One day Serena ( Sailor Moon) and Darien (Tuxedo Mask) were on one of their usual dates until Serena received a phone call from Amy (Sailor Mercury).
"Amy, what is it?"
"Serena Come here quick!"
"Why?"
"Just come here quick!"
The phone was snatched from her and a familiar wacky voice said
"Come here quick Moonsy! I have a mission for you. Byeeee."
*Click*
"Oh No."
Darien noticed she was worried and asked
"What's wrong?"
"It's Something really important. Let's get going."
Time Skip!
It was, Wait for it... Drum roll please!; Deadpool! and he was holding the rest of the sailor scouts up and Raye (Sailor Mars) asked the psychotic Mercenary
"What do you want from us?"
"Oh, nothing girl that wears too much red and Shoots Fire from her Hands; It's just I need all of you for a mission. That's all. So anyone of you wants Lunch? I'm buying.
Lita (Sailor Jupiter) Tries to take the Gun away from him and goes as far as to grab his arm but then he Tazes her and knocks her out cold. He then grabs Luna by the neck and said to the rest of them
"All right everyone! If one more person dares to try to grab me again I will shoot the Talking Cat in the face... Or I will make a freak show carnival sideshow act about a talking cat with her. I could rake in millions!"
Dollar signs appear in his eyes in a cartoonish sign of greed. Luna yelled to him
"Let go of me, you ruffian!"
"Ruffian?! What is this the '1865 London?! Good geez of almighty for cheese and crackers what kind of Wackadoodles am I dealing with?!"
Mina (Sailor Venus) got very pissy and asked
"We're The Wackadoodles here?!"
"yes!"
He then wraps his arm around her neck in a headlock and then starts knocking on her head Mockingly asking
"Hello?! Hello?! Anyone there?!"
Link to what this would look like; Begins at 00:40 end at 00:45: [link]
Serena and Darien finally came and he aims a second gun at them and said
"Well look at that. isn't it Moonsy and Mr. I dress too fancy to fight."
He then turns to you the reader and said
"If You like these nicknames then please comment and/or review below to tell me if you do. Thanks!"
They were all confused as it looked like he was talking to a wall. He then coughs into his fist to start the conversation but accidentally shoots himself in the face and they all screamed in terror as it looked like he killed himself. Serena said to the rest of them
"I think he's dead."
Raye just replied sarcastically
"Yeah no sh # Sherlock!"
Deadpool then jumped up with his face half repaired which caused them to scream again and he said something but it instead came out gargling noise. Chibiusa (Chibi Moon) asked Politely as not to piss him off
"Can you say that again?"
Deadpools head finally repaired and he said
"Sorry about that I never Introduced myself last time. The name is Deadpool, Rhymes with No School, way cool and..."
He then whips out a Wolverine impression
"I am the best there is...-ool."
Darien could not help but ask
"H-How did you just... You Know. Survive a blast to the face."
"I have a healing factor dummy! Look at this guy! isn't he a cute little dummy or what? huh, everybody!"
He then sniffs the air and asked
"Gah! What is that pungent odor?"
Serna realized it was her and said
"I think It's my perfume."
Deadpool then said
"Good God! That stinks."
He then pulls out a can of air freshener and said to the reader
"try Dr. Deadpool's deodorant! Strong enough the for a man but good enough for a prissy moon themed superhero."
He then sprays her good with the stuff which creates a cloud around her and as she coughed she said
" I *Cough*Hate *Cough* You *Cough*."
"I know you mean Love!"
He then looks around and asked
"So where the Love Birds?"
"Who?"
"You know Sailor Uranus ( Amara) and Neptune (Michelle)."
"I think they're on a vacation on a family yacht."
He facepalms and said to the reader
"Well Looks like I have to work with the clowns I got."
He then turns his attention to all of them
"You see ladies, gentleman and cats I will need you for a mission for a cut of the profits of course."
Serena said
"No way! we aren't..."
"It's a Million dollars."
"...Not going to accept the money!"
Lita being reasonable as a decent human being try to bring equal reasoning to the others said
"Wait for a second! How do we know this money isn't stolen or even he has the money at all."
Deadpool smugly replies
"Well, the girl that sounds too much like Ash Ketchum from Pokemon The job is very simple. I need you to help me take down this guy named Taskmaster. I think you all would be very good teammates for the mission and all that. each of you will receive a 2% of the cut of that sweet, sweet Million dollars."
They all thought about it and Serena said
"OK we'll do it but no killing will be involved."
That is when Deadpool started going on a rant while holding all of them in a hug/headlock
"This is the beginning Sailor Moon! Deadpool and Sailor Moon! Sailor moon and Deadpool! DeadMoon! SailorPool! Sailor Moon and Deadpool the TV show! three seasons and A Movie! Deadpool and sailor moon forever and forever! Sailor Moon and Deadpool the comic book! Sailor moon and Deadpool the Breakfast cereal!..."

Well, that is it for now. Please stay tuned for the next part and if you can leave a review then thank you. And I will work on Part 2 soon. Thanks.