A/N: Chapter one hope you guys like it!
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Full Summary: "Will you please be my fake girlfriend to trick my parent's into thinking I have a real one?" What happens when James lies about having a girlfriend? Well I'm pretty sure Katie can help him with that.
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Now what would you think if I said "five days?" Would you think: "My new T.V. show is in I've days!" or maybe "Five days of school…" Well personally if I thought about that than the rest of the time would drag on till the end but in James Diamond's case the five days that he had to prepare for his parent's and sibling flew by fast then you could say "lucky comb."
Now as he's standing waiting at the airport for his family he just wishes that he could have had some type of excuse to get him out of this mess.
"Eecuwse me awe you James Diamond fwum Big Time Wush?" a little girl around the age of three asked that tall brunette causing his train of thought to stop and to look down at an adorable little blonde girl looking happier than ever to have met the pop star.
"Why yes I am! Who are you and where is your mommy or daddy?" James said kneeling down at the girl noticing that unlike the other times he's met most of his younger fans that this girl had no parental figure with her.
"I don't know! I saw you and came ovuw. I don't see my bwutha!" this little girl has no idea where her parents are and she can't spot her brother? Lovely…
"I'll help you find them." He picks up the small girl who is still moving her head from side to side looking for her parents as tears start to fall from her cheeks un aware that these tears are falling onto James' shoulder.
He looks up to see a frantic young girl beginning to have an anxiety attack from what he sees. "Hey it's o.k. we'll find your mommy." He says rubbing the little girls back trying to calm her from her state of pure panic.
"What does your brother look like?" He asks the little girl who is now almost sobbing.
"Taw, bwonde haiw, he's wearwing a gwey sweato!" She said giving as much detail as a young girl can.
"James? What are you doing?" That voice could only belong to one person and one person only!
"Hey Abby!" He says not turning to see his sister of only 3 year difference. She was born two months after Katie and James was born two months before Kendall. The Knight family and the Diamond family got along very well.
"James, what's with the kid?" She asks coming around to see her brother holding a, what seems to be a three year old girl while he has a goofy grin on his face.
"What kid?" He asks sounding stupid. Very, very stupid.
"Ok she came up to me and then I asked where her parents were and then she started freaking out because she couldn't find her brother!" He says really fast running out of breath at the end.
"He's tall, blonde, and he's wearing a grey sweater." He says still looking around.
"How about him? He looks like he's looking for something. Hey sir could you come here?" Did I mention Abby isn't shy around anyone? No? Well, now I have.
The dude looked over at our direction as Abby waved her hand and gestured for him to come to us. He then looked in my direction and probably saw the figure in my hands because he started running in my direction.
"Sam!" He yelled coming and grabbing the young girl who is no longer crying but smiling.
"Thank you for finding her! I'm really sorry!" The guy said showing an
apologetic face.
"It's no worries dude. I get what it's like." I said shaking his hand remembering when I had to baby sit Kendall's little cousin who kept disappearing trying to find Kendall or Katie.
"James!" Now that was another feminine voice that he knew! His mother….
"Hey mom!" he said with fake excitement in his voice knowing that he's screwed for the next two weeks.
"Oh my baby!" She says rushing over kissing him all over his face like any other Jewish mother would. Now this is just embarrassing though!
"Honey leave him alone. Hey James!" His father says prying his wife off of his son who is now beat red from embarrassment.
"Let's go to the palmwoods!" Abby said trying to break the tension as the boys were forced to grab the entire luggage which was a bit too much for two weeks.
Now if James thought that the five days between the phone call and now were bad he hadn't anticipated the car ride back to the palmwoods! His parents kept asking about his "girlfriend" and he just said that he had to focus on his driving. He knows it's a lame excuse but there's nothing else!
"This is the palmwoods?" Abby asks entering the home of the future famous! Her and her father have never been here and it's nice to see that they already like it.
"Hey Carlos how would you like to be a tour guide for 15 dollars?" James said seeing one of his friends approaching him with a corndog in one hand and a lot of fruit smacker packs in his pocket.
"Sure!" He said as James starts running to the elevator knowing that Katie is at the apartment.
"Katie they're here!" He yells out to an empty apartment and in seconds a brown eyed girl pops up in front of him. Now how are they going to pull this off only g-d knows and sadly that isn't good enough for James.
