Hey guys, I don't know if anybody is really reading this except for the one lovely person who reviewed, thank you so much! So this chapter and it coming out so soon is dedicated to you! So they meet in this chapter, yes!

Warnings: Cussing (Hidan and Deidara)

Disclamer: I don't own Naruto

Chapter 2:

When Deidara woke up he gazed silently at the wall, listening for a few moments. He didn't actually hear anything so that meant his roommate had left the room. Good. Deidara rolled off the bed landing in a crouching position. He got up and went over to his wardrobe where he got the first clothes he could get his hands on: gray skinny jeans and a long black shirt. He bit his lip in concentration as he put in his usual half ponytail, not even bothering to check its decency in the mirror. His eyes landed on the room key resting on his wardrobe. After a slight pause he grabbed it and stored it into his pockets. He rushed over to the door and hopped into his black converse, impatient to get out of the room. Quickly he pulled open the door running out the entrance. Or at least that's what he tried to do but he had rammed into someone, his head taking most of the damage. He rubbed his aching head, not wanting to look up and see who it was. "Damnit…" I was so close.

"Ouch, who are you, sweetie?" The voice was velvety and soft, not at all the loud bellow of his roommate. Deidara shot his eyes up in surprise. His gaze was met with chocolate eyes which were heavily lidded and sparkled mischievously. It was a boy about his height with deep, bedhead red hair as if his hair had been dipped in blood then shook violently. He had beautiful, flawless porcelain skin and world class doll like features. He wore plain white cotton shirt and black skinny jeans.

Maybe if Deidra wasn't fed up with this place he might've found this guy really attractive, however at this moment he was more annoyed at the disturbance of his leaving and he was easily able to glower at the red head, "None of your damn business." The boy blinked in astonishment as he was roughly pushed out of the way, the blond storming down the hall. Without glancing behind him, Deidara, called out, "He's not in there, un."

The red head just gazed in shock at the retreating long haired blond before smirking in amusement. "Huh. What a strange person." He mused to himself as he walked two doors down and opened his own door. He wasn't surprised to see Hidan, Kisame, Pein, Itachi, and his own roommate, Kakuzu, hanging out in his dorm. Hidan was the first to greet him, "Hey Sasori, I got a new fucking roommate!"

Sasori paused in his steps to his bed, glancing quickly at Hidan, his interest peaked. "Really?"

Hidan's grin got wider. "Yeah, he's a feisty one. Looks like a fucking girl too." Oh so it was a boy.

Sasori smirked, his eyes glinting as he flopped down on his bed, propping his head on his hand and staring curiously at Hidan. "What's his name?"

Hidan paused for a moment, considering this, "… Detera I think, I kind of droned out the hag when she was telling me."

Sasori blinked in surprise, what a weird name. Smirking to himself he got right back up and over to the door. "Where are you going?"

Sasori turned slightly to wink at Pein, "To have some fun." He opened the door and closed it lightly behind him.

-x-

After 15 minutes of roaming the grounds Deidara had comfortably settled under a big oak. He sat there resting his back against the trunk, closing his eyes. This had been what Deidara has done since he was a kid, to escape the boredom, he'd sleep. It was easier and better then experiencing this.

"Hey, Detera." Deidara tensed slightly. That named sounded an awfully lot like his and the smooth voice sounded an awfully like the redhead from earlier. Deidara prayed to any and every god he could think of that there was a Detera standing not too far off. Maybe he can get away with pretending to be asleep, that had been his plan anyways.

There was a light laughter. "Oh man, looks like I'm going to have to wake up sleeping beauty with a kiss." The voice was closer. A lot closer.

Deidara's eyes popped open. The redhead was awfully close, too close. He could see the thick eyelashes and milk chocolate eyes quite clearly, a couple inches from his face, leaning down. The boy had a soft and seductive smirk on his lips. However more than affected by this, Deidara was annoyed by the disturbance. "Get away, un! You're disturbing me."

The kid laughed slightly again, dropping himself gracefully to the floor, gazing dreamily at Deidara, "But I like it here. I like you here, Detera."

Deidara scowled at this, "It's not Detera, un."

Sasori blinked in surprise at this, and then blew out a breath, more than a little miffed at Hidan's misinformation. "Then what is it?" Deidara could hear the whining in this guy's voice.

Oh so this kid doesn't like to be wrong… "None of your damn business, un." Deidara snapped twisting to where his back was to the guy.

Light fingers brushed against Deidara's back, giving him goose bumps. Swallowing the shivers threatening to overtake him at the contact, Deidara kicked behind him as hard as his sitting position would allow him. He heard another musical laughter. "Sheesh, you're like a broken record. You've said that today already you know."

