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Chapter 2. The Great RV Debacle

Pulling into Beck's driveway, Jade was greeted by the sight of tan fluffy haired people who all resembled Beck. Jade saw they were all wearing matching purple shirts with Oliver - We put the FUN in dysfunctional splashed across the front.

Thinking back she remembered Beck saying something about a family visit. Only half listening at the time she recalled that she had made a mental note to avoid his RV that week.

"Crap!" Jade said stomping her brake and throwing her car in reverse. Glancing in the rearview she saw a car behind her – Beck's – pull up. Jade rolled her eyes and pressed both hands against her horn, making her presence known to all. A few people rolled their eyes when they noticed who it was behind the wheel. Jade started tapping the wheel waiting for Beck to move.

"Move your ass!" she said knowing he couldn't hear her. Beck responded by turning his car off and stepping out. He walked over to Jade's car, looking tired as if he was about to pass out and opened her door.

"What are you doing?" she said close to saying fuck it and ramming into his car. Beck's only answer was leaning over unhooking her seat belt while whispering "Help me."

"What?" Jade said as he pulled her out the car. A voice called out from Beck's car "Oh my god, I can't believe he's still dating that bitch."

Beck winced as Jade turned and saw a girl stepping out of Beck's car she recognized as his cousin. She remembered the girl from Thanksgiving so like most of his family Jade had rubbed her the wrong way. Jade walked toward Beck's car

"This bitch is about to grab a dumb bitch by the — " her statement was cut off by Beck grabbing her and shoving her in the direction of the RV.

"Not her again" she heard one of Beck's aunts say as they walked past. Beck shoved Jade into the RV before she could respond, closing the door. Taking advantage of the fact her back was still to him, he rested his head on her shoulder.

"Beck"

"Yeah babe" he said

"You RV is….clean" Jade said shocked.

The curtains looked washed, carpet vacuumed, the fish tank was clean. It even smelled like lemons. "My aunts did it while I was at school" Beck said annoyed.

"Why are they here to begin with?" Jade asked.

"It's time for our annual family reunion. They chose California this year and my parents refused to let them stay in a hotel."

"Sucks for you. Why'd you have to drag me into it, your family hates me?" Jade asked. She sat on his neatly made bed and threw the coves back, then tossed the pillows off the bed.

Beck smiled "I need someone on my side so I don't go crazy while they're here" he said sitting down beside her. "I know you know what it feels like to have your family annoy the crap out of you" he said.

"Correct."

"So now it's my turn to hide out from my family, with you as company" he said. Jade rolled her eyes

"Fine, but you owe me big" she said poking his chest. He grinned at her until she broke and grinned back. He leaned forward, pulling her in for a kiss. A kiss cut entirely too short by his RV door opening and half a dozen tan kids in matching shirts stomping in.

"Ooh Beck and his scary girlfriend are having sex!" a young boy says picking up items off Beck's dresser. "So you stay in here by yourself?" another boy asked. A young girl Jade would think was cute if not for their intrusion stood in front of the couple "I can't believe uncle and auntie let you stay in here by yourself, do you ever get scared? They should let me spend the summer here so I can live in your trailer house too. Does she live in here too?" The little girl continued not stopping for a breath.

"One – we were not having sex, I don't even think you know what that means, two – put my stuff down, three – get out" Beck said hopping up and pushing the kids out.

"Mommy Beck and his scary girlfriend were in his house having sex!" one of the kids yelled, causing all his family members to stare at the teens. "No we weren't!" Beck yelled walking out of the RV. He stopped and turned, holding his hand out for Jade.

"Crap" she thought taking his hand and walking behind him.

"They were having sex? What do you know about sex!" one of Beck's aunts said grabbing her child. "And I don't know what you two were doing but you don't need to do it anymore!" she said looking at Beck and Jade walk up.

"We weren't doing anything" Beck said grabbing his hair and sighing, his other hand still wrapped around Jade's. Beck's cousin from the car a few minutes before gagged. "Ew like I need a visual of my cousin and Elvira bumping uglies."

