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Distress

"Jacob, I need you take me home. Now." I said as I walked back to the bonfire.

"What?! Why? We're just about to start." Jacob said, his face contorted into i guessed what he intended to be a pout. Wow, i thought, he really is pathetic.

l gasped inwardly, oh my god, l guess the Cullen's attitude towards the Wolves was really rubbing off on me in the wrong way.

But in a way they were right.

I mean besides the fact that they supposedly reek of wet dog, which l in fact do not smell. Well with the exception of Paul, he smells like ass, that hasn't been wiped in months. But the others smell decent enough, l wonder how they deal with Paul's bad B.O.

"Will you stop that?" someone thundered. I turned to see Paul growling at Embry. Why? I don't know but my previous question about Paul's bad B.O was answered.

The whole pack was literally sitting anywhere but near Paul.

It was like the opposing forces of two opposite charged magnets, every time the negative charged part of the magnet came near the positive, the positive always moved away, never coming into contact. That's how the pack treated Paul. It was sad.

No wonder Paul was angry all the time, the pack treated him like shit because-and Im sad to say the truth hurts but it is true-he smells like shit.

The Cullens were right, well mostly-ans lm shocked to say-Rosalie.

The Pack, and the Quiluetes in general, were all biased and prejudiced against the Cullens. They cannot accept the fact that their all and mighty Legends weren't exactly sacred and oh so true. That not all vampires are monsters like they make them out to be.

I mean, of course they would be reluctant to embrace the cold truth in the matter and completely disregard their precious over worshiped traditions, but that doesn't mean they have to be assholes about it.

They think of themselves as the good guys, the protectors, saints, but in truth the are not. They are actually worse than the vampires that are actually really evil, like Victoria or the Volturi.

And what about the whole Alpha thing were Sam has the power to tell you what to and not to do in your every waking minute of your life.

That isn't exactly called freedom. And the whole imprinting thing, what the fuck is that? I mean, the damn thing is based on genetics of all things! That's not True Love, that is built in arranged marriage in the flesh!

ugghh! shut up, brain. Enough with you, come down from rant heaven and get back to reality here! I screamed at myself in my head, quite insanely.

"Bella? Are you okay? You kinda spaced out ... You look kind of weird." Jacob said, causing me to snap back from my epiphany.

His thick bushy eyebrows were bunched up, nearly completely covering eyes. He looked hilarious.

" Thanks Jake, that's what every girl wants to hear." I said sarcastically.

"Your welcome." He replied with a smile.

Again A-S-S-H-O-L-E.

"Are you going to take me home or not?" I said, impatiently.

"That depends, am I gonna get a kiss?" He said proudly, as if i had already given him one.

"That depends on what type of kiss." And what gives you the kiss, l added mentally. lt could be a crowbar, a bat, a pan, my truck.

"We'll have to wait and see shall we." He said as he got up and walk towards his fucked up Rabbit that he takes so much pride in. I turned to look at Billy to see if he was going to do anything about his son's behavior.

Billy was looking away from me, but I could see the distinct grin on his face as if he was proud of his son's attitude towards me. As I looked at him the truth dawned on me once more.

I remembered something that my dad had told me once about Billy's fantasy about me marrying Jacob and them being related by marriage. Billy was actually encouraging Jacob to act this way.

I felt anger burn up my spine. That fucking dick! I screamed in my head as l stomped towards the damned Rabbit.

We were half way there when Jacob decided to do the most idiotic thing ever.

I was looking out the rusty Rabbits window when l felt his hand creep up my thigh.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME!" I bellowed. How dare he touch me? He has not fucking right, no fucking right to touch me that way!

"You know you like it, baby." He smirked, trying to act sexy and undoubtedly failing miserably.

His pathetic response make me go into hysterics instead of the immense anger I had expected.

"Yeah, in your dreams,pal. It's not like you stood a chance against Edward anyway."

"Really, then why Im smelling lust coming off you." He cornered.

" Because you got me thinking of Edward now you idiot." I replied with ease and absolute truth.

He was silent.

Ha, that shuted him up.

"Well at least Edward wouldn't be able to put up a fight since he is completely drunk after two beers. What a pussy!" He chuckled after a minute's silence.

" For your information, it wasn't beer, it was bloodwine, which isn't wine at all. It is a cocktail of whiskey, vodka, Everclear, absinthe, gin, rum and animal blood. And besides, Edward can drink seven, Emmett decided to add who-knows-what to the drink, to make it even stronger." God I hope he couldn't see through my bluff.

He gawked at me.

"Still he still wouldn't be able to fight me." He persisted.

OMFG!

"And besides, you like it. You can't get enough of me, that's why you keep coming back."

"Really that's what you think? You must be really ignorant to think that Jacob."

"I don't think, I know."

." Then you NOW, that l will never ever love you and that I will always love Edward. Then you KNOW that you will never ever completely have me even if there was as off chance that l would have chosen you. You would always be bound to your imprintee," I said as he pulled up in front of my house, l got out of the car and continued through the car window," and you know what? I actually feel bad for that unlucky girl, whomever she may be, because you won't actually love her either,and not because of the genetic compatibility involved with the imprint but because she would be stuck with and ignorant, selfish, pathetic, immature guy like you."

And with that I spin on my heels and slauntered towards my house. But before I opened the door, I turned to say on last thing.

"Oh and don't call me, l won't be here to answer, I going to get my fiancee."

I went into the house without giving him a second glance.

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