"Kids need repetition, un."

"I'm not a kid." Deidara could practically hear the pout. Oh, seems like he hit a soft spot. Smirking to himself he lifted himself up from against the trunk and turned over his shoulder giving the kid a snarky grin.

"You sure about that, un?"

The boy's eyes narrowed slightly, gazing reproachfully at Deidara. Suddenly they widened and narrowed again as a winning smirk overtook his features. "Hmmm… aren't you Hidan's new roommate? I'm pretty sure he said something about them being a guy that looked like a girl." He allowed his eyes to roam over Deidara's now flushed body (in anger of course) with a mock considering look on his doll like face. "You do fit the description."

Pouncing with anger at the kid, Deidara grabbed his collar in his fists. Leaning in he seethed, "Take it back, un!"

Again Sasori gave a mock look of consideration, afterwards regretfully shaking his head. "Sorry, can't do. You are awfully feminine." Sasori felt like leaping in joy at their sudden close contact. This is what he called progress. Now if only the blond wasn't so hostile…

Not so surprising, Sasori was pushed on his black with the blond hovering above him. A single hand was still at his collar whilst the other one was raised in a fist. However instead of paying attention to this, Sasori allowed himself to look at Deidara's hair flowing down his right side and onto Sasori, much like a waterfall. It was really pretty and looked really soft. He had the urge to just run his fingers through the strands.

Deidara catching the dreaming gaze on his hair huffed and lifted himself up. It was hopeless. The idiot was actually enjoying that position. He got ready to storm off before looking down at the redhead, the redhead whose name he still didn't know and didn't want to know. Sasori was gazing up at him with pleading puppy dog eyes, a face expression that hasn't failed him yet. Surely this lovely little angel would succumb too. Look, he's looking down at me, he's leaning forward, and he even put up that little façade, awe man he's- and Deidara stomped on his stomach before finally turning and stalking off.

Sasori gasped in pain as his hands clutched at his stomach. However he wouldn't allow this to deter him. No, if anything, things just got a lot more fun.

-x-

"Ayo, roomie, where you been?"

"Wherever was farthest from you, un!" Deidara slammed his dorm's door and stormed over to their closet, not even looking up at his lounging roommate. He ripped open the door and jumped backwards quickly to avoid all the random junk tumbling in front of him. Hissing, Deidara searched for towels in all the mess that was his closet. After several moments Deidara growled in frustration and spun around throwing his arms up. "Where the hell are the towels, un?"

Hidan raised his head up from his pillow and jutted his head forward bobbing it to both sides trying to get a clearer view. "I don't think you'll find one in there. Not unless I stole one. They're kept in the bathrooms so…. Anyways you might want to take a shower later; dinner is going to be in ten minutes. We should actually leave now." He lazily sat up and smoothed back his already smoothed hair.

Deidara gazed at him, thoughtfully. Either Deidara could take a shower just to spite him or he could follow this asshole. Shaking his head Deidara muttered his agreement; he wouldn't be able to find the cafeteria by himself anyways.

Hidan grinned ruefully and stood up, walking out their dorm with Deidara following a little ways back. Halfway down the stairs Hidan stopped and grinned at Deidara who was standing a good five steps behind. "Come on, blondie, I'm not gonna bite you." Deidara didn't believe him, after all he saw the bones on his wardrobe. After a moment of staring at Deidara who had stubbornly refused to budge Hidan roared with laughter and turned, continuing his descent.

They walked out the door and across the fields, heading towards the middle of the main building. Outside one of the doors were a bunch of scattered picnic tables with students already filling them. Hidan pushed open the door and continued, making Deidara rush forward to capture it and slide himself in through the crack.

The cafeteria itself wasn't big, it was much like any other school cafeteria, much to his disappointment. However there wasn't a stage here and the cafeteria food line looked to be a little more complex. Hopefully this school food wasn't the utter shit that had been forced down the students' throats like his last schools. Hidan stopped and turned to Deidara, "Want to sit with me, roomie?"

"Is the redhead going to sit with you, un?" Deidara asked as if this would actually make a difference. It wouldn't. If Hidan and Baby doll were anything to go by then Deidara was pretty sure he would hate everyone at Hidan's table.

Hidan's eyes clouded with thought, "Sasori? You've met that little fucker?" Deidara didn't respond so Hidan just chuckled, "Yeah, he will be."

"Then you have my answer, un." Deidara turned and was soon lost in the throng of people getting their dinners. From what Deidara could see, there were at least five lunch lines (pizza, hot meal, Italian, snacks and desert, and Asian cuisine). Deidara got in the shortest line, which of course was the sandwich one. He waited in line before getting a hefty toasted turkey, chicken, and cheese sandwich and a Pepsi. He paid and turned outward towards the countless tables. Even though there was no reason to, Deidara allowed his eyes to roam over all the tables. He paused slightly when he saw Hidan and Sasori animatedly sitting at a round table in the back near the door with others, curling his lip slightly Deidara kept his gaze going. Well, Shizune did say they didn't have to stay in the cafeteria.

