Meg: (spins around) "Hey man, wassup?"
Stephen: "What are YOU two doing here???"
Meg: "We came to...negotiate with you." (smirks deviously)
Meg: "MWUAHAHAHA!!" (pulls out a record player and puts on evil music)
Plankton: "Hey! Give that back!!!!"
Meg: (hides it behind her back) "No, it's mine now!"
Plankton: "Surrender that record player, or the rest of your life will be a swirling torent of pain and MISERY!!!!"
Meg: "Yeah...microscopic pain and misery!"
Plankton: "You'll see. YOU WILL ALL SEE! MUAHAHAHAHA!"
Meg: (mutters) "Kinda like your brain..."
Plankton: (does this face-OO) "Ok that's it!" (walks away)
Keely: "That was scary!"
Meg: "Do you think I shoulda been a little nicer to the little twirp?"
Keely: (looks back at Plankton walking away) "Aww...NOPE! You were fine!" (pats Meg on the back)
Meg: "Okay!" (puts the evil music back on) "MWUAHAHAHAHA!"
Keely: "But he will be back. Oh yes he WILL be back! And we'll squish him! MUAHAHAHA! Ahem..mind if I join in on your evil laughter?"
Meg: "Of course." (holds up a megaphone for her and Keely to laugh evilly into)
Keely: "MUAHAHAHAH! WE ARE EVIL! MUAHAHAHAHA!"
Meg: "BAHHAHAHAHAHA!"
Keely: "LOL! That was fun!"
Meg: "That last one sounded more like the wicked witch of the west."
Keely: "Ohhh. Me likey! XP PURE EVIL!!!!!"
Meg: "!!"
Mermaid Man: (pops out of nowhere) "EVIL! Where!?"
Barnacle boy: "Awww. How many times do I have to tell you Memaid man? There is NO evil! It was just that..say...you aren't that sponge kid! You are a graykitty and a little girl! What are you two doing laughing into this microphone...evil-like?"
Meg: (hides the megaphone) "Oh, uh...we're just,,,rehearsing for a movie! Yeah, and uh...Spongebob oughtta be here any minute now, so...you two should probably hide!"
Marmaid man. "C'mon Barnacle Boy! Let's hide! There's evil a-foot!"
Keely: "Yes! Hide old people! Meg and I will JUST be here waiting for Spongebob." (whispers to Meg) "What now???"
Meg: "I think we'd better go wait over there--" (dashes behind a big rock)
Keely: "Me TOO! Cya later old people."
Mermaid man: "Bye! Umm...Barnacle boy? I want meatloaf."
Barnacle boy: (grumbles) "Fine you old Coot!"
Keely: "Good thinkin' Meg!"
Meg: (wipes sweat from her forhead) (whispers) "That coulda been bad...what if they knew we were on a secret mission and all that" (GASPS) "Our mission! Where's Stephen??"
Keely: "YAY! Secret mission! Yeah! Ok. Are we back to our quest. Or are we still chattering and evil-laughing?"
Meg: "I'd LOVE to chatter and evil-laugh some more, but...then we might loose him."
Keely: "You are right!"
Keely: "Where were we? Oh yes!" (they appear in a hallway at Nick studios...)
Meg: "And we were just about to confront Mr. Hillenburg." (evil grin)
Keely: "Oh yeah! Let's tie em' up!"
Meg: "Wait--we haven't even tried the easy way yet!"
Keely: "Huh? OH yeah...record player!"
Meg: (hands you the record player)
Keely: "Ok, Stephen. Will you...or will you not..make us that SpongebobxSandy ep?"
Stephen:"Ummm..IDK what the heck you are talking about!"
Keely: "You're lying!" (flips on the record)
Stephen: (shouts) "Tell me what I need to know, and I'll give you your answer!"
Meg: "..."
Keely: "Alrighty then, Oh Great Creator of SB. We want you to make the ep where Spongebob and Sandy...you know...kiss! Prove they love eachother! You know! DUH!"
Stephen: (gasp) "Are you kidding me? If I did that, no one would watch the show!"
Meg: "Is that all you care about? How many people watch the show?" (sniffs) "Do you not give a care about your REAL fans, the ones who've stuck by through thick and thin?" (makes giant puppy-dog eyes)
Keely: "Yeah! She even made...a fanclub...for Spongebob and Sandy. OH My gosh! I never knew anyone so heartless!" (cries)
Stephen: "Well...I HAVE been thinking about it. I mean...using that page..in that book..."
Keely: (jumps) "You mean the Survival Guide. THE survival guide?"
Stephen: "Yeah..." (takes a cautious step back)
Meg: "You'll do it!?"
Keely: "Yeah...I mean...It would make us ALL very happy! And if you choose not to...you know...we still have 'Recordy Player' here!" (makes a crooked smile)
Meg: (smirks evilly) "Yeah, and some rope, too."
Stephen: "Ok. Ok!" (looks over at his desk) "But I'm going to need some creative writing and sketching skills."
Keely: "You want..US...to help, you?"
Meg: "Oh, could we?"
Stephen: (shaking) "Yes. If you promise not to play that..Oh MY GOSH! And It's a Stinky Wizzleteetz record. Please no!"
Keely: "If you promise to make the ep, and let us help. You will be fine!"
Meg: (smiles innocently)
Stephen: "Ummm...ok. Just have mercy!"
Meg: (whispers) "Where'd he go?"
Keely: "I'm not sure."
Meg: (glances around cautiously) "My fault, I shouldn't have suggested the easy way..."
Keely: "No no no. It wasn't your fault! It was obviously the easy way's fault! You see? Now. Maybe if we...umm..wait? What kind of stuff does he like?"
Meg: "Hmm...I don't know...Spongebob?"
Keely: "Yes! Obviously he likes his own creation." (Says in a loud voice.) "Come on out, Stephen! Or we will set all of these paintings of Spongebob on fire! Not to metion...the very first sketch!"
Stephen: (dashes back into the room) "Can't a guy take a bathroom break?"
Keely: "Oh my gosh! Wash your hands man! Geez! Don't tell me you did ANY of this art with filthy hands!"
Meg: (cringes)
Keely: "Cuz if you did. WE could use THAT to convince you to do us a favor..." (evil smile)
Stephen: "I DO wash my hands, thank you very much." (looks cautiously at the record player)
Keely: (looks at it also) "Oh yes. This is the record player. And it has a record on it. A COMEDY record. Do you know..." (says while holding up record) "...Stinky Wizzelteetz???"
Meg: (gasps) (covers her eyes)
Keely: (flips on record)
Record: "Hey there boys and girls! This is your old pal Stinky Wizzelteetz! This is a song about a whale...NO! This is a song...about being happy! That's right! It's the happy happy joy joy song! Happy happy joy joy..."
Keely: "Ya like that?"
Meg: (covers her ears) (screams) "MAKE IT STOP!"
Keely: "Not until he promises to make the ep!"
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