Hi all thanks to the one person that reviewed my fic ( I felt inspired to
write more. Unfortunately I'm sort of busy with my job at mcdonalds and
getting my GED so I've only managed to come up with this so far but I since
only one person reviewed it figure no one really gives a shit (laughs) oh
well enjoy
the Jerry Springer show returns back after another K-Y jelly commercial starring who else…Kyou x Yuki woohoo!! Hiro still wants to kick jerry's ass and Momiji is busy passing out candy to all the yaoi fangirls in the crowd ( )
Jerry: Welcome back to the show! Well seems like most of these fine young men on stage suffer from the Miaka-syndrome ; that is they're all in love with the main character.
Ayame: hold up! I'm GAY!! GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY !! don't bunch me up with rest of these heteros!
Shigure: now there, Ayaa…don't make me tell your yaoi loving fangirls what you and Mine been doing at that "bridal shop for men" shigure said winky at a dumbfounded Ayame
Ayame: (cough) well …anyways what's wrong with a little pussy every now and then !
Hatori shoots a look at both Ayame and Shigure one that immediately shut both men up
Jerry: oooookie! Well we've establish both kyou and Yuki want tohru but because of the damn curse have found refuge in each other's arm is that right?
Kyou: Teme!!! SHI NE! I wouldn't fuck him if my life depended on it the grumpy baka neko snarled at Jerry
Jerry: Yikes! bouncer guy restrains baka neko who just lounged aiming for Jerry plum neck
Yuki: kusou ! I've had enough of the butt sex fics! I don't understand why I have to be paired up with the baka neko!!
Yaoi fangirl: We don't hate tohru but we want you two to be together so we can get all hot and horny reading you take it up the ass like a girl!!!!
Audience: Yeah!!!!! chant KYOU X YUKI KYOU X YUKI
things are getting out of hand….
Jerry : I think we'll pause and take another commercial break ; stay tune for for more development on the Kyou x Yuki craze
To be Continued
the Jerry Springer show returns back after another K-Y jelly commercial starring who else…Kyou x Yuki woohoo!! Hiro still wants to kick jerry's ass and Momiji is busy passing out candy to all the yaoi fangirls in the crowd ( )
Jerry: Welcome back to the show! Well seems like most of these fine young men on stage suffer from the Miaka-syndrome ; that is they're all in love with the main character.
Ayame: hold up! I'm GAY!! GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY !! don't bunch me up with rest of these heteros!
Shigure: now there, Ayaa…don't make me tell your yaoi loving fangirls what you and Mine been doing at that "bridal shop for men" shigure said winky at a dumbfounded Ayame
Ayame: (cough) well …anyways what's wrong with a little pussy every now and then !
Hatori shoots a look at both Ayame and Shigure one that immediately shut both men up
Jerry: oooookie! Well we've establish both kyou and Yuki want tohru but because of the damn curse have found refuge in each other's arm is that right?
Kyou: Teme!!! SHI NE! I wouldn't fuck him if my life depended on it the grumpy baka neko snarled at Jerry
Jerry: Yikes! bouncer guy restrains baka neko who just lounged aiming for Jerry plum neck
Yuki: kusou ! I've had enough of the butt sex fics! I don't understand why I have to be paired up with the baka neko!!
Yaoi fangirl: We don't hate tohru but we want you two to be together so we can get all hot and horny reading you take it up the ass like a girl!!!!
Audience: Yeah!!!!! chant KYOU X YUKI KYOU X YUKI
things are getting out of hand….
Jerry : I think we'll pause and take another commercial break ; stay tune for for more development on the Kyou x Yuki craze
To be Continued