REWROTE this one too… actually I'm going to be rewriting all of the chapters since I finally have time hehehehehe. Okay, here's the deal. The rookie nine are now 15 to 16 and Kakashi is his normal age along with the other Jonin.
Also I combined The Darkness Has Taken Over and Finding a Job! Chapters to make it longer!
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! Only Akemi, Suzu and Moriko!
Warning: Language and Akemi attempting to be Smexi.
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The Darkness Needs A Job
Akemi, Moriko and Suzu were screaming there lungs out… for a couple of minutes till boredom consumed them. The Vortex of terror seemed never ending.
Akemi started to act like a backseat driver, "Are we THERE yet!?"
Suzu frowned and glared, "You mean to our doom? Death!?"
Akemi was quiet after that while Moriko began to think, "Nope… Wait… maybe?"
"…"
Suzu sighed, She can't believe how long she's been putting up with these two.
Moriko tried to start a conversation, "Does anyone know any good jokes?"
A sweat drop formed on Akemi's head.
Suzu smiled, "Okay, Why did the blonde that worked in the M&M factory throw away all the M&M's?"
"You already told that to us…" Akemi pointed out.
"Darn…" said Suzu quietly.
Moriko spun in a circle, "Hey look what I can do!"
"SO! I can do that too!" Spun Akemi.
A vain popped out of Moriko's head, "Tsk. Well I bet I can fall to our doom faster then you!"
Akemi gave her a look, "Well YOU ARE ON!"
Moriko and Akemi started putting more weight on themselves to make them fall faster, Suzu was sitting Indian style and shook her head at the scene.
She sighed, "The stupidity I have to deal with these days…"
Suddenly another portal opened up.
Akemi waved her hands around, "NOT AGAIN!"
Moriko did the number one sign, "HA! I win! AHHH."
Suzu rolled her eyes, "Stupid-"
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Akemi, Moriko and Suzu were unconscious in the forest, somehow they landed on there heads… Thank god. Akemi's eyes slowly opened reveling her brown orbs. Once she found out she was on land she jumped up and yelled at the others.
"HEY! Get your lazy asses up!"
Suzu jumped up and got ready to hit Akemi but she quickly blocked it with her hand.
Akemi put on a smile, "Er… Not a waking up person?"
"Sorry… Reflexes… Even my maid had to give me an alarm since she didn't like waking me up."
Moriko who was still sleeping mumbled, "Five more minutes…."
Suzu kicked at her side slightly causing Moriko to say owie. Moriko's green eyes glared at Suzu, she finally stood on her feet fully
"God, you didn't have to freakin' kick me!" barked Moriko
Suzu glared at her back, "Maybe you should have-" but she was interrupted.
A mysterious voice came out of the bushes, "You three don't' look like you're from around here."
They quickly grabbed onto each other. Out stepped a tall guy with silver hair that was held up by a headband with the leaf symbol on it. He was wearing a green vest under a dark blue shirt and same colored pants. On the other side of his shirt where little red swirls. He was wearing his headband over one of his eyes making his hair spike in one direction. He seemed in his mid twenties.
Akemi stared for a moment, He looks really familiar… Where did I see him from?
Her eyes wide, she jumped back and pointed at the guy. He looked at her confused.
Akemi squealed like some crazy fan girl, "YOU'RE HATAKE KAKASHI!! OMG!"
Moriko suddenly became interested, "Wait… Word?"
Suzu looked confused for a moment, "Are you serious?"
"YES IT IS!"
Kakashi appeared in front of Akemi and his face was so close to hers she could feel his hot breath through his mask. She turned slightly red and took a step back.
Kakashi also took a step forward, "How do you know who I am?" He asked suspiciously.
Akemi felt like hitting herself, "Er…" An idea suddenly popped in her head, "Well, you're are one of the top ninja around how could I not know you! I mean I heard about THE Hatake Kakashi, THE copy ninja of a thousand Jutus's and so on!" She lied… Well sort of.
She flashed an innocent smile while the others nodded agreeing. Kakashi put his hand on his chin and looked back down at her with half of his eye open.
