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Running as fast as his little stumps for legs could go, Dorimon came into view.

"SIRA HELP!!!" he screamed as he was almost back, the thing, or rather things chasing him were too far away for me to make out what it was.

"SIRA" he called me again as he ran into my leg and nuzzled, it,

"what happened" I asked as I bent over to pet him.

He started crying which was normal for this little guy,

"Well these people just randomly came up and started chasing me…" He said taking deep breaths.

I frowned, "who, name them and I shall beat the crap outta them!" I said balling my hand into a fist.

"Prepare for trouble!" I heard a feminine voice.

"And make it double!" two people appeared in front but I didn't feel like listening so I simply picked Dorumon up and turned around. It seemed to annoy them and a cat like thing came in front of me,

"HEY don't just ignore us!" It said, my eyes went wide,

"It can talk, a Pokemon, no wait digimon?" I started stretching its face.

It grabbed my hands and yanked them off,"digimon? What the heck is that?"

I shook my head, "Okay then Pokemon, more specific a Meowth."

A woman with red hair kicked the Meowth to the side, "Don't get into conversation Meowth!" She then turned to me, "We want that talking Pokemon!" she pointed to Dorimon.

"Sorry he's not for sale." Ash and the others got into battle position,

"It's Team Rocket! Get away from her!" He yelled.

I smiled sweetly, "ahh so your team rocket," I took my hand out, "Nice to meet'cha."

The other member, a man with blue hair eagerly shook it, "nice to meet you, I'm~ GAH!" My eyes opened and widened with shock, the red haired woman kicked the guy, and he looked exactly like.

"James! What did I just say!" He rubbed his head, "Sorry Jessie, but you know its common courtesy to shake a persons hand."

'PANG' a headache started forming in my head, how could after a couple of hours meeting some new people, I get a headache…. Anyway while the two were having their fight,

I quickly picked Dorimon up, "can you evolve?" I requested, he nodded, and I pressed a button inside of my pocket, a light cam around him and he evolved back to Dorumon.

"It evolved again!" all of them including Team Rocket stood there dumbfounded.

"Dorumon would you like to give the honors!"

He smirked, "metal dash!" he sent out multiple balls which hit the Meowth on the head, and he flew back.

"hey that's unfair to catch us off like that!" The so called Jessie growled.

I shrugged "I do things a little differently,"

She threw out a pokeball, and a Saviper appeared, "Bite!" she roared, "Teach that lowlife not to attack without others being ready!"

It bit onto Dorumon before I could command him to dodge, he clawed its side with his rear paw, which made it detach from him, "Man that thing feels like a butt wammed Seadramon!" He winced from the pain.

"I'll join in, Carnavine!" it clinged to his head... I don't remember a quirk where a Pokemon attacked its owner; anyhow, I shook my head again.

Dorumon was getting his butt kicked, "c'mon Dorumon!" I cheered, but he looked at me with defeated eyes, "Oh come on you just met them!" He looked back and continued to fight, the three on the side looked concerned.

"Ash we've got to do something" Dawn and Brock said but he was too awesome stricken to respond.

Dorumon fell after the fifth bite from Saviper," Dorumon" I yelled.

Jessie howled "Now that's more like it," She grabbed a pokeball and threw it at Dorumon.

"I thought we were after Pikachu Jessie." James asked after he finally got his Pokemon off,

"Yes but one more doesn't hurt!" as the ball hit Dorumon it just dropped,

"What!? The pokeball…didn't work?!"

"Dorumon can't be caught by a simple ball" I smirked, running over to him, "Sorry Sira... I couldn't fight…" he muttered.

"Don't worry it was just the seaweed," I smiled, but he looked away,

"Put me down" His eyes changed from disappointed with himself to serious. I let go and he stood up, the light once again appeared, I staggered up.

"You're too weak to evolve!"

He ignored me, and turned into Dorugamon,"I can take them."

