Brother Love: Thank you. OK, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!
Lita: I can't commit to a relationship!
Kane: I'm too nice!
Mick Foley: I have problems with -
The Rock: I'm always interrupting people!

Brother Love: Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting. There's no trick to it - it's just a simple trick! Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner voice inside, your inner child. Listen! What's he saying?

Jason Jordan: Stay the course, big guy. You're doing super!
The Big Show: Food goes in here! It sure does!
Santino: Hey, what's-a-matter? You no talka with you accent no more. Mama mia!

Brother Love: Brother Buff, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Buff Bagwell: OK, I'll try.
Brother Love: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now.
Buff Bagwell: I'm annoyed with you, Mother. Not just annoyed - angry! I'm a grown man now and I can run my own life!
[Destroys dummy with the Buff Blockbuster]
Brother Love: Calm down, calm down. You can sit down now.
Buff Bagwell: We're still going antiquing on Saturday, right, Mother? [Judy gives Buff an angry glare]

Brother Love: You see, folks, we're all trying to please someone else. And as soon as you're not a human be-ing, you're a human do-ing. Then what comes next?
HHH: A human go-ing!
Brother Love: That, that's wonderful. Come here. Come up here. What made you yell out that remark?
HHH: I do what I feel like!
Brother Love: I couldn't have put it better myself! People, this young man here is the inner child I've been talking about!
Steve Austin: What?

Brother Love: Son, you've never read any of my books, have you?
HHH: [snorts] Earth to boring guy.
Brother Love: [laughs] That means "no", huh? I'm not so old-fashioned.

Brother Love congratulates Vince and Stephanie: "Your family has done a fantastic job. Brother Vince, Sister Stephanie, could you come up here?"

Brother Love: This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious superiority complex, and a woman with size 40 DDD cups, I'm sure worn only for shock value -
Stephanie: Erm -
Brother Love: - and yet, they've managed to raise an emotionally healthy son. That's fantastic.
Vince: Oh, thank you.

Brother Love: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this -
HHH: Rudiger.
Brother Love: - Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger -
Stephanie: His name is Hunter.
Brother Love: His name isn't important! What's important here is that this lad has fully developed ego integrity with well-defined boundaries.
HHH: ZZZZZZZ!

Brother Love: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air tonight. You are all going to start living, really living.
Audience: Yay! Living! Living!
Brother Love: Be like the boy!
Audience: Be like boy! Be like boy!
Brother Love: Just the ladies.
Divas: Be like boy! Be like boy!
Brother Love: Now, the seniors in the back.
nWo: We like Roy! We like Roy!

Steve Austin: This is madness! He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers!

[Fast forward to the 2018 Royal Rumble, where history is in the making]

Michael Cole: All 30 men have made their entrances and nobody has been eliminated! Is everyone extra motivated to appear in the main event at WrestleMania this year?

Braun Strowman: Mmmmffff! Ellsworth, you little runt! You were supposed to have been eliminated 15 minutes ago!
James Ellsworth: I don't feel like it!

Roman Reigns: Dammit, Ziggler! They're never putting you in the main event again! Be a man and throw yourself over the top rope already!
Dolph Ziggler: I don't feel like doing the job today!

HHH [watching backstage]: Man! Everyone is behaving like me now, so why does it suck?