Kakashi finally accepted it, "I guess you're right about that… But anyhow, who are you three and what are you doing on Konoha training grounds? You don't look like you're from around here…"
Moriko blurted out something random, "We travel… We don't really have a home…" The others nodded.
"Oh…I see…"
"But we like Konoha! We might stay here right?" Suzu said looking at the others.
"Okay okay, I'll be going now.. I have to meet my team and-"
"WAIT!" Akemi realized something, "We don't know the way back…"
A sweat drop formed on Kakashi's head, "I guess you guys could follow me…"
"By the way, I'm Kasumi Moriko, you can call me Moriko-chan if you want! The tall dorky one is Takaru Suzu and the weirdo is Tsukiko Akemi."
"Hey," they both said.
"Well you apparently know my name so let's go." He began to walk away.
"Yeah!" and they began to follow after him.
"Well, I think I'm dreaming… or I'm crazy," said Akemi
Suzu put her hands on her sides, "But then we're having the same dream… So I vote crazy."
Moriko pointed out, "Well, you can't hurt in your dream right? Then why the hell is my head hurting?"
Suzu rubbed her head, "Now that you're talking about it… Mine does too."
Kakashi chuckled, "I wouldn't be surprised if all three of you fell on your heads."
They all gave him a glare.
"We'd better find a way home," Suzu said quietly and the others nodded.
"Do you guys need to see the Hokage?"
"Oh, yes we do…" Akemi nodded.
"Well, I might as well take you guys there too hu?"
Akemi smiled, "That would be nice, thank you!"
Kakashi coughed and turned the other way, "Yeah, sure…"
And with that he stuck his nose into his perverted book, 'Make Out Paradise', and they began to make there way towards the Hokage tower passing by many people and markets. Not long they began to see the Hokage Monument into view and then suddenly a pain went through Akemi's head. She groaned quietly and fell to her knees holding her head.
What the hells wrong with me!?
Let me take over Akemi… I'll make the pain stop..
Ooohh… Okay, how do I do that?
Just rest and everything will be okay…
Moriko was at her side, "Akemi! Are you okay?! Akemi!"
Suzu started to shake Moriko, "What happened to her!?"
Kakashi, who was the only calm one said, "Shhh Give her some space… Akemi, are you okay." He kneeled down and placed a hand on her shoulder.
She groaned a little while holding her head and then suddenly stopped, She slowly turned towards her to reveal her bright brownish red eyes, she stared him in the eye and smiled a little.
Weird, A little while ago it seemed like her eyes were filled with loneliness and kindness but now… Now I can barely find anything… Strange. Thought Kakashi.
Why is he looking at me like that…
"Ahh…" 'Akemi' got up quickly and brushed off the dirt, "I just got a headache, it might have been when I fell…"
"Are you sure you're okay Akemi?" asked Moriko who was even more concerned, "I mean we all fell at the same time and well… Yeah."
Akemi blinked a few times.
"Akemi?"
Oh yeah! That's me.
"Of course I'm okay, I guess I must have fell harder then the rest of you hahah, don't worry."
Suzu squinted her eyes, "Well you have been gaining some weight…"
Akemi's eye twitched, "Well let's all shut the hell up already and get going!" and with that she stormed off.
"What happened to her?" asked Suzu.
Moriko shrugged, "She must have really fell on her head…"
Suzu nodded. They finally noticed that Kakashi and Akemi were already far a head.
"Hey! Wait for us!"
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They arrived to the Hokage building and he provided them with one apartment with three rooms, they had to find jobs in order to keep the apartment and he gave them a month to find one. Kakashi was about to leave till the REAL Akemi, who finally felt better enough to take over but had some resistance… They had to have a few games of rock-paper-scissors, asked if he could meet his team. With some careful arguing and threatening he finally agreed.
They arrived to a little ramen shop, Akemi noticed the blonde haired boy that was practically drowning in Ramen, Naruto! The other has pink hair that seemed to be getting a date with the dark haired one. He seemed annoyed and would rather be in another world. Wow, Team 7 in the flesh!
Wow you really know a lot about this hu?
I just love the manga…
Right.
They finally noticed Kakashi, Sakura and Naruto pointed at him saying, "YOU'RE LATE!"
"Well I was coming back from a private mission and I found three girls on my way home and we-"explained Kakashi.
