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One day Murray was acting like an idiot. The day after that Murray acted like an idiot. The day after that Murray made out with Sir Raleigh the toad and acted like an idiot. The day AFTER that Murray decided to do something productive with his time and make a chicken sandwich.
Murray ran into the hideouts kitchen, grabbed a slug and choked it for no apparent reason, after that, inspector Carmelita Fox came in the door covered in cheese. "I love you Murray!" she hugged Murray and jumped an eighth floor window, grabbing a machete and made a living killing slugs that lived in the tree next to the window for the rest of her life.
Suddenly the guinea pig master popped out of the floor, wearing a bath robe because Bentley had ruined his favorite kimono and the other one was at the dry cleaners. Clockwerk burst out of the floorboards. "MUAHAHAHAH! YOU SHALL DIE CREEPY GUINEA PIG THAT KEEPS POPPING UP RANDOMLY IN THIS STORY!"
Clockwerk ate the guinea pig, turned blue, and fell over dead, muttering that he tasted like Arbys. "YAY! CLOCKWERK'S DEAD!" Sly led a Congo line through the hideout led the whole line to the basement.
Murray, oblivious to all these events, picked up a toothbrush and went outside to slaughter a chicken. Standing in front of the door was a French rat, so Murray brushed his teeth and stabbed him to death with the toothbrush. Might as well die with nice breath…
Murray continued to kill anything that got in his way with the toothbrush of doom, and the dental floss of dastardliness. The Orbit gum lady popped out of the floor and Murray ignored her because he thought she was scary. Finally he got to the chicken pen.
The chickens were all running into the walls on fire screaming about cheese. Murray got a happy look on his face. "These are my people." Murray jumped into the pen and lit himself on fire, putting a pineapple on his head and acting like a neurotic chicken. Bentley, Sly, Rajan, Muggshot, and Clockwerk all joined them and they formed a club of people who think guinea pigs wearing kimonos are scary.
Carmelita jumped out of the tree dancing with the scary tribe of monkeys that live in trees, and a lot of people got killed while doing the tango.
THE END
Next chapter: Sly is the next Mary Poppins!