Disclaimer: once again, none of these are my characters, so suing is
forbidden ;)
Harry and Draco are now 27. They haven't seen each other since Hogwarts. They now communicate by owl post, with letters (some disturbing)…right now, Harry is writing Draco a letter in the Dursley home (they wouldn't let him move out, they thought he would spread things about them and ruin their "reputation")…
Harry: *writing:
Draco-bunny-hun,
Oh how I miss you so…your lovely eyes bring hope to my life…without you I couldn't live…the smell of the letters you've wrote me bring tears in my eyes…I will never leave you…not for a million galleons, I won't!…and I know you'll never leave me either…I can't believe that it's been so long since the time we were in that closet for the first time! It was SO amazing! I hope you'll come visit me at my job…remember, it's called 'the gay barẻr'…I hope they let you in this time…just don't tell them that you work at 'the gay barár.' How about tomorrow night at 8? I'll save us a room…finally, after ALL these years of building statues and monuments for you! WE'LL FINALLY MEET AGAIN! I can hardly contain myself!
More love than you think,
Harray…(*
All right now Hedwig *lets owl out of cage* give this to Draco! Give him a kiss for me too! *sends owl off with letter*
Harry waits and waits and waits for a reply…finally, the next morning, he receives a reply from draco:
Harry-Shnookums…
I miss you so much too! OF COURSE I will meet you at your gay bar! I would do ANYTHING for you! Oh, and make sure that the room is small and cozy (if you know what I mean)…and also be sure to have those things I love oh so much! Omg daddy is so mean! I don't know why I still have to live here…don't have any money, what's he know! Just cause it's all his money doesn't fricken…grr…I'm sorry shnookie but my daddy only lets me send letters until 3:30 am and it's 2:48, so I'm going to have to end this (…
I'll see you tomorrow! *kiss kiss*
Dracy
Harry: *yells: OH HEDWIG! DRACO-BUNNY LOVES ME! I'M FINALLY GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN! OH! HIS HAIR! I HOPE HE HASN'T CHANGED IT A BIT! OMY HOW I LOVE HIS HAIR OH SO MUCH!*
That night, neither Harry or Draco could sleep a wink…then finally, it was the next day, 8:00…
*~The Gay Barẻr~*
Harry waits impatiently for Draco to arrive…it's been fully 3 minutes since he came! (OH HORROR!)…then finally, Draco comes and they rush towards each other…
Harry: DRACO-BUNNY-HUN!
Draco: HARRY-SHNOOKUMS!
(meanwhile, people in the bar stare, but only for a second because all of them are gay also)
Harry and Draco find their room, but before they get in, someone else joins the party…
Hermione: HARRY! OMG THE RUMORS AREN'T TRUE ARE THEY! OMG OMG OMG! AGH! YOUR GAY!…AND…AND WITH HIM!
Ron shows up behind her with his now best friend, Neville (Hermione left him for Victor Krumm)
Ron: *whispers to Hermione: you mean you weren't there when Peeve's ratted on them??*
Hermione: NO I WAS IN THE LIBRARY OF COURSE DAMNIT!
Harry: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK!? *looks at Draco, then Ron* YOU WERE THERE?
Ron: well of course! Everyone else was…*mumbles: except for Hermione…*
Hermione: well I didn't want to believe it, but I guess we'll have to put it to the test…Harry, come here…*sits Harry down and covers his eyes*…What are you wearing Harry?
Harry: Hmm, all right that seems easy…let's see…today I am wearing…my midnight blue "finest quidditch choice assortment" brand quidditch robes from mayrshall's, my forest green "grunky bunkles" t-shirt with a golden snitch on the front from Grunky Bunkles, my—
Hermione: *SCREAMS: AGH! HARRY IS GAY! THE RUMORS ARE TRUE! AGH MALFOY WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK? YOUR GAY TOO! THE WORLD IS FULL OF GAYS!