A few of his family members snickered, Beck's grip on her hand tightened as he felt her start to pull away.

"Let's get some food" he said pulling her quickly into the house, a chorus of laughs erupting from outside once the door was closed. Beck pulled Jade into a corner of the kitchen, thankful it was empty for the moment. Pulling her face level to his he could tell she was pissed and embarrassed. He was even madder at the fact that his family was making her feel that way.

He pressed his forehead to hers "You know I really fucking love you" he whispered, their noses just touching. He saw her lips turn into a smirk "Yeah I do" she said lightly kissing him.

Loud laughter from the porch knocked them back into reality. Jade sighed and pulled away from him, heading over to the mountain of food prepared around the kitchen. Grabbing a plate she piled food on it and sat in the deserted dining room. Beck sat next to her stealing food from her plate. She stabbed at him with her fork.

"So how long are they all here for?"

"A week" Beck said accepting a forkful of food from her.

"A week of this shit, no thanks. I'll give you another two hours then I –" she was cut off by Beck stealing a kiss that trailed from the corner of her mouth down her throat.

"How about you come over tonight like usual?" he asked smirking. Jade let out a shaky breath.

"With mini Olivers running around I think not."

Hearing the sound of the front door opening put a hold on his pleas. Beck's dad and other family members walked in, he let out a sigh at the site of Jade.

"Jade, to what do we owe the honor of you gracing us with your presence." he asked with false pleasantness.

"Your ridiculously good looking son" she answered causing Beck to smile.

"What's this I hear about you two having sex?" he said. Beck sighed

"They don't know what they're talking about dad."

"So you two don't have sex then?" his mom asked.

"That's really none of your business" Jade said putting her fork down. His family murmured and looked offended.

She is so disrespectful; I don't know how they tolerate this. My child would never be allowed to date someone so rude. Beck stood up grabbing Jade's plate. "Why don't we finish this in the RV" he said pulling her up.

"Sweetie I am an adult and he is my child it is my business what he does" his mom said to Jade.

"Whatever" was Jade's only reply.

"Beck I'm tired of your rude girlfriend talking to us any kind of way, this is unacceptable!" his dad said to a chorus of that's right from his family.

"That's why we're going to the RV" Beck said making his way to the door, tugging Jade along.

"Is that all you have to say? You're going to go back to the RV?" his dad said.

"Well what do you want me to do, stay here so you all can keep aggravating Jade? She only gives back what you all throw at her!" Beck said getting angry.

His mother only shook her head. "She has made you so disrespectful now. When this family reunion is over you're moving out of that RV and back in here. Then we'll see who's aggravating."

Beck and Jade's jaws dropped.

"I wouldn't have let him move out in the first place" his aunt said as Beck stomped out the door.

He walked into his RV only to find his cousins back in snooping through his things again. His usual cool was forgotten by now. "Everybody out!" he yelled, startling the kids. They all ran out, laughing at his outburst. He slammed his door and locked it, turning to look at Jade. She'd laid down and was eating her food again. "How can you be so calm right now?"

"You're always calm" she said lying back on the bed. "Besides, as much as your parent's hate me they'll be begging you to move back in before you know it."

Three Weeks Later

"Beck!" Mrs. Oliver yelled from the kitchen "You do not have a maid here, clean up after yourself!" she said picking up his dishes that had been sitting in the living room for two days.

"Consuela will be here tomorrow!" he yelled from upstairs in his new (old) room. Jade laughed lying across him in bed doing schoolwork, his door removed from the hinges. They heard his mom stomp up the stairs.

"No she won't. I told her not to come anymore. From now on you will clean up behind yourself! And separate!" she added noticing their position. Beck missed the days of 'my roof, my rules'. They rolled their eyes as she walked away. Beck slid off the bed, pulling Jade onto his lap.

