Aaaand finally this fic has continuation! 8D If you don't get the Laslo thing just ask.

Chapter Two: I Swear I'm Getting A Migraine

"Here we are." said Edward.

After hours of riding horses through the forest and drinking smoothies, they'd reached Rayman's headquarters (which was a dilapidated garden shed with "Rayman's headqaters" written on it courtesy of LacMac and Tily; both good at art but neither good at spelling) and the vampires were preparing to strike. ("Strike as in attack, Jacob, not strike as in refuse work until we get a pay rise.")

Jacob stared at the door. "Uh, do we like knock or, uh, like, what?"

Edward was having trouble keeping his temper under control. "We don't knock, Jacob. We are vampires. We-"

"I'm not a vampire." interrupted Jacob.

"Like, neither am I." chirped Bella. "Not like yet anyway."

"Shut. Up." hissed Edward through clenched teeth. Raising his voice a little, he continued. "We are vampires...mostly. Vampires don't knock. They say "RAWR!" and barge in."

Bella nodded. "Got it."

"Okay. Three...two...one..."

They burst through the door.

"RAWR AND BARGE IN!" yelled Jacob and Bella.

Edward facepalmed again, his rage making him disregard the glitter. "What...did I do...to get...stuck..with you..?"

"I dunno but it must have been pretty bad." said a voice.

The "idiot clan" (as dubbed by Murfy) turned around to see Rayman and Tily standing there with their hands upon their hips.

"Uh..." Edward looked flustered now. "...Hi?"

"Hello." said Rayman, in a voice he fondly believed made him sound spooky but actually made him sound constipated.

Tily held out a cup with a beaming smile. "Cup of tea?"

"Uh, yes..." muttered Edward. "That'd be lovely."

Rayman glared at her. "Tily, they're vampires. You can't offer vampires tea. They're meant to be evil." They're just not very good at it.

Tily looked wounded. "But even vampires need tea sometimes..."

"Yeah well, these ones don't."

Which is when LacMac emerged with a tray of biscuits and a :3 face.

Rayman looked at Cookie despairingly. "How...how did you manage to be locked up with him for a year...?"

"With great difficulty." was the response.

Bella just stared. "...Say that again."

Cookie looked a but flustered now, which was hardly surprising. "...With great difficulty?"

"Your voice..." Bella went quiet for a moment. Then suddenly she yelled "I knew it!"

"What?" asked Edward.

"I recognise your voice! You're Laslo the monkey!"

There was an all-round blank stare from the group.

Edward's hand met his face again. "I...despair."

"Do I look like a monkey to you?"

"What is a monkey anyway?" asked Ly, reminding everyone that they were actually from a different planet with no concept of Earth.

"Hey!" Bella looked offended. "I'm from Earth!"

Oops. Sorry Bella.

Anyway.

A few minutes later, the vampires and co were drinking tea and eating biscuits while Rayman looked on seething.

"So," said Ly. "What brings you here?"

"We're trying to invaade." said Bella through a mouthful of biscuit.

"No we're not." said Edward."

"Yes we are."

"No, we're not."

"But you said-"

"SILENCE!"

There was silence.

Edward giggled nervously. "Don't mind her...she's not...mentally sound..."

"We'd guessed." muttered Murfy.