Thnx for your reviews guys I already plan out what I do before I put it I just like reviews to make sure if you want me to continue or not so I have three different things that I thingk should happen to him and I want you guys to go to my profile and vote because I can't seem to make up my when It's Phineas narrating it's Italized and when it's murderer it's normal.
I remember three weeks before my death Ferb and I drove away our old neihbor, Mrs. Winegardener, by dropping a spacship on her house, making aliens believe that that was their lading symbol when it was really set to Jupiter by their leader, getting her husband eaten by a coyote, and much, MUCH more. Later that week we accidentally spilled a love toxin on her daughter trying to help bigfoot win the love of his life and she wound running away into the sunset with bigfoot never to be seen again.
This set her off she rushed over to us picked me up threatening she would beat the disobedience out of me. That was about the time Mom decided to pull up in the driveway and see Mrs. Winegardener about to hit me she stood right in front of Mrs. Winegardener without her noticing, bring up her hand of which was about to have impact with the side of my face, she brought it down with incredible force until Mom grabbed her hand saying, "I want you to hit him." And giving her the meanest look she could muster, which in Mom's case was the death glare. Mom never did play with adults and others putting their hands on her children. When she saw that happening she acted exactly like a black bear defending her cubs.
Mrs, Winegardener defended herself the best way should could which was not very well considering the fact that she's been our neibor for about five days now and she has never seen this sied of Mom. "It's not my fault you should've saw what your boys did to me."
"I don't care what they could've done you don't put your hands on my children. I swear," She says pointing her index finger in Mrs. Winegardener's face, "if you ever try and put your hands on my son, or any of my children for that matter you'll me sorry."
This scared the heck out of her and the next day she packed her stuff and left Danville.
Later we received news about a new neibor. "Phineas, Ferb."Mom said with seriousity. "Please don't run off these niehbors also."
"Yes Mom, Yes Mother." Ferb and I obeyed.
As soon as I escaped from that wretched place I began my new life which was of course set on the path of vengence. I quickly not giving a shit about who and how I was going to marry him. I only married because it was going to be my new cover for when I left for Danville and he was filthy stinkin' rich, the place (after heavy research) where I located the family. I knew it was going to be difficult to carry out this plan. First I would need to find a place withing the neiborhood that was close enough to the boy, then I would have to make everything look like I was here for the people and the nice looking neiborhood; as if I wasn't there for any specific reason.
I searched the internet for the closest location near the family and dubbed it 'conveinent' that there was a place open right next door to them, he and I set up the place we were living and left for Danville.
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Once we got there we set up quickly, we worked for hours until it was finished. I knew that Linda would recognize me so I did a whole lot makeup and before I even got a little surgery done to my face of course he paid for it. I went outside to get a few of my things, I bent down to get my shoes box and I saw these little blue feet. I picked it up and saw a platypus right in my face I screamed at the site of it. "No please don't scream." I heard this little voice coming from this cute little boy who was holding him. He was a little red head boy with an orange and white shirt on with some blue cargo shorts and a gift basket.
"Huh... Who are you?" I asked the little boy who looked to be about ten years old.
"I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself earlier you must be our new neihbor." He said shifting the playtpus to his right hand, putting down the basket and holding out his left for a hand shake. "I'm Phineas Flynn." He said with pride.
Flynn... I thought about his name for a moment then it it me. Linda. "Oh nice to meet you I'm Jessica Stead, but you can just call me Jessica. I love your name."
"Thanks." He said the looking to the looking to his right where this green-haired kid stood. "Oh and this is my step-brother, Ferb." He said while pushing him towards me.
"Ferb???" I asked a little confused by his name. He looked a little embarrased and used to this reaction at the same time. "ohh I didn't mean to offend you." I saw with a sheepish look on my face.
"It's Okay I get that reaction a lot." After he finished talking I stared at him absentmindingly again he looked like he got that expression before, after I noticed what I was doing I shook my head then face him again."I'm sorry for staring I-."Soon I was interrupted by him.
"It's Okay I know it's because of the accent." I get that reaction a lot.
"No but I'ts still not polite to stare, it's just that that was the cutest thing I ever heard from a child." He smiled at this a bit. Then a looked back at Phineas. "Hey Phineas." I said remembering what I had done in the past. "where's your sister?"
"Oh Candace? She's in the house." he said rather cutely then noticed my mistake. "Hey... how did you know I had a sister?" He questioned.
"Umm..um..um."I said not being able to find my words and put them in order very quickly. "It's because...You...you look like the type of person who would have a sister... and I can by your eyes that you love her with all your heart." I said with fake sincerity.
"Oh... you must be a fortune teller because that's all true." He said she approached. She got taller since the last time I had seen her. The last time I saw her she was barely 4 feet, now she is about 5ft 4.
"Hi." She said as she approached us, "You must be our new neihbor." She said holding out her hand for a hand shake."welcome to Danville."
"Oh thank you." I said as I shoke her hand, suddenly I saw a few more kids approach us, one looked like he was from India, another from Germany, one more from Mexico, and an additional one from Texas and Illionois. Asuming these were all Linda's children based on the way they walked over to me the first thing I thought was. 'Oh my god are these all Linda's children? Linda I always knew you were a hoe but now you've been downgraded to a wandering hoe. Linda has been giving all types of foreign head. (If you don't know what that means it means: Sucking dicks from different countries :) )
"Hi!" The Mexican girl said enthusiasticlly. "I'm Isabella Garcia-shapiro. You must be our new neibor."
"Hi, Hello, How ya doing?, Nai hoi," Said more girls trailing behind her. Once the Asian looking girl said Nai Hio all eyes trailed to her. "What my Mom thinks that I should know more about my Chineas heritage." They stared at her for a few more seconds then eyes trailed back to me.
"Hello, I am Baljeet." The nerdy Indian kid said shyly.
"Hey, I Burford Van Stomm." Said the German looking kid not really caring.
"And Hi I'm Dijango." Said the hippie-Texas looking kid.
"Hello nice to meet you. I'm Irving"Said the kid with the orange mohawk holding a scrapbook. Then everyone turned their eyes to him like they did the Asian girl then the German kid said.
"Dude do you have to show up everywhere we go?" He said with a disgusted look.
"Well you guysare my friends and you're the only friends I have." He said.
"O-kay???" Candace said, "I'm going to try to not get mixed up in all of your weirdness." She said while dialing a number on her phone then walking away, then there was a long silence, well at least until I broke it.
"So you're all brothers and sisters?" I said with a 'terrified to know the truth' kind of look on my face. They all looked at eachother then laughed for a moment. The Phineas broke the laughter.
"No Ma'am my mom would go crazy if she had to deal with every single one of us heck she can barely deal with the three of us." He said taking a pause to laugh a little bit more. "The only ones who are actually related are me and my sister." Phineas said whiping a tear from his eye.
"Hey what about me?" Ferb said turning to Phineas. "We're related too!!!"
"Yeah, but not really, anyone with a brain would know that." Phineas said not noticing his mistake.
"OHHHHHH!!!!!!" everyine said as they knew that Ferb was hurt a little bit.
After the OOHHs Ferb started to walk away, and Phineas notice what he said. "Wait Ferb I dodn't mean that I meant that everyone is smart enough to know that we're not really biological."
"SHHH," they said as if they were getting burned by grease, "OOOOOOO!!!!"
"Wait no I didn't mean th- I'm just going to stop talking." He said as he recollected himself and started to be quiet.
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