"I can't believe she hasn't cracked yet" Jade said.

"I know. I miss my RV."

Jade sighed "Amateur" she said, shoving a piece of paper at him. He skimmed over it, raising his eyebrows as he read.

"Jade I don't know that the school will let you put on a play this…" he tried to think of a word that wouldn't get him stabbed "Bloody."

"It's a private play I'm putting on" she said "Your mom and dad get front row seats to it."

"You think having my parent's see your play will change their minds and they'll let me move into the RV?" he asked skeptical.

"Yes. Especially since this play will star me" she twisted her body so her mouth was directly over his ear "And you."

Beck put his forehead against hers confused "I'm not following."

"Let's just say we're gonna show your parent's what exactly we do in the RV alone" she said, a wicked gleam in her eye.

"Should I be scared for my parent's Jade? Jade!"

Beck's parents arrived home to a dark house. "Beck" his mom called out. His car was parked outside but he was nowhere in sight. "It's too early for him to be asleep" his dad said heading upstairs. His mom headed towards the living room, picking up his dirty dishes on the way.

She stopped when she noticed the TV was flickering. Going to look for the remote, the image suddenly changed to Jade's face. Mrs. Oliver looked alarmed for a moment. "She must have left her weird video in on accident". The image of Jade's face left the screen, replaced by a montage of disturbing images. Floods wiping out entire villages, leaves dying, children crying. She finally found the remote and flicked it off just as she heard her husband shout for her from upstairs.

Running up she sees he husband standing in front of the bathroom door, red staining the doorknob.

"Hi Mr. and Mrs. Oliver" they turn startled by Jade's voice coming out of Beck's room. They were even more stunned by the maid outfit she wore and butcher knife she carried.

"What is going on and where's Beck?" his mom asked.

"He's in the bathroom" she said walking past them and stepping in. Peeking from the spot they stood they only saw an empty bathroom. "I thought you said he was in here?" Mr. Oliver said.

"He is" she said stepping aside to reveal a pair of feet sticking out of the bathtub. A bathtub that upon closer inspection was filled with – blood?

Mrs. Oliver screamed, Mr. Oliver began to turn red. Beck chose the moment to emerge from the murky water and shake his head, blood splashing on both his parents and Jade. They looked horrified while Jade looked giddy.

"Pretty good Beck, that's a new record for holding your breath" Jade said walking over and sitting on the edge of the tub.

"Cool" he said.

Beck's dad still red yelled "What the hell is going on!"

Beck looked surprised to see both his parents. "We're doing our weekly role-playing acting exercises." Standing up in the tub, blood sloshed over the sides staining the tiled floor. "We usually do this at Jade's house, but since I'm back in our house we can start doing it here too!" he said grabbing Jade around the waist and pulling her in.

She fell back laughing, pulling him down with her.

Beck's parent's looked like they were about to have a stroke. Beck went on "Every week we act out different scenes from one of Jade's scripts. This is our favorite one to do!" he said getting out as Jade took his place in the bathtub.

"Ready?" he asked. Jade nodded and took a breath before diving under, Beck starting a stopwatch. "You guys want to stay and watch or…"

His mom narrowed her eyes at him. "No we don't want to watch! We thought she had..and you…and…" she threw her hands in the air and turned to leave. "Clean my house back up and you can move back into the RV tonight" walked away, his dad following her.

He waited until they'd gone in their room and shut the door before he pulled Jade from the tub and hugged her. "Well how'd it go? She asked smiling.

Beck frowned "We have to clean up this mess" he said.

Her face fell before she saw him grin "And move my stuff back into the RV!" he said pressing his lips to hers. Jade threw her arms around his neck as he stood lifting her up.

"Cleaning up this blood is worth it for the RV" she said putting on a robe and heading downstairs.

"Do I even want to know where you got all this fake blood from?" Beck asked.

She laughed "Who said it's fake?"

Beck's smile dropped.

"It is fake right Jade? Jade!"

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