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Chapter 2: Soft & Wet Part 1
"My name is...Who am I? I don't know...? Where am I?"
The boy looked around the room and saw a couple of medical objects up top of the counter.
"I don't know what those are."
The boy turned to stare at the window and saw a man walking past the window.
"That man had a dirty hat and a dirty beard, is he homeless? Am I homeless? Will I ever be homeless?"
"But the most important question is, where did I come from? Crap, I can't remember that either; can I not remember anything!"
The boy started to get frustrated until he looked out the window again and saw a bird relaxing up top of a sign.
"Oh wait, I know what that thing is; it's a European Herring Gull, it looks like it is 57.1cm and a female."
Suddenly Sally opened the entrance door with a basket in her hand.
"And that's Sally Syrup, she is 132.5cm. That's a girl's name...Sally."
Sally walked in but she was confused because she couldn't find the boy anywhere in the room. Sally looked around a little until she realized that there is a little lump on the bed; she got a closer look until a hand grabbed her ankle under the mattress.
Sally: Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Sally fell to the ground dropping the basket full of candy, making it scatter all over the ground. The boy popped his head out the mattress, smiling at Sally.
Sally: What the hell is wrong with you! You scared me half to death!
?: All I wanted to say was Hi.
Sally sighed and got up from the floor.
Sally: Why are you under the mattress?
?: Am I not supposed to sleep under here? It feels more comfortable than sleeping on top of the bed.
Sally was speechless from what the boy said
Sally: Well...I guess.
The boy noticed the candy and the basket.
?: What's that on the floor?
Sally: Oh, that was supposed to be your gift until you scarred me.
The boy slithered off the mattress and picked up a mint candy. The boy sniffed the candy than put it in his mouth and started chewing; the boy stopped chewing and his eyes turned into mint candies and making the top of his hat twirl in excitement.
?: WOWIE~! WHAT IS THIS! THIS IS SO DAMN GOOD~!
Sally: It's candy, you've never had candy before? Stormalong is known for it.
?: I've never heard of it but I'm so happy that I do now!
The boy continued eating the candy off the floor; Sally sat down on the bed to get comfortable and asked the boy some questions.
Sally: So, where are you from? Do you come from a family full of sailors?
The boy stopped eating the candy and got up from the floor.
?: I don't remember anything. I know how to read, count, I can tie my shoes, I know the difference between my right and left. I know about Ferdinand Magellan, Marco Polo, and other famous explorers. But I don't know anything about myself; What my name is, what my favorite color, what my family is like.
Sally: How far can you remember? like, what was your last memory?
?: The last thing I remember is...
The boy turned to look at Sally in the eyes and walked up to her too hug her.
?: You. Sally Syrup...Height: 132.5 centimeters.
The boy hugged Sally tighter like he was hugging his own mother.
?: I don't know anyone else in this world except for you
Sally: I'm...glad that I've made you happy...but...you are...squeezing me a little too hard.
The boy quickly let go of Sally making her cough and catch her breath.
?: Sorry, I didn't know I was hugging you that tight.
Sally: No, it's fine.
After Sally got herself together, she remembered something
Sally: Hey, did you have that hat the whole time?
The boy than looked up to his hat.
?: Huh, now that you've mentioned it, I have been wearing this hat the whole time.
Sally: I think I know the shop maker; may I see it really quick?
The boy took off his hat and gave it to Sally; Sally than turned the hat to see the tag that says "Lolly Hat-Shop".
Sally: I knew it! I know the shop keeper who sold this hat to you, he's not that far from here so we could visit him.
?: Its strange because I don't remember buying this hat from him.
Sally: Well he might remember selling it to you, let's go.
The boy quickly stopped Sally.
?: Wait, the bald man told me to stay here until he's done with a haircut.
Sally: Well he's not here right now is he? Let's go before he gets back.
The boy was a little hesitant.
?: I don't know Sally; I think we should ju-
Sally: I will give you more candy~.
?: OKAY!
Sally grabbed the boy in the hand and lead him outside; Sally and the boy travelled around the town and made it to the Hat Shop.
Sally: Well, here we are. Do you recognize any of the town around here?
The boy looked around seeing shops and small buildings.
?: No, I don't recognize this place.
Sally and the boy walked inside the hat shop and the shopkeeper instantly recognized the customer.
?: Oh Sally, what a surprise to see you.
Sally: Hi Mr. Poopdeck
Lolly: So, what can I help you with?
Sally: I was wondering if you remember selling this hat to this guy, if not then it's fine.
Lolly took a closer look at the hat and the boy.