"You told Kendall, Logan, Carlos, your mom and everyone besides my family that we aren't actually dating right?" He asks frantically pacing the living room thinking that he should just say that he dumped his old girlfriend so they can't meet her. But then questions will pop up and bad things are gonna happen!
"That was your job!" Katie said springing up from where she was originally sitting on the kitchen counter.
"We're screwed! We're screwed!" He started muttering over and over again.
"James can you help me with Lucy please!" Kendall said coming in holding a lot of bags. The last thing James wants to do is help Kendall get ready for that baby! It's do in like one week and Kendall is ready to have Lucy push it out right in their living room.
"Sure! I have t talk to you anyways!" He says walking over to his blonde bestfriend that he's known since he was 2 months old. "Tell the others." James whispers to Katie as he shuts the door and sees a lot of boxes and bags on a very large shopping cart!
"What's this?" James asks gesturing to, what James calls it, the sea of terror.
"Twins are a pain in the flippin ass." Kendall says dropping a ton of bags on the floor and collapsing right near them.
"I can tell. Geez I hope this doesn't happen to me any time soon." He says looking over at his friend who sis sprawled out on the floor having a panic attack. Things are not going well at the moment.
"Come on buddy I'll help you!" He says grabbing Kendall's hand and pulling him up taking only one of the gigantic shopping carts and putting some of the bags that Kendall had dropped.
Kendall picked up the other two and is now pushing one of the carts towards James. "You know you're helping me paint two rooms so I suggest changing into some painting clothes." Kendall says looking at James with an amused smile on his face.
"I gotta get new friends!" he says using Logan's old line that hasn't been used since they came to L.A.
"Is this appropriate wear?" James asks coming out in his old "lucky" whit v neck that had been stained and turned into tie die with a pair of black shorts that have paint from painting his own room.
"Yeah, let's go." Kendall says pushing the cart over towards his and Lucy's apartment.
They got married about a year ago and Lucy found out she was pregnant about a month and a half into the marriage. You should have seen Kendall at the time. They were making a toast to their two month anniversary when she blurts out I'm pregnant. He puts the glass down, takes his sweater, and literally falls and has his head hit the sweater lessening the blow of the fall.
Now it's been 8 months and they're getting twin boys. Just another two hockey heads that are gonna cause chaos in this hotel.
Finally they reached his apartment. It's a five bedroom apartment with four bathrooms and it's over all like the boys apartment because they wanted it to be fun for the kids when they were to grow up. Blue swirly slide, red couch, green kitchen with white cabinets, all the plates and such are blue and white besides kids plates that they had already picked out which were spiderman, batman, superhero stuff which Lucy had picked out. Kendall got the boys hockey and sportish things that he was sure the boys would wear. It's a month to Halloween and they're do a week before. They're going to be little hockey players. They have Minnesota wild jerseys with the numbers #1 and 2 on different ones. The one that comes out first gets #1 and the one that comes out second gets #2.
"So what colors are we painting?" James asks looking at the kids room that has yet to be painted or decorated but Kendall has everything so I guess today is decorating day for the two boys.
"Jason's room is going to be the blues and Justin's is going to be reds." Kendall said taking out two shades of red paint cans.
"Well let's get started then!" James says clapping his hands together.
They had painted the walls a light ice orangish red and the ceiling was a bright vibrant red that reminded him of their second album "Elevate" They took the tape off and revealed their master piece that looked actually really good!
"Nice job! Thank you! Now we have to do Jason's room which is my style choice." Kendall says grabbing two paint cans and walking across the hallway to what will soon be little Jason Drew Knights room.
"The walls are going to be a very bright, vibrant, dark blue and then the ceiling will be a soft light blue." Kendall says opening up the dark blue paint can.
"Let's finish it!" James says already tired. Justin's room had to be perfect because that was "Lucy's" room. Kendall got Jason's and Lucy got Justin's.
After they had finished they looked and personally for James he liked Jason's room better then Justin's.
"I like this room better." Kendall said thinking out loud.
"So do I." James says looking around at the big empty room.
"How long will it take for the paint to dry?" James asks looking over at Kendall who is sitting on the floor cross legged.
