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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: Numbah 16 comes in action

Ginny and Blaise were comfortably sited on the bed in the Head bedroom, "So who's bed is it again?" Ginny asked.

"Draco's. But he won't mind, yell a bit yeah but meh! Now off to work!"

The two friends went to work. They decided to do number one on Christmas, when a Yule Ball was held anyway; and leave all of the Remus ones until said werewolf came to visit the headmaster for Order matters.

..XD.. The next day ..XD..

The oak doors of the Great Hall were thrown open by a Hufflepuff first year, "Prof- Professor Dumbledore!" the boy ran to the Head Table, "Peeves, he- he got the password for your office." He said out of breath.

In one short second, all of the adults had shot up and ran to the Office. Ginny and Blaise high-fived each other and Ginny ran to the 'Firsties Room'. This was the student's name for the small room where you waited before your first Sorting.

Smirking, Blaise murmured under his beath, "Accio Gryffindor's and Slythering's wands." All of the wands belonging to the two rival houses flew to him. The next second a cry made everyone jump, "Accio Gryffindors and Slytherins!" The students clad in red and gold or green and silver flew towards the 'Firsties Room'. Ginny got out just in time and locked the door.

Casting a 'sonorous' on himself, Blaise climbed on the head table and yelled at the two houses, "Make your bet's everyone! Which house is going to make it alive, and why?"

"You'll see what's happening on this screen!" Called Ginny, also casting the spell on herself.

Yells erupted from the Hall, every student trying to give his money first. The two besties, being the smarty-pants they were, asked for attention again, "Everyone who votes Slytherin put the money and your name on their table, and for the Gryffs- same thing but the other table. Come on people; make it snappy so we can watch the action. After about ten minutes every single person has put their money and name and was intently watching the GIANT screen Ginevra has produced out of… well…nowhere.

Apparently the ten-or-so minutes had passed in silence. Finally 'the prince' cracked, "Ok, what the fuck just happened?! Potty! Why did that little Weasel lock us in here and where the heck are our wands?!" He jerked his head to get the hair out of his eyes. Smexy…

"How the hell should I know, bimbo?! I'm not in her head!" Harry got angry.

"Ohhhh!" the Ravens and Huffies 'oh'ed at Harry's 'insult'.

"How dare you call me a bimbo?!" Draco asked outraged. "You are going to pay for this, Potty!"

"Ohh! I'm shaking!"

And so the two rivals started slapping each other. "CHICK FIGHT!!!!!" A random Slyth yelled and so it begun. Everybody fought with everybody. Okay, slapped everybody…Whatever. After a good twenty minutes of bitch-slapping, a scream was heard, "Hey wait everybody!" Theodore Nott yelled above the sound, "Gin-I mean Weaselette isn't the only one missing. Where the hell is Blaise?"

All heads turned towards the ceiling where a camera was installed, "Ginevra Weasley and Blaise Zabini! You guys are so dead!" All eyes were somehow –magically, that's how- fixed on the two BFFs.

"Oh well, I guess I'll take it all." Ginny said heading towards the two tables, "I mean I did bet that both of the houses were going to make it out alive. Adios amigos!" and so she ran away, money in hands, flicking her want towards the 'Firstie's Room' door, and yelled to Blaise to run.

The teachers didn't know what hit them when they came back, and our dear friends were stinkin' RICH! They even received a letter from Gred and Feorge the next day.

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Here you have the first chapter! I hope you like it! Please review if you liked me calling Draco a bimbo! Ok really this chapter wasn't as good but it's late so yeah. Bye people!

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