HERMIONE: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can say any fact better than you.

ANNABETH: No you can't.

HERMIONE: Yes I can.

ANNABETH: No you can't.

HERMIONE: Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can!

ANNABETH: Anything you can do, I can do smarter. I can do anything smarter than you.

HERMIONE: No you can't.

ANNABETH: Yes I can.

HERMIONE: No you can't.

ANNABETH: Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can!

HERMIONE: You know what? This is incredibly stupid! We're acting like boys over here!

ANNABETH: It pains me to say this, but you're right. Let's stop. So how's your boyfriend?

HERMIONE: Well, he's not the brightest but he makes me laugh!

ANNABETH: Eeeeeeew . . .

HERMIONE: What? Your boyfriend's like that too!

ANNABETH: No, mine is just dumb and reckless. But I love him.

HERMIONE: Eeeeeeew . . .