How to Annoy a Shinigami

by Jiyugami-chan

Exactly what it sounds like. Not limited to Shinigami. You request the characters. NOTE: I am only on episode 88 of the anime. I do not know some characters. T because, I, like my fellow writers, am paranoid. Note to Admins: this is not a list alone. It is a list with a reaction at the end. Thank you all for understanding. Or not. Your call. DISCONTINUED.

2. Rukia

So, um, pinoychick143, I say: thanks for your review! Unfortunately, you didn't say which character you wanted next, so I'm doing Rukia.

I don't own anything I reference or mention.

I don't own Bleach. I do own a box of OxiClean though.

PLEASE TELL ME WHO YOU WANT NEXT!

CHAPTER 2- KUCHIKI RUKIA

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1. Knock out Ichigo. Glue him to her bed.

2. Tell her that her drawings suck, and then turn around praise somebody with drawings that are way worse.

3. Play 'Dumb Ways to Die' looped on your computer and put a protective barrier around it so she can't smash it.

4. Show her an OOC IchiRuki lemon. Or an IchiRuki lemon. Same thing.

5. Take an extremely realistic bunny plush. Remove the stuffing and replace with tomato paste. Tie Rukia to a chair. Take a knife and cut off the bunny's head in front of her.

6. Tell her that 'Chappy the Rabbit' should get changed to 'Crappy the Rabbit.'

7. whatever you say. Make. Your. Words. Choppy.

8. Sing 'Dust in The Wind' whenever she walks into the room.

9. Bonus points if you have bell-bottoms on while you sing

10. Switch all her clothes with ones that are way too big

11. Reject all her opinions

12. Ask her if she likes Ichigo.

13. If the answer is yes, tease her about it

14. If the answer is no, keep asking her until you: a. Die b. get her to say yes.

15. Lock her in a closet with Ichigo and Renji

16. Or just lock her in a closet.

17. Either would work

18. Just remember to keep them in there for at least 30 minutes.

19. Cosplay as Ichigo and ask her out

20. If you are a girl, get a male friend to do it. Or Crossplay, if it's possible.

21. Have Ichigo cloned and have a clone live in all of the closets she has access to.

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The now-purple dragon was curled up in the corner. She used to be blue, but got her scales soaked by her own blood.

"Never again."

A lightly beat up Komodo dragon was in the other corner.

"I can't believe you actually convinced me to dress up as a cartoon character for your writing!"

"Shut up, Cookie. It's called anime. Get out of my writing before our classmates read this and think we're dating. "

The smaller lizard went poof and disappeared into nothingness.

"Remind me again why the frick I'm friends with that womanizer."

A white wolf paced the floor.

"Cause you like him."

"That was THIRD GRADE! Sheesh."

"See, this is why I don't watch Naruto."

"It's BLEACH, Joy Song! It's BLEACH!"

"Whatever. I still haven't watched One Piece, or Hetalia. So until I start those…"

"You're not watching Bleach, or Naruto, or Tokyo Underground, or OSAHSC, or whatever else I recommended to you. And why don't you write that Dr. Who fanfic that's in your head? You should."

"Eh. I'm busy with other stuff. Plus, I don't get that much TV time."

"Okay. Just promise you'll look up Proud Mary and listen to it. CCR Rocks! Peace out, Yo!"

"She don't watch no Dr. Horrible, I don't watch no Naruto."

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That was me and my friend's reaction.

My friends-

Joy song- wolf, FT and Dr. Who fanatic, Les Miz nut, thinks I like a guy who I'm friends with.

Cookie- Komodo dragon, COD and Assassin's creed fan, not an anime fan (as far as I know)