STRANGE PHSYCOTIC STAR WARS STORY FROM HELL! (insert same disclaimer from chapter 1 here) Chapter 2 V: Okay, today you will learn how to use a lightsabre. Here are some training sabres that you will use until you make your own. C: Okay cool. V: For starters, practice on these four dummies.*points to four dummies looking extroardinarily like Mace Windu* C: Hiya! *slices dummy in half easily* My: Take that you senseless piece of slime! *chops dummy's head off* M: *uses the force to send dummy flying across the room, almost hitting Vader* S: *slices dummy's legs off* V: That was much better than I expected from a bunch of girls. My: Turns on lightsabre and glares at Vader V: I mean from an excellent bunch of Sith Apprentices. The next step is facing me in a training battle. Chelsea, you first. *Vader and Chelsea face each other, bow, turn on their lightsabres and begin fighting. Chelsea, who, aside from watching the Star Wars movies at least 10 times each, takes fencing lessons, getsthe upper hand and disarms VAder within a few minutes.* V: Wow. Of course I was going easy on you. Mya, now you. *Mya and Vader start to fight, Mya casually turns of Vader's air supply with the hilt of her lightsabre, Vader drops his light sabre.* V: *gasping for air* Very good, next. *Sarah and Mel each fight VAder, disarm him within about 5 seconds, and Vader is feeling very bad at light sabre fighting. V: Okay, I see you don't need any more training with lightsabres. Come back after lunch to practice on actual targets that you can kill. *ALL EXIT*