his hand out of her mouth. She looked up into his eyes and blinked her really clumpy mascara eyes and touched his cheek gently. She went in for a smooch and pressed their lips together and it was still soaking wet from her waterfall of spit.
Shadow pulled out almost instantly. "Your breathe smells like shit," He looked at her with a weird feeling in his gut. I probably just have to shit is what he thought but really he'd shove it up where she took one..