Ah, I am continuing this story, so flames rising can just kiss my ass.
-laughs- Here's chapter 2 people! The real chapter 2!
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"You get rid of him…"
"No you!" I yelled at Mona who was currently eating a pretzel from the food court.
Of course IT had followed us to the mall the next day. It wasn't my idea to go when Mona ran into my house, busted through my bedroom door, and started to jump on my bed trying to wake me up. And when that did work she turned on my stereo and blasted "Walking Disaster" and began to sing into my ears… quite poorly actually…
And then I found myself here. At the mall. With my psycho friend and a giant clown.
"So guys where are we going?" Ryuk called out to us as we began to walk at a fast pace towards one of the stores.
"If we answer to him Light, people are going to think we're talking to air!" Mona gave me a seething look as her eyes quickly darted back and forth to the Shinigami, and then to me.
'Hmmmm, where could we go to talk to him without being seen…'
"The family bathrooms." I stated.
"Wah?! You kiddin me? The ones men AND women can go into? People are gonna think we're doing something!" She complained and gave me a nervous glance.
"It's either that, or being locked in an asylum for the mentally unhealthy."
"Ah, you have a good point there Einstein."
We darted to the family restrooms with Ryuk in tow. Walking inside we heard many noises. Most of them were the moans of the other teen's who had decided to really abuse the privilege of the family restrooms. Opening one of the large stall's, Mona and I ran in and locked the door.
She sighed. "Well hopefully no one will hear us with all the noise…ew…" She had just noticed the dirty wall she was leaning on and wiped her hands off on her jeans. "So what are we going to do about you Ryuk?"
Ryuk shrugged, and found pleasure in rolling out all of the toilet paper from its roll.
"Well, we could keep him in alternate days…" I suggested.
"He's not a hamster Light! He's a death god! Sheesh…" she sighed and looked at the door making sure it was clean, and then proceeded to bang her head upon it. "We're DOOOOMMEDD…"
"No we're not… I'll just keep him…"
"You were just complaining that I was the one who picked up the Death Note first so I should be responsible! Why the change in heart?"
"Because it's just another burden you have to deal with…"
"Light, If this is about my dad, he died like ages ago, it's alright…" she looked at her shoes.
"No! It has nothing to do with that," I retorted quickly knowing that she didn't want my sympathy. "You are in 3 clubs after school and not to mention that your class treasurer. That's hard enough."
She smiled at me and hugged me tightly.
"Thank you Light. That's very nice…" And then she punched me lightly in the arm…
"Ouch!"
"You made me all mushy you bastard!" She laughed and unlocked the door and we walked out.
Of course she needed payback, so when we finally left the bathroom, she decided it would be funny to see how embarrassed I get…
"OH WOW LIGHT! THAT WAS THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD! LETS GO BACK IN THERE AND DO THAT SOME MORE!" she giggled and skipped with me in tow, her holding tightly to my hand.
"I swear to god Mona if you don't stop it right now…" Heat rose to my face and I glared at her. Ryuk began to laugh at me as well.
"Aw, Light, I thought you two were friends! It was only a joke!" He laughed again.
Damn that's creepy…
"Yeah, he's right Light, take a joke!" She busted out into a fit of evil laughter.
I Just sulked in defeat the whole way home…
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"Would you like to stay for dinner Mona?" My mother had asked Mona after we had taken our coats off. I pointed to the stairs to let Ryuk know to stay there until we were finished.
"I would love to Mrs. Yagami! Thanks!" She smiled sweetly as I took her coat and hung it up.
"I had a feeling you would so I didn't make fish, I know you don't like it. Instead I made my special Soba noodles."
"Oh you didn't have to Mrs. Yagami! I would've eaten the fish! Everything you make is good!"
'Liar, you hate fish…' I began to inwardly laugh at my friend, knowing that even if fish tasted like candy, she still wouldn't eat it.
While sitting down to dinner, my house phone rang. My mother went to answer it, and I presumed it was my father.
"Light, your father wants you to meet him after dinner since he won't make it."
'Bingo." I thought. "Does he know I have Mona over right now? It cant wait?"
She put her earpiece back to the phone and started to talk again, telling him what I basically had just told my mother. "He said it can't wait. And he said you could bring Mona as well."
"Hm… Alright then." I watched as my mother began to write on a piece of paper. 'Probably an address.'
"Good bye dear." She hung up the phone and handed me the paper.
'I don't believe it… a hotel? Why would they be in a hotel? Unless…' I pondered the thought, and I wanted to leave for this destination IMMEDIATELY.
"Mona, can you eat faster." I caught just while she was slurping down the noodles and chicken.
"Can I finish?" she whined.
"Hm… No. LETS GO! COME ON COME ON!" I yelled at her to eat faster.
"ALRIGHT! But you owe me a pretzel!"
"First I have to get my cell hone, hold on a second…" I ran upstairs to my room.
"Ryuk, we're going to be gone for awhile. Can you just stay here and stay out of trouble."
"Possibly…" The Shinigami tilted his head…
"Ryuk…" I said in a stern voice.
He laughed. "I am only kidding human. Go."
I shook my head in disappointment, and left for our destination.
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"So…" Mona looked up at the luxury hotel.
After about 30 minutes of riding a bike, Mona and I reached the hotel that was all the way on the other side of the city.
"You sure this is it?" She asked while getting off the back pegs of my bike.
"Yeah. This is it." I said checking the Address again.