"WHOA! We don't want to know what you did with three girls you pervert!" yelled Sakura.
Akemi, Moriko and Suzu almost fell at that comment.
"WAIT! Nothing happened between us and Kakashi okay! He kindly took us to the Hokage tower." Suzu explained, thought she did wish something happened…
"Wow, a story that's actually true! Hi, I'm Nar-"
"EEk It's Naruto Uzumaki!" Squeaked Akemi.
Naruto blinked a couple times, "You know me?"
Kakashi looked at her suspious again while Suzu and Moriko shook there heads at her.
"Ah, I hear a lot about your team and stuff… You know with Zabuza in the mist you know…I think you're awesome!" Akemi explained with quick thinking.
"Oh, of course! I mean, I am Naruto Uzumaki, Future Hokage!"
"Oh shut up Naruto!" Sakura said whacking him in the back of the head.
Moriko yelled out of no where, "Abuse!"
A sweat drop formed on Sakura's head.
Sasuke quietly insulted Naruto, "Baka…"
"TEME!"
Akemi shook her head, "What a pleasant team you have here Kakashi…" she said half jokingly.
Kakashi sighed, "I know… At least you don't have to hang around them ALL day…"
"What's that suppose to mean?" asked Sakura."That means your hair is to bright." added Suzu.
"WHY YOU! YOU…"
"Yes..?"
"You… UGH I don't even know you and I already don't like you!"
"Hehehe," Suzu smirked.
While Naruto and Sasuke were fighting Akemi stepped in-between them, "I'm Tsukiko Akemi nice to meet you all."
Moriko joined in, "I'm Kasumi Moriko!"
Suzu, who was gazing at Sasuke ever so, snapped out of it, "And I'm Takaru Suzu" and with that she winked at Sasuke who just glared.
"The one that was just arguing with Naruto is Uchiha Sasuke and the one YOU where arguing with is Haruno Sakura.." pointed out Kakashi.
"Kakashi, do we have any sort of mission?" Sasuke asked trying to find a way out of this crazy group.
"Oh, we have a few D ranked missions that's all."
"Good let's go," he said before getting up.
"Aww, why cant we get cool missions?" complained Naruto, "Bye Akemi-chan, Moriko-chan, and Suzu-chan!"
"Bye Naruto!" they said at the same time.
"Later pinky!" Suzu yelled tainting Sakura who stuck her tounge out.
While they went on there way Akemi noticed something on the ground that was orange, she picked it up to find out it was Make Out Paradise, "WOW! Kakashi's perverted book!"
Moriko gasped and took a look at it, "We should read it…"
"… Maybe when we get home.."
"Then what are we waiting for!?"
The two ran off while Suzu began shaking her head, she turned to the man who made the ramen, "Tell Kakashi the two girls that just ran off have her book please." he nodded and Suzu followed after them.
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They entered there apartment and after a game of rock-paper-scissors it was decided that Suzu got the biggest room with the biggest bed while the others had the leftovers.. Akemi and Moriko began reading Make Out Paradise.
"This isn't that ba-" but as soon as Akemi was about to finish that sentence both her and Moriko's face turned red. "Omfg," they said at the same time. Suddenly there heads turned side ways at the same time then it turned the other way. An amused Suzu just watched there expressions change from weirded out to embarrassment and then to laughter. She was suddenly curious about it but then she remembered what kind of book it was, I'm not going to go that low..
Suddenly a loud knocking was at the door and the two girls waved at Suzu to open it. She sighed and went to the door. She opened it to find a roughly breathing Kakashi who looked like he ran all the way here.
"Ah… Hello Kakashi, how can I help you?"
"T-the book where is it?" boy did he sound desperate.
"Oh, Akemi and Moriko has it, come on in!" she said stepping aside.
He zoomed past her and stood behind the two. They were sitting on the couch but was interrupted by the one they call Copy Ninja, "I think you have something of mine…" The two jumped at the sound of his voice.
"Oh, it's just Kakashi…" and they keep reading.
He coughed to get there attention again, "Okay hand it over, you two aren't old enough to read this."
"Excuse me, I'd like you to know I'm almost 16!" pointed out Akemi.