I sighed and scratched the back of my head, "geebus," I muttered,

"It evolved again, how many times can it evolve!?" She stared; Dorugamon ignored her, "Power Metal!" He roared as he shot bucket loads of metal balls at Team Rockets Pokemon.

"Our Pokemon" They both whined.

Ash came back to his senses and commanded Pikachu to use lighting. As if on queue, he shot lightning out of his's cheeks and sent them flying.

I ran over to Dorugamon and the others, "I hope they don't do that all of the time… I would be bad for their heath." I said,

"They're always chasing us," Ash muttered. "They never seem to get that they will never get my pikachu."

I glared at him, "knock on wood!" I said, as I took out a book.

"Knock twice, and don't ask why!"

he knocked twice, "why did you make me do that?"

I grinned menecingly. "Wood nymphs, break jinxing like that… trust me my grandmother made me believe in superstition, or whatever it was…"

They all sweat dropped, "oh…"

Dorugamon degenerated back into Dorumon.

"See I told you that evolving twice would cause problems for you!" I said in an unsympathetic voice,

he half smiled, "YBB…"

I smirked, "Indeed it is!"

His eyes closed and he fell asleep.

The others leaned their heads to the side, "YBB?" Ash asked, while he scratched the back of his head.

I chuckled, "I'm means your butt's biggest or in other words your right, I'm wrong kind of thing."

We all sighed, "By the way, even though I haven't really known you and nor do you really know about me, would you mind if I stuck around, I'm not very comfortable in the Sinnoh Region… and also I'm kinda getting tired of traveling alone…" I muttered.

Ash smiled a great smile, "well if your not part of any teams, sure, the more the merrier!" Dawn and Brock, nodded in synch as well,

"Thank you!" I said, as I picked Dorumon up. "Oh by the way where is your next destination?" I asked,

"I think we're going back to Jublife city to get an upgrade of the poke apps. Have you been there yet?"

"Yeah, actually I just got the most recent." I replied.

I felt a presence behind me, and two hands grab my boobs.

"Are these real?" Brock pondered, one of the worst ways to get a woman fuming is by asking if her breasts are real. His face looked really stupid, with a mix of extreme slobbering at the mouth, (I could even see foam), and serious/curious eyes,

"Where the hell did this come from," I growled as I tried getting him off,

"ha-ha-ha-ha.." he said almost hypnotized, I growled again.

"You have a count of three," I could feel the water in my hand start to move, "One…" I lifted my hand up to his, "Two…." Edged my arms more into a martial arts kind of position, "thr~" suddenly the hands came free and a croak from something came from behind. I slowly turned behind me to see a Crogunk's hand on his back. You wouldn't believe how many times I twitched, and I continued to twitch as it dragged him off with it, "Okay…. Does that happen a lot?" I asked shaking off the scene that just happened.

Ash and Dawn sweat dropped,"Yeah almost every day…"

3rd person point of view

Sira shook her head again, "Got it." She said tersely. She looked around, "Maybe we should find Brock first… I mean can that Crogunk really be trusted?" she said as she started looking through bushes.

Suddenly out of nowhere Brock came up behind Ash. "Found some herbs."

Sira fell over and lifted her hands in front of her while dropping Dorumon in the process, and mouthed 'What the hell?!' She sweat dropped. "Where in corius bliminus did you come from! I mean you were taken off by Crogunk. Then you just pop behind them and you say you found herbs?! Geeze even I can't understand that."

Brock stood there blank faced, which naturally he was but more chibi like then anything, "I don't know either…" He said rather retardedly.

Sira sighed and stood back up, "Well anyhow shouldn't we get back to Jublife City, and get that APP for you guys?"

"Yeah and then it's off to the fourth badge!" Ash said rather triumphantly.

Sira chuckled, "Don't you mean your fifth?"

"Oh yeah…" he muttered rather sheepishly.

Sira picked Dorumon back up and placed Magikarp back into its ball. "Better get all of these to the poke center when we get there…" She remarked.

TBC