Just as he was about to go, Deidara felt a tap on his shoulder. As long as he could still see the two most annoying people he had ever met, Deidara decided he could chance a look at the person. He slowly turned, with a raised eyebrow at two boys. One, who was clearly the one who poked him if his index finger in the air was anything to go by, stood grinning with a goofy grin on his tanned face. The boy wore bright orange tee with faded jeans, his blond spiky hair nice and fluffy. His bright cerulean eyes glowing above these weird whicker like scars. The boy behind him was his opposite in every sense of the word, pale with large dark and cool eyes with spiky black hair that framed his handsome face very nicely. The blonde's grin got even wider, "Hey, you're the new kid whose mom dragged him by the ears aren't you? That was so hilarious, dude, I was literally crying."

Deidara's eyes instantly froze over and he assumed an expression of a fuck-my-life-look. What the hell? Who had Deidara maddened so badly that he was stuck to deal with this? Was he Hitler in a past life? Seriously. Deidara didn't even deem this worthy to answer and once again turned.

The boy realizing his mistake rushed in front of Deidara with his hands out in surrender and panic. "Wait. Wait, I'm sorry. What I meant was are you new?" Again Deidara didn't see the point of answering this question. They just established he was dragged into the school by his mother not 8 hours ago. Seeing Deidara's facial expression, the boy gave a panic and awkward look to his friend, "Right that was stupid too. Uhm want to sit with us and few others? I mean you are new and it wouldn't hurt for friends."

Deidara puffed out a breath and quietly muttered 'whatever'. After all the door was by Sasori and Hidan and that was all too soon to see either. The boy in front of Deidara visibly relaxed and grinned again. "Great come with us." They led Deidara on the other side of the cafeteria to another round table with five other people. Deidara sat next to the blond and some pink haired girl. The blond turned to face Deidara and grinned widely. "Let's introduce ourselves. I'm Naruto."

The kid from earlier looked up, uninterested, "Sasuke"

Beside him was another kid with spiky brown hair in a ponytail and a bored expression on his face, "Shikamaru."

Beside him was a girl with long purple hair and soft eyes much like his roommate's color. She mumbled rather timidly, "I'm Hinata."

Next to her was a boy with bristly brown hair and a sharp tooth obnoxious grin, "Kiba is the name."

A rather plump kid mumbled out 'Chogi' from around his chips, Deidara had to fight against curling his lip in distaste.

A girl with hair much like Deidara's but lighter grinned and blushed greatly at Deidara, "Call me Ino."

Beside her as well as beside Deidara the short pink haired girl looked over at Deidara, "I'm Sakura."

"Deidara." Deidara finished the table. All in all, Deidara had been very unimpressed, especially by the people to his left.

However Naruto grinned, "So you like it so far here?"

Deidara took a gulp from his Pepsi before shaking his head, "No. My first memory of this place is the most embarrassing I've ever experienced, my roommate is an ass, and I'm pretty sure an hour ago I was going to be sexually assaulted by some Chucky doll." To him Sasori might as well have been Chucky: redhead, doll like features, looked like a kid, and cruel. Honestly it fit perfectly.

"Who's your roommate?" The bubblegum pinkette asked.

He swiveled his head to look at her, "Hidan."

Around the table he heard a collective breath of intake, however it was Ino who spoke, leaning in towards Deidara and resting her chin on her palms, "I'm so sorry. He's so horrendous. He's such a bully. He cut my hair a couple years ago, claiming it was for Jashin and that 'heathens should suffer.'" She looked at him sorrowfully from the memory.

Instantly Deidara grasped his own blond hair, what had been his pride, "If he even thinks of cutting my hair I'll blow him up so badly he'll have to yell 'Team rocket blasts off again', un."

Ino laughed flirtatiously, "You're so funny!"

"I'm serious, un." Ino's eyes widened a little but she soon resumed the sweet facial expression.

-x-

Hidan sat down at his usual table next to Kakuzu. "Sup, fuckers?"

Sasori glanced up at the sound and looked expectantly at the area around Hidan but saw no blond. Sasori's lips jutted out in a pout, "Where's your roommate?"

Hidan put in a humongous piece of pizza of pizza in his mouth, he rolled the food to the side before answering much to everyone's disgust, "Oh he asked me if you were sitting here then walked off once I said you were. Hahaha I would kill to see what you did to give him that impression."