(now the people in the bar get mad, roll up their sleeves, crack their knuckles, and walk toward Hermione, Ron, and Neville)
Neville: b-b-but I didn't do anything! *it takes 3 gays in the bar take him away*
Ron: *to Harry: Remember to write! Waves as a gay takes him out too*
Hermione: *yells as gays struggle to pull her away: What the bloody fuck Harry! You'll be hearing from me!!!!!!!*
Harry: all right, lets continue…
Harry and Draco go into the room and do their gay things (this time no one is taking notes…just taping it)…:-/
Harry and Draco are now 27. They haven't seen each other since Hogwarts. They now communicate by owl post, with letters (some disturbing)…right now, Harry is writing Draco a letter in the Dursley home (they wouldn't let him move out, they thought he would spread things about them and ruin their "reputation")…
Harry: *writing:
Draco-bunny-hun,
Oh how I miss you so…your lovely eyes bring hope to my life…without you I couldn't live…the smell of the letters you've wrote me bring tears in my eyes…I will never leave you…not for a million galleons, I won't!…and I know you'll never leave me either…I can't believe that it's been so long since the time we were in that closet for the first time! It was SO amazing! I hope you'll come visit me at my job…remember, it's called 'the gay barẻr'…I hope they let you in this time…just don't tell them that you work at 'the gay barár.' How about tomorrow night at 8? I'll save us a room…finally, after ALL these years of building statues and monuments for you! WE'LL FINALLY MEET AGAIN! I can hardly contain myself!
More love than you think,
Harray…(*
All right now Hedwig *lets owl out of cage* give this to Draco! Give him a kiss for me too! *sends owl off with letter*
Harry waits and waits and waits for a reply…finally, the next morning, he receives a reply from draco:
Harry-Shnookums…
I miss you so much too! OF COURSE I will meet you at your gay bar! I would do ANYTHING for you! Oh, and make sure that the room is small and cozy (if you know what I mean)…and also be sure to have those things I love oh so much! Omg daddy is so mean! I don't know why I still have to live here…don't have any money, what's he know! Just cause it's all his money doesn't fricken…grr…I'm sorry shnookie but my daddy only lets me send letters until 3:30 am and it's 2:48, so I'm going to have to end this (…
I'll see you tomorrow! *kiss kiss*
Dracy
Harry: *yells: OH HEDWIG! DRACO-BUNNY LOVES ME! I'M FINALLY GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN! OH! HIS HAIR! I HOPE HE HASN'T CHANGED IT A BIT! OMY HOW I LOVE HIS HAIR OH SO MUCH!*
That night, neither Harry or Draco could sleep a wink…then finally, it was the next day, 8:00…
*~The Gay Barẻr~*
Harry waits impatiently for Draco to arrive…it's been fully 3 minutes since he came! (OH HORROR!)…then finally, Draco comes and they rush towards each other…
Harry: DRACO-BUNNY-HUN!
Draco: HARRY-SHNOOKUMS!
(meanwhile, people in the bar stare, but only for a second because all of them are gay also)
Harry and Draco find their room, but before they get in, someone else joins the party…
Hermione: HARRY! OMG THE RUMORS AREN'T TRUE ARE THEY! OMG OMG OMG! AGH! YOUR GAY!…AND…AND WITH HIM!
Ron shows up behind her with his now best friend, Neville (Hermione left him for Victor Krumm)
Ron: *whispers to Hermione: you mean you weren't there when Peeve's ratted on them??*
Hermione: NO I WAS IN THE LIBRARY OF COURSE DAMNIT!
Harry: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK!? *looks at Draco, then Ron* YOU WERE THERE?
Ron: well of course! Everyone else was…*mumbles: except for Hermione…*
Hermione: well I didn't want to believe it, but I guess we'll have to put it to the test…Harry, come here…*sits Harry down and covers his eyes*…What are you wearing Harry?
Harry: Hmm, all right that seems easy…let's see…today I am wearing…my midnight blue "finest quidditch choice assortment" brand quidditch robes from mayrshall's, my forest green "grunky bunkles" t-shirt with a golden snitch on the front from Grunky Bunkles, my—
Hermione: *SCREAMS: AGH! HARRY IS GAY! THE RUMORS ARE TRUE! AGH MALFOY WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK? YOUR GAY TOO! THE WORLD IS FULL OF GAYS!
(now the people in the bar get mad, roll up their sleeves, crack their knuckles, and walk toward Hermione, Ron, and Neville)
Neville: b-b-but I didn't do anything! *it takes 3 gays in the bar take him away*
Ron: *to Harry: Remember to write! Waves as a gay takes him out too*
Hermione: *yells as gays struggle to pull her away: What the bloody fuck Harry! You'll be hearing from me!!!!!!!*
Harry: all right, lets continue…
Harry and Draco go into the room and do their gay things (this time no one is taking notes…just taping it)…:-/