I don't own the show "The Deadliest Warrior" or any of the characters fighting in it.

Narrator: Jason Voorhees; The mass murder who's motive or killing is driven by the actions of his victims.

(The screen shows a man wearing ragged clothes and a hockey mask, killing teenagers.)

Narrator: Leatherface; The cannibalistic muder of Texas.

(The screen then shows a man wearing ragged clothes and a mask made of human skin, wielding a chainsaw.)

Narrator: WHO...IS...DEADLIEST? To find out, our world-class fighters are testing both warrior's most leathal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two go toe-to-toe. No rules, no safety, no mercey: It's a duel to the death, all to see just who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

We enter the fight club once again.

Narrator: Here at the fight club, the host has brought experts on the two most deadly movie villains, all to see who would win between...Jason Voorhees

Jason's Stats:

First appearance: Friday the 13th (1980)

Home: Crystal Lake

Played by: Richard Brooker

Trademark: Hockey Mask

Narrator: And Leatherface.

Leatherface's Stats:

First appearance: Texas Chainsaw Massacure

Home: Texas

Played by: Gunner Hansen

Trademark: Leather Mask; Chainsaw

Narrator: Both teams are confident of their villains success.

Team Jason will be represented by brother and sister, Whitney and Clay Miller.

"When Jason kidnapped me, I learned how dangerous he realy is." Whitney said, still truamitized by what happened that night.

"That Leatherface guy won't know what hit him!" Clay said, agreeing with his sister.

Team Leatherface will be represented by Michelle and Benny. (AN: I couldn't find their last names.)

"Jason's scary, but he won't last ten seconds against Leatherface." Michelle said.

"We've seen what this guy can do, let me tell ya, not pretty!" Benny said.

Narrator: Both teams brought the two villain's most deadly weapons.

Jason's weapons:

Long range- Harpoon

Mid range- Throwing Knife

Close range- Axe

Special weapons- Machette

Leatherface's weapons:

Long range- Throwing Meathook

Mid range- Butcher Knife

Close range- Sledgehammer

Special weapon- Chainsaw

Narrator: First is long range. Team Jason bring to the fight...The Harpoon; death at a distance.

Whitney aims a harpoon at a dummy made to look like Leatherface. She throws the harpoon which impales the dummy right through the heart and out the back.

Narrator: Team Leatherface are impressed, but answer back with...The Throwing Meathook.

Michelle aims at a carcass and throws the meathook. The meathook stabs into the flesh, causing internal damage.

Narrator: The meathook could cause a lot of damage, but the harpoon is more aerodynamic, making it more lethal from a distance.

Edge: Jason

Narrator: In mid range testing, both teams bring knives to the fight...Jason's Throwing Knife and Leatherface's Butcher Knife.

Clay aims at a gel torso with the throwing knife. The first attempt, he misses. On his second try, he manages to hit it into the throat. Benny takes aim at another gel torso with the butcher knife. He throws the knife and impales it right in between the eyes.

Narrator: The throwing knife has verious options, but it's accurecy is not all great. The butcher knife can cause a great amount of trauma if it hits the target, giving it the edge.

Edge: Leatherface

Narrator: For close range, Team Jason brings...The Axe; Once used for chopping wood, now used for chopping flesh.

Whitney steps up to a carcass with the axe and swings. When she does, the axe slices the carcass clean in two.

Narrator: Team Leatherface are not impressed as the answer back with...The Sledgehammer; A weapon of mass destruction.

Michelle steps up to a skull with the sledgehammer in hand. She swings the hammer and crushes the skull in a single blow.

Narrator: The sledgehammer is almost like a portable wrecking-ball, but the axe can cause far more damage in a less amout of time.

Edge: Jason

Narrator: Finally, it's time for special weapons as both teams bring the two's most favorite weapons...The Machette and the Chainsaw.

Clay comes up to a gel torso and begins hacking away at it. He strikes the throat, the head, and the chest. He swings it again, and neary beheaded the gel torso. Benny steps up to a carcass and powers up the chainsaw. As he approaches the carcass, the chainsaw cuts through the carcass' fleash and bone.

Narrator: The machette is perfect for hacking a vicitm to death, but the chainsaw caused even more massive truama.

Edge: Leatherface

Narrator: Testing is now complete, it's time to see who is more superior. The data from the tests will be uploaded into a battle simulation, developed by Slitherine Studios. To keep this showdown from being won by a single lucky blow, the simulation will be ran 1000 times. Who will win? Silent Killer Vs Murdering Cannibal...Killer For Mother Vs Killer For Family...Near Immortal Vs Human...

(The screen shows Jason sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim, then Leatherface eating his. Next, the screen shows Jason hearing his mother's voice telling him to kill for her, then Leatherface bringing the dead victim home. Finally, the screen shows Jason using superhuman strength, then Leatherface doing his killing with his chainsaw.)

Narrator: WHO...IS...DEADLIEST?

Simulation:

At Crystal Lake, the sound of partying teenagers gets the attention of Jason as he emerges from his watery home. He heads to dry land and prepares for the kill. Nearby, Leatherface also hears the noise as he comes forward. However, his mission is stopped short as he and Jason spot one another. Leatherface takes out his throwing meathook at throws it at Jason, who got out of the way in time. Jason pulls out his throwing knife and throws it at his opponent. The knife misses as Leatherface throws his butcher knife.

That knife hits Jason in the leg, just above his knee. Jason pulls it out, and stares at Leatherface. Seeing what he's up against, Jason retreat to a nearby boathouse, with Leatherface in presuit. When he gets to the boathouse, Leatherface opens the door and pulls out another butcher knife, looking around for his opponent. Jason, up in the rafters, was aiming his harpoon at Leatherface. He throws it, and it impales Leatherface's foot, making him scream in pain.

Leatherface pulls the harpoon out and looks up to see Jason jumping from the rafters with his axe. Leatherface pulls out his sledgehammer at the same time. Leatherface swings his sledgehammer and breaks Jason's leg, the latter having sliced the former's arm. As Leatherface looks at his arm, Jason retreats to the back of the boathouse. Having had enough of this, Leatherface drops his sledgehammer and picks up a nearby chainsaw, starting it up as he follows his enemy.

Jason, hearing the chainsaw and Leatherface's footsteps, pulls out his machette and waits behind a crate. Leatherface enters the back and looks for Jason. Then, Jason jumps from behind the crate, puts a chokehold on Leatherface, and slices the latter's throat. Watching his enemy fall, and the chainsaw still moving, Jason goes back to what he entended on doing before the battle.

Winner: Jason Voorhees

Narrator: In the 1000 battles, Jason won with 545-kills, whereas Leatherface was able to obtain 455-kills.

Jason's kills: 545

Harpoon- 215

Throwing Knife- 71

Axe- 200

Machette- 59

Leatherface's kills: 455

Throwing Meathook- 9

Butcher Knife- 96

Sledgehammer- 150

Chainsaw- 200

At the fight club, the teams discuss what happened.

"I knew that Jason would win this fight, being that he can never die." Whiteny said.

"I just pray that Jason dosen't come around near Texas." Benny said with a worried look.

(The screen then shows Jason heading torwards the teenagers with his machette in hand.)