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Ok, umm...disclaimer? so ppl don't sure me?

I don't own Black Cat, Creed, etc. blablabla, even though I wish I did!!

It was time for the apostles to see how well their new skills worked. They were going to war.
Train, Sven, and a bunch of sweepers (never mind chronos) were going to attack Clarken Island. That was quite a lot of people, but Creed wasn't worried. In fact, out of all the people attacking, he only cared about one person.

Train, his one true love, once-friend, and now enemies.
Only creed had fallen in love with Train. Oh, he remembered the sleepless nights, tossing around in his massive double bed (which seemed too big for just one person) wishing that as if by magic Train would suddenly appear in his room, and climb into bed. Then they would -BEEP- and then creed would -BEEP- as Train -BEEP- and finally they would -BEEP- as Creed -BEEP- and Train would enjoy it so much he would -BEEP-. Creed got pleasurable feelings just thinking about it. He had planned it down to every last detail, but Train never did come in. Finally, after Train disappeared, Creed wrote it all down and kept the plan in a special box he kept for memories just about Train.

Creed still had that plan, and he was going to use it if he ever captured the feisty cat.

"Ummmmm, Creed? Are you...ok? I thought Tao stopped people from getting rabies."
Creed turned to see echidna at his side. He hadn't realized that he had been drooling, lost in his perverted thoughts. Echidna was gently wiping up the spit with a soft washcloth.

Actually, now that Creed thought about it, he realized that Echidna had been acting strangely. Like that time where she was crying and then he found Charden standing in the kitchen holding a pot of smoking tea...and there was that time he had found Echidna trying on men's clothes and almost cutting her hair...and now this.

Suddenly it hit Creed.

"Echidna..." he swiveled to face the actress, now done wiping and standing behind him awaiting orders - "Echidna...you know who I'm really waiting for, right?"

Echidna shivered. Had Creed guessed something about her crush on him? "Yes...Creed. I know."

Echidna rushed out of the tower, to find Creed moaning in agony, his face a deadly white pallor. Echidna screamed and almost fainted (which would have been the proper thing to do, since she was an actress), but held together. She knew that Creed was counting on her. Glancing at Train, who had lowered Hades and now stood looking at Creed, echidna practically leapt onto Creed and collapsed sobbing. She lifted her face to Train, who stood there. "Please...don't kill him." she implored.
"No." replied train after a pause. "That's not the way sweepers do things. With that, he walked away, Sven and eve hobbling behind him. Echidna, with a great, unladylike grunt, helped up Creed and headed back to the tower.

Author's note: Yes, Creed is a gay pervert. Lol. Please review.