Lolly: Oh yeah, I remember.
Sally and the boy spoke at the same time.
"You do!"
Lolly: Yeah, you bought it three days ago sir.
Sally and the boy stood there in silent until the boy broke it.
?: Me!
The boy climbed up the desk to get closer to Lolly.
?: Just now you said I bought this hat three days ago, are you sure it was me?
Lolly: Yeah, I knew you looked familiar but something's seems different though.
Sally: It doesn't matter, did he give you his name and address when he bought it?
Lolly shrugged his shoulders and answered Sally's question with a smile.
Lolly: Why yes, he did; he filled in a form to claim the hat, give me a second.
Lolly went under the desk and grabbed a large book and a reading glasses.
Lolly: Let's see here.
Lolly flipped over the pages and spotted the name.
Lolly: Ha-ha, found it.
Sally: Well, what does it say?
Lolly: It says that his name is Salmon Ciara.
Sally and the boy fell in silence for a moment.
Sally: Salmon...
?: Ciara...?
"Just now, this man just said my name; is that really my name?"
Sally: Salmon Ciara...we did it.
Sally ran towards the boy and grabbing both of his hands.
Sally: We did it! We finally found your name! And it looks like you are a citizen of this town, do you remember anything yet?
The boy turned around to look out the window.
?: Hmm, nope nothing.
Sally quickly grabbed the book from Lolly and constantly flipping the pages.
Lolly: Hey uh Sally, you shouldn't look at that, there is a lot of personal information in there.
Sally: Sorry Mr. Poopdeck but I'm trying to see if his address is in here.
Sally stopped flipping the pages and found the address under 'Salmon Ciara'.
Sally: Yes! I found it!
The boy quickly ran to Sally.
?: Really? What is it?
Sally: It's building 258-208. Perfect! Thanks for your help Mr. Poopdeck!
Sally and the boy quickly left out the entrance door.
Lolly: You're welcome...tell your father I said hi.
After a short walk, Sally and the boy made it outside the building.
Sally: Well, this is the building, does it look familiar to you?
The boy shook his head.
?: No, I haven't seen this place before.
Sally and the boy walked inside the building and was amazed how large the hallway is.
Sally: Wow, this place is huge; wait here I'll go check which apartment room you live in.
Sally walked away while the boy is standing at the same spot and started thinking to himself.
"This is...a house...this is my home...I walked the path in front of the building."
The boy than looked at the stairs.
"I went up those stairs, and down them to do whatever hobby I do."
Sally: Hey Salmon.
The boy snapped back into reality.
?: Huh...
Sally: Hey, I thought of a nickname just in case we didn't figure out your real name.
?: Well I don't think I need that nickname anymore since we've already figured it out.
Sally: Yeah, it's Salmon Caira, but that name doesn't seem to fit you so I've thought of a name Flapjack.
?: Flapjack?
Sally: Yeah, you kind of remind me of a dog I used to have when I was little and I named him Flapjack.
The boy was even more confused than ever.
?: A... dog?
Sally: Oh, and also I found your apartment number; it's room 204.
?: Room 204...
The boy turned to his left and pointed to that direction.
?: It's 10 meters and 22 centimeters from the entrance of the building, but it's probably locked, there might be a manager somewhere.
After the boy was finished, he turned back to Sally but she disappeared to the front door of Room 204.
?: Sally what are you doing? The door is locked.
Sally: I know that, do you think your family is inside?
?: I don't feel any presence in their so I doubt it.
Sally: I thought so, can you help lift me up really quick?
The boy's face suddenly turned red.
?: B-B-But, you're wearing a skirt.
Sally: Well I trust you enough to not peek, so stop being a baby and help me.
The boy crouched down to help Sally lift her up to check the top of the door.
?: This is ridiculous Sally, who would be stupid enough to-
Before the boy could finish his sentence, Sally found something.
Sally: I found the key!
?: WHAT!
From the shock, the boy collapsed making Sally and him fall to the ground.
Sally: Jeez, nice balancing skills.
The boy sighed.
?: Let's just unlock the door.
Both Sally and the boy got up from the floor and unlocked door to open it.
Sally and the boy walked inside seeing a small apartment with a small kitchen, sailor outfits near the door, and a picture frame of a blue sperm whale above the couch. Sally grabbed one of the clothing from the rack and compared it with the boy's body.
Sally: Well, that settles it, the clothes fits you perfectly same with the shoes. We should have our parent's repo-
Before Sally could finish her sentence, they heard a noise coming from another room.
Sally: What was that?
?: Is someone here?
To Be Continued