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BreakHousesMuch: Um…what's with your name Esme?
GreyHair222: I don't know. I might have grey hair when I get old one day…not that I am old…I mean I am old in Vampire years but not human. I should have grey hair
JakeLovedMummy: No you shouldn't Aunt Esme
FoolishLamb18: I hate you right now Renessme
IllBe17Forever: You shouldn't hate anyone. Especially your only daughter which was an accident
FoolishLamb18: Renessme is NOT an accident. It was natural
IllBe17Forever: Emmett tell me why you told us not to use condoms?
BreakHousesMuch: Uh…I forget
FoolishLamb18: You forget! How could you forget! You're a vampire for crying out loud. And so am I.
IHaveForeseenSomething has gone away
TakeAChillPillDude: I think Alice might have foreseen something
BreakHousesMuch: Why do you say it like that?
TakeAChillPillDude: Because she is sitting right next to me and has her eyes closed. So she is looking into something
JakeLovedMummy: Of course she's looking into something. A glass. Duh!
BlondzHaveMoreFun: Her head is bowed Nessie. She is not looking into a glass.
IllBe17Forever: Oh Bella love I now know why you hate Renessme right now
JakeLovedMummy: Why does mummy hate me –sobs-
IllBe17Forever: Because of your user name. I demand you to delete your profile RIGHT NOW and put something else up. Nothing about Jacob or his smelly pack!
JakeLovedMummy: But it's true daddy. Jake loved mummy
FoolishLamb18: ONCE!
TakeAChillPillDude: What does my user name say?
BreakHousesMuch: Take a chill pill dude. WHY?
TakeAChillPillDude: Take one or I'll force it down your throat and make you smile
GreyHair222: Make us smile? Why are you going to take a picture or something like that?
TakeAChillPillDude: Something like that yeah. Now TAKE THEM!
-Jasper hands out the chill pills-
FoolishLamb18: This is just ridiculous
BreakHousesMuch: I know. And I haven't even done anything.
BlondzHaveMoreFun: Stop your winging Emmett. Why don't you go break down a house.
BreakHousesMuch: I would look more impressive if you did it baby
BlondzHaveMoreFun: I'm not super duper strong like you babe.
BreakHousesMuch: I can always bite you again
BlondzHaveMoreFun: No, no I've had enough pain for both my lives. I don't need more. Perhaps you could bite Nessie.
IllBe17Forever: Not under my dead body!
BreakHousesMuch: So I guess we'll have to kill you then?
FoolishLamb18: Not under my dead body
IHaveForeseenSomething is back from away
IHaveForeseenSomething: Renessme change your user name of I'll get Jacob to come over and rip you to shreds
GreyHair222: Not under my dead body will that happen! I haven't even got rid of the foul stink yet.
TakeAChillPillDude: I have gotten used to it.
JakeLovedMummy: Guy's I'll change my user name right now so I don't forget. Any suggestions?
BreakHousesMuch: Join the dark side we have Emmett
FoolishLamb18: NO!
BreakHousesMuch: Fine! You suggest something then
FoolishLamb18: Okay I will. I_love_you
BreakHousesMuch: BORING! How about: Cullens_rule11
JakeLovedMummy: Hey I like it!
JakeLovedMummy has deleted this account
FoolishLamb18: NO! It sucks!
BreakHousesMuch: She seems to like it
FoolishLamb18: Well I don't
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IllBe17Forever: Crap that was quick. I need to go hunting. Who wants to come with?
TakeAChillPillDude: I'll come.
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BlondzHaveMoreFun: My eyes are going Topaz so I need to eat
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BreakHousesMuch: So guess it's just us two.
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BreakHousesMuch: Far out Bella!
BreakHousesMuch: me, myself and I
BreakHousesMuch: Stuff it I'm going hunting too!
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Authors Note: Thanks for reading. Review please. I need reviews or I won't write anymore. I need 5 or I won't continue.