"We can start Justin's room right now and when we're done with his we'll be able to do Jason's." Kendall says standing up and seeing that his old white shirt looks like Uncle Sam threw up on him.
"Can we help?" The two boys turned around to face both of their sisters wearing old clothes that they could easily work in.
"Sure!" Kendall said going over and grabbing some bags of letters?
"What are those?" James asks eyeing the bag while walking towards his blonde friend who is a soon to be father.
"Lucy and I agreed to hanging up letters on their walls to kind of show that it's their room. Lucy wants to have Justin's name going down diagonally and I want a type of wave pattern where one letter is higher than the other and it goes on like that." Kendall said finishing putting the bags of letters and get a couple of step stools into his soon to be son's room.
"That's going to be really cute!" Katie said excitedly grabbing a red and black letter J.
"Is your son going to be a rocker?" Abby asks looking at the rooms so far seeing black and red.
"I'm not having my nephew become some weird punk rocker!" James says.
"Nephew?" Abby asks looking at him with a raised eyebrow. Ok maybe it isn't just the Knights that do that.
"Yeah, he's the godfather and you can be the godmother!" Kendall said putting a hand on James' shoulder obviously tired because it seems that he put his hand there to keep balance.
"Well let's get to work then!" Katie says grabbing a letter and pointing to it.
Took about 2 hours to finish assembling and decorating Justin's room and it took around the same to do Jason's. Hopefully these boys will appreciate all the hard work that their daddy and his friends put into their rooms.
"Have you told everyone?" James asks coming up to his fake girlfriend who was at the moment talking to his sister about who knows what.
"I have, have you?" She asks redirecting the question towards the original asker.
"Not yet. You wanna help me explain it to him?" He asks in a pleading manner prepared to take his wallet out of his pocket offering her a 20.
"Sure." She said standing up and heading toward Kendall's and Lucy's room. How was it that easy? No one will ever know.
"So Kendall I'm gonna fake date James. Kay? Kay." Katie says walking in and then walking out.
"Oh Kay!" Kendall says waving and collapsing down onto his bed. Now it was probably the fact that he couldn't comprehend a single that Katie actually did say and that's why he's so calm but James is not going to argue.
"And this is Kendall and Lucy's apartment!" Carlos? Why was he showing the Diamonds Kendall's apartment.
"Mom! Dad! Hey!" James says walking back into the living room seeing his parents admiring the décor that of course Lucy picked out and only Lucy. Kendall got to decorate his music room and Jason's room, the rest was all Lucy!
"Hey Mr. and Mrs. Diamond!" Kendall said wobbling over towards James.
"Kendall, are you ok?" James asks looking over at the youngest member who is now almost asleep against James' shoulder.
"What? Yeah I'm fine." Well that was a way to obvious lie on Kendall's part.
"Just wait till the babies are born." Katie says over from her spot at the couch with Abby.
"What baby?" They all forgot that of course Brooke and Derek Diamond had no idea that one of the boys they used to babysit is now having twin boys of his own.
"I'm having twins!" Kendall kind of babbles against James' shoulder. Wow he is tired.
"And you need sleep!" James says turning around having Kendall crash right into him.
"No I don't" Kendall once again mumbles into James' chest.
"I'll help you get him there. Abby how about you and your parents go get settled into my room and the guest room." Katie said coming over to Kendall's other side.
Abby nodded grabbing her parents and going off towards 2J. Now all that was left was to get a blonde boy too bad.
"I've got him." James says only noticing that he was already asleep. What has Lucy been doing to him?
"So wife zilla shouldn't be home in the next two hours he can take a nap then." Basically Lucy is a cool and chill girl who is really nice but she's got the twins due in 3 weeks.
"Why is he so heavy?" James asks dragging his best friend, more like brother, into his room.
"Ok he's in bed now we go to the pool! I'll call him and wake him up in an hour and a half for the dinner we're having with my parents."
"Well then let's go!" Now all they need to do is pretend to be in love! Easy enough, right?
A/N: Yeah so the room décor was not necessary but I decided to put it in there. I'm sorry for the lack of Jatie but seriously it will be coming. I mean this story is going to be going and going and GOING! I already have a ton of twists in mind and the chapters won't be very long just letting you know. Please Review!