HERMIONE: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can say any fact better than you.
ANNABETH: No you can't.
HERMIONE: Yes I can.
ANNABETH: No you can't.
HERMIONE: Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can!
ANNABETH: Anything you can do, I can do smarter. I can do anything smarter than you.
HERMIONE: No you can't.
ANNABETH: Yes I can.
HERMIONE: No you can't.
ANNABETH: Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can!
HERMIONE: You know what? This is incredibly stupid! We're acting like boys over here!
ANNABETH: It pains me to say this, but you're right. Let's stop. So how's your boyfriend?
HERMIONE: Well, he's not the brightest but he makes me laugh!
ANNABETH: Eeeeeeew . . .
HERMIONE: What? Your boyfriend's like that too!
ANNABETH: No, mine is just dumb and reckless. But I love him.
HERMIONE: Eeeeeeew . . .