"And I AM 16!" said Moriko proudly.
"Well I'm 26 which beats both of you." and with that he took the book.
Both of there eyes widen as they watched it get taken out of their hands. Moriko looked over at Akemi and whispered, "Use your smexiness to convince him to let us keep it for the night."
"My what?"
"Just use your body! Go!" Moriko pushed her off the couch."You sound like you want me to do… That…"
"Not THAT I mean just convince him to give us the book," She whispered.
Akemi gasped onto Kakashi's vest before he walked away, he sighed and looked back. "What is it?"
"Can we keep it till tomorrow? We'll give it back! I promise."
"No."
"Please?" asked Moriko.
"Not going to happen."
"With Sugar on top?" Asked Akemi.
"No….."
"Okay this is not working, Plan B, Akemi do it.." Moriko gave Akemi an intense stare.
Akemi blushed, "Never…"
Moriko pushed Akemi closer to Kakashi. She glared at Moriko before standing up close and then fixed her cloths. She stood closer then comfort to Kakashi and gave him a certain look that made him feel uncomfortable in a good way. She looked shyly while holding her hand close to her chin. Her unbelievable cute sexiness was killing him. His eyes wondered down and he began to notice that she had a full body, like a women's more then a teens. I need to get out of here! I need to clear my head I mean she's like 15.
"Kakashi…" Oh god, please don't say my name like that.
A shy smirk formed on her face making him turn a little red slightly, her voice softened,
"You would let me borrow your book for one night right? Oh please!"
Kakashi needed to leave at once, "Sure, whatever here! I'll be back tomorrow morning." He handed the book over. Akemi smiled and gave him a huge hug surprising him.
"Thank you! We will!"
He slipped away and said his goodbyes before leaving. When he arrived home he sighed. That night he couldn't' sleep.
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The next morning Suzu was up before the other's. They were up all night and they finished the whole book! Moriko some how made it to her own room while Akemi was clinging to the book in her bed. Suzu then heard a knock on the door.
"Hum, I wonder who that would be…"
She walked across the living room and to the door way, she opened the door to find a very tired looking silver haired Jonin on the other side. He had dark circles under his eyes and he looked like he didn't get any sleep at all.
"Oh, Kakashi! Come on in!"
"Sure, where are the other two… More importantly where's the book?"
"They're still sleeping, they stayed up all night reading the whole book…"
Kakashi got a little impatient and Suzu pointed out Akemi's room. He went in quietly and noticed Akemi's sleeping body. Her blanket only covered half of her body while in one hand was a stuffed teddy bear and in the other was his book. She looked relaxed and let out a deep breath before moving into a more comfy position only to cover his book more. He narrowed his eyes, this was going to be hard not to wake her up. Instead of just simply waking her up he decided to just try to take it. She just looked so peaceful sleeping. He leaned over and reached for the book, he took hold of it for second but then the unstoppable happened.
Akemi's eyes slowly opened and she met eyes (or eye) with Kakashi… Who was hovering over her. She blinked a few times before it finally hit her brain. She turned red, she punched him in the face while he quickly took the book. He was knocked out of the room and a pillow flew towards his face as tried to get up. He fell back again and quickly got up. Kakashi Hatake, the copy eye ninja just got knocked down by Akemi Tsukiko, a supposed ordinary girl with one hell of a punch. Akemi stood at the door way giving him a hard glare,
"You… YOU PERVERT!" then she slammed the door.
With that Kakashi ran out as fast as he could go, meanwhile Suzu watched the whole thing from the kitchen and tried not to laugh, "later Kakashi hahaha."
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Soon after the Incident with Kakashi the three where walking around the village.
"But… I don't want to work," whined Akemi.
"Do you want us to get kicked out?!" yelled Suzu.
"Maybe if you do I won't mind!"
Moriko sighed, "Let's just find a job already or we'll all get kicked out and get eaten by some wild animal or something jeez."
Suzu and Akemi glared at one another before walking in opposite directions. Moriko shook her head and walked down the middle. Soon Moriko got a job at a Ramen Stand and started rubbing it into the other two's faces.
"Alright! I got a job before you two! HA!"
"…"
"Well, I bet I can get a job before you Akemi!" Yelled Suzu.