"I would kill you regardless."

Hidan turned to his left and yelled, "Shut the fuck up, miser. This is A and B conversation so you can fucking C your way out."

Kakuzu snorted and looked pointedly away. Hidan growled and scrunched up his nose at the rudeness. He turned and looked back at Sasori who was still looking at Hidan quite disappointedly. "Sorry, womanizer." Sasori smirked arrogantly at this and suddenly Hidan had a great idea. "Hey, you know I am his roommate..."

Sasori looked at him, his own expression shifting to a comfortable, mischievous grin, "…yeah."

Hidan leaned into the table and across from him Sasori leaned in as well, "If I was to give you my keys right now you would be able to open the door and maybe wait for him if you want."

Sasori's mischievous grin instantly became delighted, he held out his hands expectantly like an eager child and Hidan dropped his keys into the redhead's palms. As Sasori nearly skipped out of the cafeteria Hidan called out, "Don't get any great ideas to fucking lock me out, or I'll sacrifice you to Lord Jashin." Sasori just waved his hand before he was outside.

Kisame looked up from his conversation with his own roommate, Itachi and shook his head. "Why can't you leave the poor kid alone?"

"Why can't you stop being a fucking pansy momma and enjoy the show like a good little bitch?"

Kisame looked at Itachi before rolling his eyes. May someone have pity on Hidan's poor roommate Detera.

-x-

"Thanks, Ino, but for the billionth time I'm pretty positive this is my room, un." Deidara hissed as he stood outside his dorm's door. He had tried to leave at dinner but Ino had insisted that since Deidara was new he'd need a guide to his dorm. The entire walk there she hadn't shut up and kept touching him. Now she was refusing to leave him, because she was sure that he was at the wrong door.

"How can you be too sure?" Ino asked, her hand on her hip and one, once again, touching Deidara's shoulder.

He viciously shrugged her hand out and fished out his key, then waved it in front of her. "If this door opens you have to make a 180 and leave me alone, un."

"Oh, but then you'll be alone!"

"Thanks for putting two and two together, un." Deidara snapped exasperatedly, this girl was getting on his nerves. He grated his teeth and thrust his key into the door and twisted the handle walking into the dark room. "Bye, Ino, un." He slammed the door in her protesting face.

What type of drugs was everyone on in this school?! Deidara marched over to his wardrobe, pulling out new boxers and dark blue pajama pants. He grabbed his bag containing his bathroom hygiene products and brush.

Just as he was about to leave he felt thin arms wrap around his waist from behind him. Deidara nearly peed himself in shock. There was a light chuckle as someone buried their face into Deidara's hair. Deidara stood frozen not knowing where to even begin with what he should do. Was he about to get raped by some intruder in the dark? "Your hair is so soft, I knew it." Deidara's fear changed into irritation as he recognized Sasori's voice.

"Get off me, un!"

"But I like it here."

Deidara hissed in annoyance, he picked up his foot, and slammed it down on the foot behind him. Sasori yelped but to Deidara's dismay he held on tighter. "Awe, baby, why are you being so violent? Don't you like this position?" Sasori practically purred.

"Like hell I do, you rapist, un!"

Deidara started to try and run forward with Sasori's arm's still around his waist, but Sasori had his feet planted firmly and had shifted his weight.

"What…. will…. make… you… let… go?" Deidara gritted his feet still attempting to plow forward.

There was silence where Sasori thought for a moment. "I'll let go if you tell me your name."

Deidara weighed his options but really couldn't see a way out of this, "Fine, un. It's Deidara."

Sasori instantly let go of Deidara, making Deidara stumble. He whipped his head back to glare at the redhead. Sasori seductively smirked down at Deidara. "That's a sexy name."

Deidara tugged at his ruffled shirt, not immediately responding. He straightened up and began walking out with his clothes and bag in hand. He walked out, pausing to peep back in. "Of course, un." And with that he disappeared from the room.

-x-

Deidara finished his shower, and was in the hallway peaking before fully entering it. He was now wary for the redhead. Seeing that coast was clear he quickly jogged into his room and before shutting the door let the light stream in, there was no redhead in there either, only his obnoxious snoring roommate.

Deidara shut the door, making sure to slam it, but much to his disappointment, Hidan stayed asleep. Deidara crawled into his bed and before going to sleep stared at the bare ceiling. Day one down and he was going insane already. It was a Sunday so he hadn't even gone to classes yet. Oh joy. His last thoughts were pleas to not be in any class with Sasori or Hidan. Of course he didn't hold much to it with his current state of luck.

-XX-

AN: So that's it for the second chapter, I believe. Hope you guys like it enough to review or favorite or something cool. \m/ ^_^ \m/