Dude's chapter two is here. So in this the games begin and we meet a crazy ass teacher. (Now you see why I needed her ;)) I'm so happy. It turned out alright but I don't know if it's as good as the last chapter :/.

Robin does no cookie stealing :(. But don't worry he'll be back.

Thanks to my lovely reviewers and I hope Robin steals the cookies of those who didn't review! I know some people read and didn't review because I'm good like that :). This fic is going to go on until I'm completely happy with it. But look at my other fics for proof. If I get no inspiration the idea dwindles away so you have the two reviewers to thank for the update. :P.

This chapter does contain a joke which one of the characters is accused of being a racist but it's in a funny way and in no way is that character racist. I swear I really have nothing against people of colour some of my best friends are coloured but I'm just trying to let people know I don't mean it offensively at all.

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Happy reading my lovelies.

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Chapter 2 - Crazy Teachers And The First Moves

Arianna plopped down in her seat next to Ron. Harry and Hermione had taken the seat in front as Ari had also managed to annoy Hermione. A timid looking young woman came out of the office as the Slytherins poured into the other side of the room.

"I didn't know we had this class with them?" Ari said to Ron.

"We have this whole day with them except divination." Ron replied.

"Black." Malfoy said sliding up to her and encroaching on her personal space.

"Yes?" She asked.

"You can lick maple syrup off of me if you cave." He whispered in her ear. 'Is he serious?' Thought Ari.

"What do you mean I can lick maple syrup off you if I cave, I'm allergic to maple syrup." She said quite loudly.

Everyone around laughed.

"Quiet, quiet please." Said the new teacher in a high voice.

The class quietened down and the new brunette teacher cleared her throat and pushed her rectangle glasses up onto her nose.

"My name is Miss Tivvy and I'm going to be your defence against the dark arts teacher this year."

"Did she say Miss Divvy?" Questioned Parkinson giggling and snorting from the desk behind Ari and Ron.

'Really is she that pathetic.' Thought Ari, before turning round and slapping Parkinson around the back of the head and turning back to the front.

There was a gasp from the Slytherins and giggles from the Gryffindors before Parkinson's annoying voice rang out.

"Miss, Miss she slapped me."

"Um, yes well," began the new teacher, "You can't be behaving like that Miss…"

"Black." Filled in Ari.

"Oh ha ha, yeah I get it. Make fun of the new teacher." Said the timid woman giggling nervously.

Draco's eyebrows shot up to his hairline. 'Wrong answer.' He thought, 'Now you'll have pissed her off, stupid woman.'

"Excuse me?" Asked Ari remaining in what the class observed as a dangerous calm.

"Tell me your real last name." Demanded the teacher.

"That is my real last name." Said Ari generally confused.

"YOU RACIST! GET OUT NOW! GET TO YOUR HEAD OF HOUSE! OUT! OUT!" The coloured young woman pointed at the door screaming.

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, 'OH MY LAST NAME'S BLACK MISS, MY LAST NAME'S BROWN. OUT!"

Everyone looked at Lavender. The teacher noticed. "What?" She asked the class still fuming.

"My last name IS Brown, Miss." Said Lavender shyly.

"OUT!" Miss Tivvey roared.

Lavender and Arianna grabbed their things, bolting out of the classroom towards Professor McGonagall's office.

"Professor, Professor!" They shouted knocking on the door.

"Dear lord girls, what has got you so flustered?" Asked the Gryffindors head of house.

"The new defence against the dark arts teacher's crazy!" Exclaimed Lavender.

"Miss Brown don't be so rude."

"She's telling the truth." Said Ari. "She went completely off 'er head because our last names are Black and Brown."

McGonagall raised her eye-brows but after much persuasion followed the girls to the defence against the dark arts classroom where she quickly established the new teacher was unstable and pulled her out to see the headmaster.

"Class is dismissed." Shouted McGonagall.

"Well that was odd." Said Hermione as she pulled her bag onto her shoulder.

"Think she'll get the sack?" Asked Ron but Hermione just huffed and walked past.

"See you later." Called Ari an idea striking her.

Ten minutes later found her outside Ginny Wesley's muggle studies class. Ari checked that ghost Professor Binns was in the middle of one of his lectures before sliding into the classroom and along the back bench next to Ginny.

"Hey Gin." She whispered.

"What are you doing here?" The confused younger sister of Ron asked.

"I need your help."

"With what?"

"I need you to slut me up." Said Ari.

By this point Ginny had worked out the rumors of the bet between Malfoy and Ari were true.

"Ok." She agreed packing her things before the two girls slid out of class unnoticed.

"How did you get out?" Asked Ginny as she knew none of the other teachers were as zoned out as Professor Binns.

After explaining the crazy incident that happened earlier they finally reached Ari's dorm room that she shared with Hermione, Lavender, Pravati and Jessica.

"I want a tasteful yet tempting look." Ari warned as Ginny descended upon her.

"He's not going to know what hit him." Ginny said grinning maniacally.

Ari's make-up was redone going for the smoky eye look, blues and grays to blend in with her eyes which were a dark blue with smoky gray and black flecks. Her skirt was hitched up a bit higher to show off her slender legs as much as she could. Her shirt had the top buttons open and because it was tapered it fit perfectly and if she lent right it would show off her cleavage perfectly.

"Gin I love you." Exclaimed Ari as Ron walked in. They had been using the boys dormitory so that Hermione wouldn't catch Ginny skipping.

Ron looked at Ari and his eyes went wide. It wasn't that he'd never thought she was beautiful but he fancied Hermione and she was off limits. For god's sake she was Harry's god-sister.

"Tell your pants it's rude to point." Ginny said to her older brother who immediately turned a deep shade of red. He started to reply and then looked down.

"My pant's are not point -----Oh. Sorry." He felt like an utter idiot.

"No worries, lets just hope it has the same affect on the INTENDED target." Ari said grinning.

"Yes, you know if your dad were alive he'd kill me." Ron said jokingly.

"Well if you're after the full experience I can tell Harry…." Ari replied looking like she was considering it.

"NO!" Ron shouted.

Ari laughed loudly before pulling him out and to the common room.

"What the hell have you done?" Asked Harry as he looked his four foot eleven to five foot god-sister.

"I'm winning this bet." Ari replied smirking.

The three made their way to Care Of Magical Creatures just after Hagrid had started.

"Sorry we're late Hagrid." Said Harry.

"Nah' a problem 'Arry" Said the giant man. "Jus' pick up your creature and get drawin'."

The three nodded and Ari smiled. 'This is going to work out perfect.' Thought Ari.

She leaned over the fence directly opposite to where Draco was and put her head down letting a little letting a soft curl of coal black hair fall in front of her pale skin tickling her button nose but giving Draco a perfect view of her cleavage.

She then grasped the small fluffy niffler in her hand and picked it up. She turned around and dropped accidentally-on-purpose her hair clip. She bent down picking it up giving the perfect view of her butt to the boy she knew was now around the fence and directly behind her.

Hearing a sharp intake of breath she pulled up and walked off towards her friends, hips swaying slightly.

She reached Harry, Ron and Hermione, smug and happy. Draco meanwhile was not so pleased.

'She looked like a little porcelain doll and her face was so beautiful.' He thought, 'What I wouldn't give to get my hands on her.'

When she turned around, bent over right in front of him and picked something up before standing and walking off, her hips swaying a little one thought rang through Draco's head apart, of course, I need a cold shower, and that was:

'Oh it's so ON!'

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Hope you liked this chapter. Again I'm sorry about the racist joke.

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