"Yeah right."
"I am right!"
Are you guys always like this?
Well, yeah….
I think it's cute.
Who the hell was that?!
I'm just another part of you, like Dark but I'm Light.
But not as cool as me…
Not another one…
What's That suppose to mean!?
Oh Nothing…
"Akemi!" said Suzu shaking Akemi.
"Hu? What?" Akemi asked finally back to earth.
"We thought you were in la la land for a moment…"
Akemi mumbled, "Might as well be."
"Yeah, Whatever, So Akemi! You go that why and I got the other way and we'll see who get's a job first!"
"Why try? You know you're going to lose anyways!" Akemi taunted.
"Why you-"
"Hey girls! What are you up to?" asked the blonde ninja walking towards them.
Moriko and Akemi smiled and said hi while Suzu bickered about always getting interrupted.
"We were about to have a test on who could find the job the fastest!" explained Suzu a little irritated.
"Oh, cool! Me and my team just finished some missions!"
"WELL I don't care! Not shut up already!" Yelled Suzu.
Naruto frowned, "WELL Why don't you shut up! It's not my fault you take to long to say things!"
Moriko snickered while Suzu blushed. Akemi sighed, "Ah, maybe you should just calm down a bit…"
"YOU SHUT UP TOO!" Yelled Suzu.
"Are you on your period or something!?"
"SHUT UP! Quit being so stupid!" yelled Suzu who was turning red.
"UGH You're the one being stupid! I give up I'm going to go find a job."
Akemi turned around and was about to walk away till she spotted Sasuke watching them fight with a bored expression while Sakura was all over him bugging him about a date. Akemi noticed he looked much better in person, I mean much better. He had nice pale looking skin that fit perfectly against his black hair and as he ran his hand through it, it was like running through silk… Or at least that's what it looked like to Akemi.
Enjoying… Your surroundings? Hahaha.
Uh-hu… Wait what?
Oh my…
Now I'm getting ganged up in my head…
"I think I need mentle help," muttered Akemi out loud.
"Now you admit it?" Agreed Suzu.
"Eh?"
"… Never mind…"
"Well, nice chat and everything but, I'll be going now! Later!" said Akemi running away from the others.
"That's not fair! You're getting a head start!" said Suzu running after her.
A sweat drop formed on Moriko's head as they ran away. Hours later, Suzu was close to having a job ut it ended up with Suzu slapping the manager after he asked what size dress she wore. Akemi didn't have any luck at all and ended up lost in the woods. Meanwhile, Moriko was at the apartment getting ready for her new job tomorrow and was fixing her hair.
Akemi was lost… Not only was she lost but some how she got lost in the woods. Keep going past the same tree every time! Why me!? She asked herself. It was only her second day here and she was already in trouble. What if they find my dead body weeks.. Maybe MONTHS LATER!?! Also, Suzu probably found a job before her!
Great… Same tree again.
Your fault you decided to take the LEFT turn.
You always have to turn right!
… SHUT UP I NEED TO THINK!
Akemi tried to get her head straight then picked a random trail. Soon she walked for hours and not only was she tired but hungry. She didn't eat since breakfast… She blushed as she heard her stomach growl, she looked up at the sky to find the clouds getting darker every minute. Oh no… Please tell me it's not going to happen..
A large thunder noise errupted the sky and it began to rain heavily. She took off running hopping to find shelter before getting soaked as she cussed in her mind. It's not like she didn't like the rain… She just didn't want to get sick. She tripped over a log while running and fell straight into a large mud puddle. She took a couple deep breaths. I feel like I'm going to cry… She swallowed her tears and got up again, her cloths were not only soaked to the bone but now she was dirty. The sky roared signaling her to start walking again.
Great… I love my life…
Akemi then spotted a large house among the trees, a dark figure was walking towards it and soon Akemi's head began to sting. "AhhhhhH" she yelled holding her head, she feel to the muddy ground and groaned again. She saw someone's hand grab and bright red eyes and then it all went black.
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Once again, I redid this chapter and combined The Darkness has taken over and Getting a job!
I'm going to redo the rest of the chapters too! Thank you for the reviews and good night (it's like 1am)