Waking up in strange places was so overrated. What was more overrated was waking up in a place that wasn't strange, that you could easily recognize, and having no clue as to why you were there to begin with.
She could have sworn she was in the shower just now...
"Hey, Luce," she heard an all too familiar voice greet her. He had way too much energy for this time of day.
She groaned perpetually, turning away from the pink haired disaster waiting to happen.
"Pssssst...Luce."
Just ignore him, Lucy. He'll go away eventually.
"Pssssst...Luce!"
"Luce..."
"Luceeeeeeeee..."
"Lucy!"
"Oh for goodness sakes, Natsu, what!?" She snapped from irritation.
"Why ya' snappin' at me for? If it weren't for me you'd still be lying on the floor of that shower!"
Lucy set up straight in an instant.
"Natsu, what are you talking about?"
She saw him roll his eyes at her before explaining. "When I first came in to get some yummy food to eat, I couldn't find you in your bedroom so I checked the bathroom. Except, when I entered the room was full of steam and you were lying on the ground naked and unconscious."
"Y-you saw me naked! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" She yelled out of embarrassment, climbing to her feet from the mattress. She was going to pummel this pervert.
"That's what you're so worried about? It's not like I haven't seen you naked before!"
"That's not the point you stupid pervert!" She sneered, veins popping out on her forehead. "Why would you carry me out of the bathroom when I was naked! You should have just left there." Lucy crossed her arms making a "humph" noise as if it was a matter of fact.
The slight shifting of weight on the mattress was enough for her to loose her balance and fall. She went face first right into Natsu, who starred at her with wide eyes.
The weight and force of Lucy falling into him sent them both tumbling to the floor. A loud thud noise echoed the room as they landed painfully. Well...Natsu did anyway. His body had broken her fall, but it wasn't as romantic as one would think it to be.
Light muffled pleas came from the pink haired disaster as he tried to speak, but failing due to her enormous breasts smothering his face.
"KYAAAAAA! PERVERT!"