"Why would someone have their headquarters in a hotel?"
"So they can move around and investigate," I stared up to the windows, "… without someone finding out." I whispered towards the end of what I was saying.
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"Uh, excuse me, can you direct us to this room?" Mona stated, pointing to the paper.
"… Who sent you here?"
"Uh, His dad…" She said pointing to me. The lady raised her eyebrow while sitting at the desk.
"I'm Light Yagami."
"And you girl?" She gave Mona a snotty look that pissed her off to the core…
"Mona Angelis your HIGHNESS." She crossed her arms and tapped her foot, while I just stared, and slapped my hand over my face.
"Oh yeah, your allowed too… snot nosed brat…"
"EXCUSE ME!?" I clamped my hand over my mouth before she said anything stupid.
After taking an elevator to the top floor, walking through 4 hallways and passing at least 3 restrooms (which Mona was complaining that she needed to use and she never went) and 5 water fountains that seemed to be just randomly placed everywhere, we finally came to the room.
"HEY LIGHT!" The man who seemed to be guarding the door said to me very loudly.
"Do I uhm… Know you?" I asked being a little freaked out by his behavior. Mona just began to giggle at the man.
"It's me! Matsuda!" he looked at me strangely. "From the company party!"
"OH! You were the one Light old me about!" Mona stated and started to laugh, "The one who fell down 2 flights of stares after tripping on a rice ball!?"
"Yeah… that's… me…" he said very shamefully…
"Sorry Matsuda, she's just… hyper…" I sweatdropped and looked back at Mona who was smiling like a loony.
"Uh, you guys have no weapons right?"
"Does a SPOON count as a weapon?" Mona asked.
"You have a … spoon?" Matsuda and I asked her at the same time.
"Yeah! You never know when you'll need one!" She smirked and laughed as she pulled a small spoon from her pocket.
"Okay, you two are cleared." Matsuda reached for the door and opened it and peeked in. "Uh, Ryuzaki, Chief Yagami… Light and Mona are here."
All of a sudden, Matsuda was lightly pushed out of the way to reveal a man. He had to be older than us do to his appearance. He had dark circles under his eyes and was wearing a baggy white long sleeved shirt and long baggy jeans. He was hunched over and scratching one leg with the other.
"Huh? Who are you?" I asked questioningly to the man in front of us. Mona just stared at him.
"In light of the fact the door is hanging wide open where somewhere can hear us I wish not to tell you as of this very moment. Come in and I'll explain everything…"
Mona and I followed him inside, where I saw and greeted my father and the staff. Mona waved at them and greeted my father.
We watched the man sit down on the couch and hug his knee's almost. He picked up the cup of tea that was on the table and began to dump sugar into it.
"You may be wondering why I've asked your father to make you come here Light. You also may be wondering why I've allowed your friend Mona to come as well."
"Well I sure as heck am wondering." Mona said as she looked at the room and the lights.
"It seems that out of all the people that have been mentioned here by the men you see before you, you two are the smartest out of all."
"Huh? Me? Smart? PAH! I'm not as smart as Light…" She stated as she crossed her arms.
"All of your grades are 3 points below Lights. That's smart enough."
"How the heck did you know that!"
"Because I have access and because I can."
Mona looked flustered and freaked out. I stepped in front of her to ask a question.
"You didn't tell us who you are yet."
"Me? I thought you would have figured it out already."
The room became quiet and I looked closely at the man…
'No, it can't be…'
"You're L… Aren't you?" Mona stepped in to say.
"Indeed I am, and I hate to admit it, but I do need a hand on this case."
Mona and I just stared.
'We get to work with L? I don't believe this…'
As if Mona read my mind, she grinned like a lunatic.
"Freaking SWEET!" She hollered and jumped up, as if punching the air.
L Looked at her like she was nuts. Then he smiled, as did I.
"That's Mona for ya." I said as the investigation team started to laugh as she ran across the room dancing around.
"I get to work with Light and L! This is so cool! SO SO COOL!" She then proceeded to run across the room giving everyone hugs… for no apparent reason of course…
"Is Mona-chan always like that?"
I sighed… "Yessss…" It came out like an exasperated hissing sound.
L sighed as well. "Well, at least she's a Happy person, the more happy people, the less fighting, and the more work that will get done.
As Mona ran across the room, she stopped and looked straight towards L. She smirked, and ran to him and practically tackled him to the ground.
"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" She tightly squeezed him and gave him friendly kisses on the cheek as they laid on the ground…
'Why didn't she tackle me like that? ... Not fair…' I thought with slight jealousy
L was beginning to blush. "Na-chan," I figured it was abbreviated for Mona-chan, "Can you please get off of me you seem to be crushing my lungs…"
"OH! I'm SO SORRY!" she got off of him, patted her outfit out from dirt or dust, and reached out to give L a hand up.
'Well, this looks like it's going to get interesting…' I pondered as the team looked to L…
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MUAHAHAHAH CHAPTER 2 SUCKA'S! IN YO FACE FLAMERS! XD
Lol okay… here's how it goes…
I don't like Misa, so There Will be MISA BASHING
I really don't like evil Light, and since this is an AU Light is a good person
YES I LOVE L! SHOOT ME NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
HEEHEE I'm getting the special edition volume 1 dvd of death note for Christmas with a RYUK FIGURE! ITS SO COOL! (YES RYUK IS MY SECRET BF! SHHHHHHH!) lmao