Since I've gotten so many reviews already, I'm going to update!
I do not own Naruto….
"What do you mean by 'that'?" Naruto growled. "Your name is tattooed on my ass! Explain that!" Sasuke rolled his eyes. Seeing this, Naruto proceeded to punch Sasuke. Again. Through a wall.
"What the hell was that for?!" Sasuke yelled from inside the new hole in his wall. "Are you going to continue hitting me or are you going to let me tell you what happened?" Naruto sighed and sat down on a chair. Sasuke pulled himself from the wall and sat on the couch across from Naruto.
"Okay, here's what happened…"
"Come on, Sasuke-kun! Don't you want to go out clubbing with me?" Sakura whined, dragging on Sasuke's arm. Sasuke was, to put it nicely, disgusted. He didn't want to be mean to the poor girl. It wasn't her fault she was a complete idiot.
Looking around, Sasuke spotted Naruto strolling casually towards them. "Only if Naruto goes," he said. Sakura frowned. "Why does he have to come?" I won't let Naruto ruin my chance with Sasuke-kun! Inner Sakura ranted. "No Naruto, no me." Sasuke was stuck with his decision.
"Oi, dobe! You're coming to the club with Sakura and me tonight." Sasuke ripped his arm from Sakura and jutsu'd away before giving Naruto a chance to answer. Naruto scratched his head, unaware of the seething pink-headed girl behind him.
"Sakura, why does Sasuke want to go to a club?" questioned Naruto.
"I don't know! Why don't you go ask him?" Sakura snapped, leaving the poor boy even more confused. She stormed away, most likely to some place to scheme how to get Sasuke drunk. Naruto popped his neck and continued on his way. Little did he know, his whole life would be changed tonight.
Sasuke muttered to himself as he looked through his closet. Even though he did not want to go anywhere with Sakura, much less a club, he had to look presentable, at least. Giving up on finding anything through his ninja uniform, he set out to a store to buy a new outfit. Grabbing some money, Sasuke jumped out of his window and set towards the nearest men's store. The women- and a few select men- watched Sasuke as he looked through the clothes rack. The store had the dumbest things!
Finally, he decided on black jeans and a red long-sleeved shirt. Bringing his chosen items up to the cash register, Sasuke ignored the hushed whispers and continued with his purchase. After the man at the register handed him his bags, he winked at him. "Have a good day, honey." He said. Sasuke walked away quickly, bewildered.
Arriving at his home, Sasuke glanced at his clock. 8:49pm. Sakura said to be there by nine. He decided to take a quick shower. Sasuke stripped his clothes off and stepped into the shower. Turning on the shower, Sasuke's thoughts wandered to Naruto. Why had he asked him of all people to go with them? He could've asked anyone else, or just plain refused, but he asked Naruto. Did that mean something? Sasuke shook his head and decided he was overanalyzing everything. Quickly finishing his shower, he brushed his teeth. He didn't attempt to comb his wild duck-butt hair. Sasuke had lost many brave brushes and combs by doing so. He put on his clothes and looked in the mirror.
He looked… okay. It would be good enough. Sasuke looked at the clock again. 8:56pm. He had only four minutes to get to the club. Plenty of time. He dashed out his window and onto the streets below. He ran for about two minutes, then slowed and walked. There was no reason to hurry. Reaching the club, he sighed. There was Sakura, looking quite idiotic. She was wearing a pink spaghetti shirt and a red short skirt with pink sandals. How original of her.
"Sasuke-kun!" she yelled out, raising her hand above her head. Sasuke sighed again and slowly made towards her. A flash of yellow crossed his path, and he found himself face to face with a very sexy-looking Naruto. Naruto had ripped blue jeans and a simple orange tank top. Ordinary and simple, but at the moment to Sasuke it was the hottest thing he had ever seen. "What's up, teme?" Naruto asked playfully. "Ready to go in there and watch my moves?" Sasuke snapped out of his reverie.
"Tch, what moves? You can barely walk normal." He retorted. Sakura, feeling left out, grabbed Sasuke's arm and dragged him into the club. Naruto followed, amused.
Strobe lights hung from the ceiling, a bar laid across half of the room, and the rest was a dance floor. Classic club, including the mass of bodies mashing together to the beat of the music.
"Sasuke-kun," Sakura whined, "come dance with me!" Sasuke looked at the girl from the corner of his eye. He did not want to have any physical contact with the girl. "Maybe in a minute. Right now I want to get something to drink with Naruto." Sakura pouted as Sasuke dragged Naruto over to the bar.
"Two, please." Sasuke said. The bartender looked at them strangely, but got them their drinks. "Teme, I don't want to drink." Naruto refused. "Just do it," Sasuke said. Maybe, he thought, she'll look better the more drinks I have. Naruto and Sasuke had another drink. And another. And another. Soon they were both drunk out of their minds, and Sakura still didn't look any better. Naruto, however, did.
"Dobe, come with me." Sasuke slurred. Naruto made a noise that sounded like an objection, but followed the drunken Uchiha anyway. They stumbled out of the club, leaving the pink-haired ninja alone and bored. Tripping over nothing on the sidewalk, they came to a tattoo parlor. "Hey, dobe, you're my property." Sasuke mumbled. "Heh, whatever, teme." replied Naruto, still drunk.
"No, I mean it, and now we're going to get proof." Sasuke pulled the smaller boy into the parlor with him. "We need a tattoo-al-ifi-cation-thingy…." Sasuke yelled."Who are we tattooing?" Naruto asked him. Sasuke didn't reply. After a few minutes, a large man emerged from behind the front desk. "Who's getting a tattoo today?" he asked in a gruff voice.
"My bitch is, good sir." Sasuke mumbled, clinging to Naruto. "Oi! I ain't your bitch! You're my bitch!" Naruto glared at the other boy, as much as anyone drunk out of their mind could. Sasuke grinned drunkenly and shook his head. Naruto was his bitch, no arguing about that.
"Okay, blondie. Get on the table while I talk to your man about what you want tattooed." Naruto stumbled over to the tattooing chair and sat while Sasuke and the large man discussed what would be permanently placed on his skin, and where. Sasuke scribbled something down on a piece of paper as good as he could and handed it to the man. The man grinned and nodded his head. He walked over to Naruto and shoved him on his front. "Don't move if you want to live," he cautioned. Naruto, still drunk, obeyed the man. He relaxed and waited for the man to start. Suddenly, hands were on his pants zipper.
"What the hell are you doing?!" he demanded, not moving. "Lift your hips, dobe." Naruto complied and Sasuke pulled down his jeans and part of his boxers. He heard the man snap on some gloves. Sasuke held him down as he felt something wet touch his left… cheek.
"AH! WHAT THE HELL….!!!"
"You let a dude tattoo on my ass?! And it was YOUR idea?!" His memory was slowly returning, and Naruto was becoming even angrier.
"Yes, now will you let me continue?" Sasuke asked, looking bored. "I suppose so, but don't think I won't kick your ass after this."
I'm sorry it's late! I started it on Friday, but then I had to go somewhere! I worked really hard on making it longer, so please review!