Chapter 2: Entering Beacon in a most EPIC way!

Authoritarian Note: Yes. Yes. Yes. All of the reviews were good/neutral. Good. Epic. NO LIBTARDS IN MY REVIEWS, as always.

Holy fucking shit! This car is so fast! Jaune thought as he cruised down the road. 500 miles per hour, 600, 700, 800, 900…

Damn, nigga! This shit is sonic incarnate! Would do well to paint it blue... But Jaune has other things to care of. First of all, he must eradicate the libtards and have sex with women and shit and smoke drugs. Yes. Yes. Yes.

He crashed into the Emerald Forest at mach 69, resulting in the skies turning to flame and ash.

Now that he exited the car, he took a look at his surroundings… Hmm… Crater… Fire… No libtards…. Ah! There it is! Beacon itself!

Using his big dick energies, he rubbed his MEGA IRON COCK and flew all the way there by using his cum. After crashening into the window.. He saw… He saw… A…. A…. AAAA…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

Is there some… naked old libtard… on a podium…. With hundreds of naked 17-year-olds congregated in front of him, with epic gaming rigs everywhere?

Suddenly, the naked old libtard spoke. "Greetings, my children. I Am Ozpin. You can call me The Gaming God. Today, as the first event of this flock, we will be having a gaming session. I will, of course, stay out because I am not a fucking pedo. Ozpin, out."

This Ozpin person phased out suddenly… Wait, did he mention a… A GAMING SESSION?! OH mY God! HE CAN'T WASTE SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY!HU1YH01h)i!U

An epic flute soundtrack began to play. Jaune walked dramatically in an epic way all the way to the naked 17-year-olds. He pulled out shiny sunglasses and put them on. He grinned and said: "'Ello, libtardos. I have heard that you are having an epic gaming session. Is anyone here gay?"

To his despair, a large amount of people raised their hands. This… is not acceptable.

"…You…"

Suddenly, Jaune's eyes began to glow with an unearthly light. He roared so hard that everyone had tinnitus.

"SIIIIIIIIIISSSSTEEEERRRFUUUCKKKERRRRSSS!"

He walked in a way such a way that everyone got out of his way. His first homovictim was a short girl dressed in red who had silver eyes. Her face looked like it was drawn on MSpaint. (Author's Note: I ship Lancaster.)

Jaune was so fucking angry that he just obliterated her right there. Now to the next target… A shorter-than-the-last girl who looked somewhat pretty. White hair… light blue eyes… Tears streaming down her face… Wait, is she saying something? "YOU KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND!j!H!oUho!h!Uh!ouh!O!hoh!Joh!ho"

Jaune grinned in a most epic way. "You could've saved her by telling her to not raise that hand, gaytard." The girl was obliterated by his sheer will. (Author's note: I ship White Knight.)

The Judge of the Gays suddenly realized that he has not immobilized everybody yet. Therefore, all of the gay people were already equipped with their weapons. Unacceptable. Not allowed. Utilizing his heavenly energies, he stole the powers of the Stinging wraith from Swarm on the Somme and made everybody suddenly lose the will to move. Next gaytard. A blonde bimbo. This should be easy enough.

He towered over the red-eyed nigga and spoke telepathically to her: "Last words, scourge?"

Although she couldn't move her eyes at all, he could see burning hate and sorrow. "Fuck you."

How cute. Jaune punched her so hard that her entire body and soul exited this dimension. Even as Yang disintegrated into subatomic substances, she could somehow be able to feel every single second as her soul was torn apart and rearranged and torn apart, forever anchored to what remains of her physical form, doomed to wander the aetherium eternally. The pain was so incomprehensible and mind-boggling that she stopped having any sane thought. This is a suitable punishment for gay libtards. (Author's note: I ship Dragonslayer.)

The next subhuman to be executed is a girl with what appears to be yellow eyes, black hair, nice ass, shame about that, and… And… cat ears.

Oh. No. THIS IS A GAY FURRY.

A.

GAY.

FURRY.

Jaune could barely restrain his all-encompassing anger as he marched up to this… this JEW. He chucked a finger on her chest. "You... YOU…."

Jaune was raging so hard that he forgot that he needed to keep everybody down. The furry screamed so hard you'd think she was being raped. THAT'S IT. ALL GAYS WILL DIE, NO MATTER WHAT.

Jaune pulled out his special zapper he borrowed from Mike Pence, the Unbroken. He pulled the trigger and all gays fucking died. (Author's Note: I ship Dark knight, Arkos, French Roast, Scarlet Knight, etc.)

The only people remaining were the epic straights.

"Alright, niggas. I believe it is time that we finally play some epic battle royale games," Jaune said.

All of the naked 17-year-olds complied, for they would have been recked by testicular torsion if they didn't do it. They all sat on their respective computers and opened up fortzombsunknown's battlegrounds, the most epic battle royale game ever. Man, battle royals are so fucking epic. All wars should have been settled with battle royals. World War One? Chuck The Kaiser, The King, The Tsar, The Sultan, The Czar and The President into a room with early 20th century weaponry and gradually advancing lava. World War Two? Clearly you should pit FDR (With robotic legs), Churchill, Stalin and De Gaulle against Hitler, Mussolini and Tojo (Truman is a hidden character). The Cold War? I must see how General Secretaries (Or premiers) Khrushchev, Brezhnev, Andropov, Chernenko and Gorbachev fare against Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter and Reagan. Man, this is so fucking epic.

While they were playing, Jaune was looking into the air. It's not that he was bored, not that; he was feeling an unepic energy…

The energy of a Libtard.

Suddenly, the door burst open with such intensity that the hinges blew off. It was Ozpin, naked an .

Jaune could barely react as a hand gripped his throat and slammed him against the wall. He blinked and saw Ozpin's enraged face.

"What-have-you-fucking-DONE!?" He bellowed, shaking.

What an unepic libtard. SMH! Well anyway, Jaune just looked at Ozpin with an unimpressed face. "I'm freeing this world from your bullshit."

The blonde utilized his divine energies to punt Ozpin into primordial sludge. Suddenly, the pile turned back into Ozpin almost instantaneously. The Naked Libtard grabbed a monitor from one of the epic gaming rigs and threw it at the speed of light towards Jaune. An epic explosion happened which resulted in all of Beacon getting destroyed. So much for that summary, then.

When the Aryan wonder crawled out of the rubble, he saw Ozpin who somehow was without injuries. He didn't have much time to ponder on this, however, before his throat once again was under the iron grip of ozpiss. The immortal mofo held him up in the air.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE FANFIC!?" He screamed directly into Jaune's ears. Ouchie.

"I have ridden the world of your sins," The blonde hissed. Jaune then materialized an energy bolt from his dick that went directly into Ozpin's eyes. It didn't take long until they regenerated, however. Jaune was very confused. How is he healing so quickly?

"You fucking muslim…" Ozpin said. "You can't kill me. I draw my energies from gays and libtards across fanfics and websites. You have no hope."

Oh for the love of god. Ozpin fixed his glasses and looked at him. "Goodbye, cunt."

With that, the elder nigga opened a dimensional portal and went into another fanfic. FUCK! Jaune could not believe this… The entire reason there are so many gays and libtards is because of… of HIM!?

That was it. If this is the case then he must draw his own energies by going through a round-the-world trip. This is the only hope he has to destroy Ozpin.

He started to walk in a random direction. It is his prime directive- Nay, his DIVINE MISSION to destroy all libtards and gays.

Nothing can and will stop him from achieving this.

Nothing.

Not even the laws of nature.

To be continued.